Game: Photo captions - 2010

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/4c206061ad0037a59972f7af556c00ff.jpg

Sponge Bob turns into a Goth

[krashkart]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxx9orIIPI/AAAAAAAAGl4/EBSKuVXMlfk/s400/funny-brides06.jpg

I hope I don't splash on my dress.

OMFG!!! :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/2be10c09c207a089b1f15ee8472f3f53.jpg

Wait!!....I meant to say I was the 'sign erector'.

[Reece]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/2be10c09c207a089b1f15ee8472f3f53.jpg

Wait!!....I meant to say I was the 'sign erector'.After this incident are you still able to erect?:hmmm:

[Reece]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/SyxxiImnoeI/AAAAAAAAGkQ/iRp0LZJ46K0/s400/funny-brides25.jpg
Whoops, slip of the hand there!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

After this incident are you still able to erect?:hmmm:

Need to check if there are any kids around first :DL

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/c2040d0951e2fbdd09825ae3ece878ad.jpg

The Old Duck Cash Scam

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/c2040d0951e2fbdd09825ae3ece878ad.jpg

AFLAC!

[Reece]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxxx1a8dbI/AAAAAAAAGlo/rTR-EPnJXUM/s400/funny-brides08.jpg
Did anyone see the Groom?

[Arclight]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxxx1a8dbI/AAAAAAAAGlo/rTR-EPnJXUM/s400/funny-brides08.jpg
Who touched my wedding cake?

[frau kaleun]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/c2040d0951e2fbdd09825ae3ece878ad.jpg

The Old Duck Cash Scam

Not a scam at all. She owes him money, he's just collecting on his bill.

[frau kaleun]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxxx1a8dbI/AAAAAAAAGlo/rTR-EPnJXUM/s400/funny-brides08.jpg

Looks like the new season of Bridezillas has taken an especially ugly turn.

[Reece]

Not a scam at all. She owes him money, he's just collecting on his bill.Most amusing!!:haha:

[krashkart]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxxx1a8dbI/AAAAAAAAGlo/rTR-EPnJXUM/s400/funny-brides08.jpg

Ain't no way he's gonna git away from me this time! Oh Ree-eece? Where are you sweety pie?

[Reece]

Ain't no way he's gonna git away from me this time! Oh Ree-eece? Where are you sweety pie?Hiding that's for sure!!:oops: krashkart .... you can take my place!:yep:

[TarJak]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxxx1a8dbI/AAAAAAAAGlo/rTR-EPnJXUM/s400/funny-brides08.jpg
I couldn't find my shotgun. Unfortunately for Reece I found my AK47!

[Reece]

I'm stuffed!!:cry:

[HunterICX]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxxx1a8dbI/AAAAAAAAGlo/rTR-EPnJXUM/s400/funny-brides08.jpg

So...Till death do us part wasn't it.

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/Syxxx1a8dbI/AAAAAAAAGlo/rTR-EPnJXUM/s400/funny-brides08.jpg

I pity the next bastid that passes by and doesn't have a light for a lady.

[Reece]

That's a lady?:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Anyone toting an AK47 has the right to be called whatever they desire :DL

[Reece]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/SyxxpLtrdsI/AAAAAAAAGko/X1cG7Ew4NoA/s400/funny-brides21.jpg
I'm a lady Jim!

[Arclight]

We knew that all along Reece, no need to prove it. :O:

[Reece]

We knew that all along Reece, no need to prove it. :O:Yeh but get a load of my buns!!:03:

[Jimbuna]

We knew that all along Reece, no need to prove it. :O:

LMAO :haha:

You dug your own hole there Reece my friend :DL


http://thebibletruth.org/digging.gif

[frau kaleun]

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152667850019278.jpg

"Finally! I thought those 'Subsim' people would never check out."

:O:

[Arclight]

Yeh but get a load of my buns!!:03:
:rotfl2:

Aye, very lovely. :lol: :salute:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ea311fc7f65a9a82b7f3c8c8da88f3ad.jpg

Wrong moment to take your daily stroll

[krashkart]

^^

:hmmm:

Notice how the railing is bent a short distance from where he's standing? :har:

[Jimbuna]

He's about half a second from noticing it himself :DL

[bookworm_020]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ea311fc7f65a9a82b7f3c8c8da88f3ad.jpg

Honey, I checked the front door, but no one is here. You must be hearing things

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/354a36632da9155a4ea740fc24a702aa.jpg

Be careful what you carry in your vehicle.

[Reece]

^^ Now that would be a total write off, hope it was insured!!:damn:


http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unusual_unbelievable/begger_with_laptop.jpg
Now let me see, how are my shares and investments today!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ea311fc7f65a9a82b7f3c8c8da88f3ad.jpg

Honey, do you know where the slabs of beer are that I left by the front door???

[bookworm_020]

http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unusual_unbelievable/begger_with_laptop.jpg
This is what happens when you invest with Enron, and he was the one making the decisions!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unusual_unbelievable/begger_with_laptop.jpg

Time I checked the GPS to see when that soup kitchen is due.

[Reece]

http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unusual_unbelievable/begger_with_laptop.jpg
Typical my luck!! I steal a lap top and it has to be a stinking Apple!!:damn:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unusual_unbelievable/begger_with_laptop.jpg

Oh heck!!...the Ubi server is down again!!

[Reece]

^^ Good one Jim! Poor guy is sunk!:har:

[VonHesse]

:o Kaleun?... Jawoll Herr Kaleun!...

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ea311fc7f65a9a82b7f3c8c8da88f3ad.jpg

Ludicrous speed ahead!!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/2bf931bdb0370894dfe57d3ea4064e47.jpg

Moving a big load.

[Platapus]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/2bf931bdb0370894dfe57d3ea4064e47.jpg

I kinda don't feel so bad about myself now. :D

[frau kaleun]

I kinda don't feel so bad about myself now. :D

That guy? Hasn't taken a funny picture of his cat in over a decade.*




*Not all that surprising, really, considering he ate the cat in 1998.

[Platapus]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/2bf931bdb0370894dfe57d3ea4064e47.jpg

Frau Kaluen

Be honest. Does this front end loader make me look heavy?

[frau kaleun]

Be honest. Does this front end loader make me look heavy?

:hmmm:

I thought the "front-end loader" was the contraption they used to shoehorn his belly into whatever that thing is.

[Platapus]

I thought the gray shirt would be slimming on me.

[Reece]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/2bf931bdb0370894dfe57d3ea4064e47.jpg

Moving a big load.Correction:
A big load moving!!:yep:

[Reece]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ax5ZIdFoW1U/SZ1ikGZc_BI/AAAAAAAAKXU/FVc2ati49Jg/s400/UNUSUAL-REALLY-UNUSUAL-18.jpg
How about a date Miss Kaleun?

[frau kaleun]

How about a date Miss Kaleun?

:nope:

http://images1.cafepress.com/product/17616411v1_480x480_Front_Color-LightPink.jpg

:O:

[Reece]

Sorry I couldn't resist!!:oops: Your safe though, IMO I'd say he's Ghay!!:har:

[frau kaleun]

^^:har: Sorry I couldn't resist!!:oops:

Neither could I. :D

[nikimcbee]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/2bf931bdb0370894dfe57d3ea4064e47.jpg

Good to see Saddam is staying busy in the post war years.

[nikimcbee]

http://www.davecarlson.net/funny/images/saddam-makeover.JPG
@ Reece: This guy is interested in your cowboy boytoy

[nikimcbee]

Next on extreme make over:
http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/archives/Saddam-Plastic-Chair_01.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://www.bygeorgie.co.uk/bygimages/virginbride.jpg


...and that was the last time we saw poor Steed.

[nikimcbee]

WTF is this!?!!
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129074048080181907.jpg

[Reece]

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/bizarre-and-odd/unusual-begging-methods/unusual-begging-methods01.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/bizarre-and-odd/unusual-begging-methods/unusual-begging-methods01.jpg

Looking at what he has in his bowl...I don't see him getting very far!

[HunterICX]

WTF is this!?!!


You after hanging out with snoop dogg?:D

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/f0707f42c051e1fb8e66d5b2fc510927.jpg

Not the best landing site!!

[Arclight]

I don't think the crocs will be complaining though. :hmmm:

[Reece]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/f0707f42c051e1fb8e66d5b2fc510927.jpg

Not the best landing site!!
Those chastity belts are needed now Jim!:har:

[Jimbuna]

Those chastity belts are needed now Jim!:har:

LMAO :D

[Platapus]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/f0707f42c051e1fb8e66d5b2fc510927.jpg

I love a place that delivers!

[nikimcbee]

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/bizarre-and-odd/unusual-begging-methods/unusual-begging-methods01.jpg

Ran out of pot

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.bygeorgie.co.uk/bygimages/virginbride.jpg


...and that was the last time we saw poor Steed.

At least he died happy......... :O:

[Reece]

At least he died happy......... :O:What was the coroners cause of death, smothered or crushed, did he have a smile on his face or was it of shock?:hmmm:

[HunterICX]

What was the coroners cause of death, smothered or crushed, did he have a smile on his face or was it of shock?:hmmm:

He smiled as his last thought was ''At least it isn't Gordon Brown''

HunterICX

[Reece]

He smiled as his last thought was ''At least it isn't Gordon Brown''

HunterICXNow that is positive thinking!!:D

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/19/633835719324878930-NINTENDOWII.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/3911768ff3531e67dfc3c387482738e0.jpg

Phew!...just in time!

[Reece]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7569/41picset4.jpg
Sailor Steve with his latest catch!

[bookworm_020]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7569/41picset4.jpg
I know you said your wife was a cold fish, but that's just wrong!

[TarJak]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7569/41picset4.jpg
Doesn't matter what else you do in life all it takes is for you to #^*& one fish and your known as Warren the Fish****er!

[Reece]

^^ :har:
The big question is ... can Jim resist and do nothing:D

[Jimbuna]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7569/41picset4.jpg

I don't care how 'fishy' it smells like or tastes like...I love it.

[Reece]

I knew you couldn't resist, just imagine if the fish started to leak some juices!!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

OMG!! hairy fish pie :o

[Reece]

http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hitlerssis.jpg
Oh Adolf dear ... dinner is nearly ready!

[HunterICX]

http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hitlerssis.jpg

EIN KARTOFFEL, EIN KARTOFFELSCHÄLER, EIN KARTOFFELSALAT!!!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/c3f127c2638667f19fc118dbc194c7e9.jpg

Which plumber did you say called earlier?

[Reece]

Which plumber did you say called earlier?The one without a job!

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/71%20An%20Old%20Silly%20Face.jpg
Why did we lose the war sir?

[Jimbuna]

The one without a job!

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/71%20An%20Old%20Silly%20Face.jpg
Why did we lose the war sir?

Because we forgot to put our teeth in!!

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/c3f127c2638667f19fc118dbc194c7e9.jpg

In SH5 we finally have flooding in the sub!

[frau kaleun]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/c3f127c2638667f19fc118dbc194c7e9.jpg

Death Star Latrine Duty: apparently, stormtroopers can't aim those guns either.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7569/41picset4.jpg

I wasn't there, I didn't do it and you can't prove anyth...photo? What photo?

[krashkart]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/c3f127c2638667f19fc118dbc194c7e9.jpg
How many diuretics did you say you took?? :o

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/73cbb44bd503dd670678c1bc56fc8b86.jpg

My next meal.

[frau kaleun]

http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129163510520683951.jpg

"I said... NO PICTURES!"

[Jimbuna]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7569/41picset4.jpg

I wasn't there, I didn't do it and you can't prove anyth...photo? What photo?

But the picture never lies :smug:

[Reece]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/35506-silly.jpg
TarJak: What do you think Frau Kaleun? Be honest!

[frau kaleun]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/35506-silly.jpg
TarJak: What do you think Frau Kaleun? Be honest!

I think if he's gonna start stealing my bikini tops he also needs to grab my Venus razor on the way out so he can do a little manscaping before he wears them.

[TarJak]

I don't manscape for anyone bar Mrs. TarJak:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/images/2007/11/16/cin_waxing_0361a_470x350.jpg

[frau kaleun]

If that's Mrs. TarJak, I'll leave a second razor on the counter. Take it with my compliments. :O:

[TarJak]

That's her with the paddlepop stick smearing hot wax on my man boobs.:O:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/35506-silly.jpg

Whadya mean!!....That is frau kaleun :rotfl2:

[TarJak]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/35506-silly.jpg

Whadya mean!!....That is frau kaleun :rotfl2::har: Looks like that target is painted on you now Jim. ;)

[Jimbuna]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/images/2007/11/16/cin_waxing_0361a_470x350.jpg

I think you've made a mistake....you should have wiped that off last night :haha:

[TarJak]

:har::har:

[frau kaleun]

Whadya mean!!....That is frau kaleun :rotfl2:

Hormone therapy is tricky, guys. It takes a while to get the dosage right.

[TarJak]

Best double the dosage then.:o

[Reece]

Best double the dosage then.:o
You're right!!:eek:

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/4/633955448898453990-YOOKRACKERMEEUP.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Best double the dosage then.:o

Well that was the plan but my insurance wouldn't pay for it. However as it turns out Jim's dosage was set way too high and he's already got several months' worth on hand which he said Reece had been kind enough to buy him for some reason he refused to elaborate on. So he's just gonna send me his extra and that way we'll both be sorted. Thanks Jim! :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129159508067643301.jpg

Awesome idea! You start.

[Sailor Steve]

I'm sorry, Frau K, but that one is going to go right over the heads of more than a few members here.

[Arclight]

Eye rescent tat remarek. :stare:

[frau kaleun]

Eye rescent tat remarek. :stare:

^^Need's more apostrophe's.

[Sailor Steve]

^^Need's more apostrophe's.
:rotfl2:

I was gonna correct you but then I got the joke.:88)

[Arclight]

Really? Spell-check said it was fine. :hmm2:

[frau kaleun]

Really? Spell-check said it was fine. :hmm2:

Must be one o' dem eebil soshulist librul Dutch spell-checkers. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Best double the dosage then.:o

Deja vu a tell ya :rotfl2:

[Arclight]

Must be one o' dem eebil soshulist librul Dutch spell-checkers. :O:
Indeed! I see you use it too. :haha:

[frau kaleun]

Indeed! I see you use it too. :haha:

*hangs head in shame*

They bribed me with cheese.

[Arclight]

It never fails. ;)

[TarJak]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Transgender-Mr-Bean--32788.jpg
Did someone say cheesecake?

[Jimbuna]

A close resemblance :DL

[bookworm_020]

http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129163510520683951.jpg

After Skippy's latest knock out, he moved up to the heavyweight division!

[Reece]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Transgender-Mr-Bean--32788.jpg
Oh I so dropped a bad one... ew! (Too many beans!) OR:
Oh crap! I forgot to shave this morning!!

[krashkart]

*hangs head in shame*

They bribed me with cheese.

Really? Hmmm.... now I know... :hmmm:

:rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

Really? Hmmm.... now I know... :hmmm:


*rubs hands together*

My evil scheme to obtain free cheese is coming together just as I'd planned... now I just have to keep quiet about it and--

:doh:

:damn:

[TarJak]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/6292.jpg
I would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for those darned kids!

[Reece]

http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/unusual_mode02.jpg
Mongo on his way to Warner Studios.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/6292.jpg



"DIVE KLAXON!"

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=167491&page=3

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/d28b8a9a81c2e9c2f5b8305556c801ca.jpg

Jeez!....i thought you guys had wings!

[Reece]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/24949-stupid_computer_screws_time_patience_wearing_thin. jpg
Krashkart: I just been sent to the brig for 2 weeks, I'll go insane?:wah:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/24949-stupid_computer_screws_time_patience_wearing_thin. jpg

Yay....Reece has just made contact with me through the Male Dating Male website!!

[Reece]

:eek: Oh yeh!! Take this::har:


http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chubby.jpg
Oh Jim darling, again! so soon!

[Jimbuna]

Never! never! never!

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2159/animatedblindmanhgclrzo1.gif

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/d28b8a9a81c2e9c2f5b8305556c801ca.jpg

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/SteveStuff/Birdturtle.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/874499fb07700298269c90865b4ef029.jpg

How to avoid a ticket!

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/874499fb07700298269c90865b4ef029.jpg

No, officer, I have nothing to hide. Maybe you better frisk me to make sure.

[Jimbuna]

http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129163510520683951.jpg

Smile for the camera.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/874499fb07700298269c90865b4ef029.jpg

If you give me a ticket I'll lose my licence, then I'll have to buy a bike....and park it here.

[frau kaleun]

Krashkart: I just been sent to the brig for 2 weeks, I'll go insane?:wah:

Okay that's not funny! I just had to go scrambling to find one of his posts to make sure he wasn't actually in the brig. :doh:

[Platapus]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/874499fb07700298269c90865b4ef029.jpg

The defendant was arrested on the charge of concealing a pair of 38's

Defendant maintains that the 38's were not concealed

The judge says he needs to look into this deeper.

[Reece]

Okay that's not funny! I just had to go scrambling to find one of his posts to make sure he wasn't actually in the brig. :doh:
Now that is funny!:har:

[Reece]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0YTZJpJ8Jp8/SgJigyz-I_I/AAAAAAAAFa4/T-34eMCU6_c/s400/normal_kid_finger.jpg
Up yours TarJak!!

[Jimbuna]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0YTZJpJ8Jp8/SgJigyz-I_I/AAAAAAAAFa4/T-34eMCU6_c/s400/normal_kid_finger.jpg

I'm no Kaas Kop...I'm a football hooligan.

[Reece]

http://x3f.xanga.com/1fe8255a50150243480088/w119110789.jpg
$50 you can't guess my sex!

[TarJak]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092698117044621.jpg
Officer Malarkey's attempts to cool his chest hair using his car's air conditioner caused his partner some discomfort.

[Reece]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092698117044621.jpg
Due to not standing his own flatulence he pumps the bad air outside!

[Jimbuna]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092698117044621.jpg

I wonder if that tash on his upper lip impedes him when he's in suction mode :hmmm:

[TarJak]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092698117044621.jpg
New from DumTel; Inflat-a-Cop! In just 2 minutes your own inflatable law enforcer! But wait that's not all...

[Jimbuna]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092698117044621.jpg

The latest method for ridding the streets of all that trash.

[Reece]

http://lilomag.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/6a00d8341c858253ef00e54f6ba4b78834-640wi.jpg
Do you have the ring Jim, are you ready to exchange vows?

[Jimbuna]

I vow never to go near anything even remotely resembling that!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

[frau kaleun]

I vow never to go near anything even remotely resembling that!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

Well, no, certainly not when you're wearing the same outfit. That would be rude. :O:

[Jimbuna]

You just never know http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4030/winkbigid2zj6.gif

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fqa7kd4NQefX/340x.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://x3f.xanga.com/1fe8255a50150243480088/w119110789.jpg
$50 you can't guess my sex!
$100 says I don't want to!:nope:

[Platapus]

http://x3f.xanga.com/1fe8255a50150243480088/w119110789.jpg
Honestly, why would any woman do this to herself?

Please tell me this was photoshopped.

[frau kaleun]

$100 says I don't want to!:nope:

Gee, Steve, I don't know... seems like finding out for sure might be a lot more traumatic than just guessing.

*cue "Crying Game" music*

[Sailor Steve]

Honestly, why would any woman do this to herself?
So she can kick sand in your face and laugh. Are you gonna tell her otherwise?

[Sailor Steve]

http://x3f.xanga.com/1fe8255a50150243480088/w119110789.jpg

Uh-oh. Jim, I thought you promised Frau Kaleun you wouldn't let those pictures out.

[frau kaleun]

Uh-oh. Jim, I thought you promised Frau Kaleun you wouldn't let those pictures out.

Oh please, you know that can't be me. Like I would ever wear a sports bra that doesn't match my thong, ugh. :nope:

[Jimbuna]

Uh-oh. Jim, I thought you promised Frau Kaleun you wouldn't let those pictures out.

Now I think that's a little unfair....some of us have posted our monicas and even met in person....the internet allows us to be what we want....i recall your suprise at a recent revelation :hmmm:

I'm really a woman....don't you know :03:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://x3f.xanga.com/1fe8255a50150243480088/w119110789.jpg


What baby wants, baby gets.......:o

[AVGWarhawk]

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092698117044621.jpg


Resistance is futile. Become part of the collective.

[Jimbuna]

Resistance is futile. Become part of the collective.

Speak for yersel....I'm happy being me :DL

[Sailor Steve]

What baby wants, baby gets.......:o
:rotfl2::rock:

Best one yet!

[Jimbuna]

I hope your very happy together :rotfl2:

[Reece]

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg
Share this among ya boys!!

[Reece]

http://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/funny-animation-drop-soap.gif

[HunterICX]

^http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/2200/twa20soldier20omg.gifAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/342/twa20soldier20run20fear.gif

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

No people, there was no animated picture in Reece's post. Just focus on the picture below and everything will be good again.:dead:

http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/6439366538323233.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/a1f76af2b17db961a2fea4c00dbaf40a.jpg

Truer words you'll never read.

[krashkart]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/24949-stupid_computer_screws_time_patience_wearing_thin. jpg
Krashkart: I just been sent to the brig for 2 weeks, I'll go insane?:wah:

:rotfl2:


http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chubby.jpg

Okay Reece, I'm ready. Come out from under there and lemme show you what a real woman can do! *lusty lusty*

[cgjimeneza]

very funny!!! all of them.. last one is scary :timeout:

[Reece]

@ krashkart She's too much of a woman for me, I'll pass!!:dead:

http://funchun.com/pictures/funny-fatty-1.jpg
Krashkart love, of course we can do it tonight!

[krashkart]

@ krashkart She's too much of a woman for me, I'll pass!!:dead:

http://funchun.com/pictures/funny-fatty-1.jpg
Krashkart love, of course we can do it tonight!


Can't say that I blame ya. :DL

:hmmm:

Do my sideburns look uneven in that photo? I never seem to get them squared up properly...

[Reece]

Can't say that I blame ya. :DL

:hmmm:

Do my sideburns look uneven in that photo? I never seem to get them squared up properly...In reference to the person on the left or right?:har:

[TLAM Strike]

@ krashkart She's too much of a woman for me, I'll pass!!:dead:

http://funchun.com/pictures/funny-fatty-1.jpg
Krashkart love, of course we can do it tonight!

:timeout: Krashkart are you from the future? Why do you have Star Fleet sideburns? :o
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2343/70549300.jpg

:O:

[krashkart]

In reference to the person on the left or right?:har:

Are you calling me a fence-sitter? :stare: :DL

The, uh, scrawny little f'er closest to the palm tree. :D


:timeout: Krashkart are you from the future? Why do you have Star Fleet sideburns? :o
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2343/70549300.jpg

:O:

Well.... now that you mention it. :hmmm:


The Story Of Krashkart's Sideburns

It all started with a night of debauchery 'twixt a pair of super-futuristic specimens of extraterrestrial female sexiness:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169889606750156.jpg

There was an approving audience:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169893818862277.jpg

And a sleepy, lovable horndog:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169904085778148.jpg

And everything was peachy keen until a few months later, when something terrible happened:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169909822138284.jpg

And then Krashkart was born into the universe:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169905350258200.jpg

Young Krashkart grew and learned, and one day became a man:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169911926329558.jpg

And then he joined Subsim:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169914120345808.jpg


I hope that answers your question. :up:

[Reece]

This stage in your life is a worry though!::hmmm:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169905350258200.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169905350258200.jpg

Tis a good job your nostrils are blocked then :DL

[Arclight]

:haha::har:

It's not gonna save him though; that poison will seep in through the skin. :O:

[Jimbuna]

:haha::har:

It's not gonna save him though; that poison will seep in through the skin. :O:


http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2772/thumbsupgv0.gif

[frau kaleun]

I've heard the sequel is going to be even better.

http://stillfootball.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/khaaaaan.jpg

KRAAAAAAASHKAAAAAAART!!!!!!

[Jimbuna]

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8202/crazyspacechicksstartre.jpg (http://img576.imageshack.us/i/crazyspacechicksstartre.jpg/)

[Reece]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/p/pooped_my_pants-12034.jpg

[krashkart]

This stage in your life is a worry though!::hmmm:

We all had to start somewhere. :D



Tis a good job your nostrils are blocked then :DL

:haha::har:

It's not gonna save him though; that poison will seep in through the skin. :O:

Well now, that explains a lot. :hmmm:


I've heard the sequel is going to be even better.

http://stillfootball.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/khaaaaan.jpg

KRAAAAAAASHKAAAAAAART!!!!!!

Daaad!! :har:

[Subnuts]

http://i40.tinypic.com/11j4qo5.jpg
Buy one parking space, get one free!

[Platapus]

Well, can a person who is mentally handicapped park in a handicapped spot? :doh:

[Reece]

Well, can a person who is mentally handicapped park in a handicapped spot? :doh::har: Depends on just how handicapped the person is I suppose!:88)

[Reece]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0500.jpg
Dowly's date for tonight!:o

[Jimbuna]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/632/signaqy.jpg (http://img175.imageshack.us/i/signaqy.jpg/)

The Buford Sisters Work Cheap

[TarJak]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0500.jpg
Gotta keep these puppies hydrated!

[Jimbuna]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0500.jpg

Anyone got a pin http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6172/a1151bj2.gif

[Platapus]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0500.jpg

No wonder computer chips are so expensive...

[Reece]

No wonder computer chips are so expensive...Yes stocks in Silicon Valley have dropped dramatically!:yep:

[Reece]

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-280.jpg
The latest in fashions!

[Jimbuna]

Also available in brown.

http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/fashion-crazy/fashion-shoe-head.jpg

[Reece]

And it wouldn't be complete without this classic style:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/07/504x_AP090707014966.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Naaa....nothing beats the eloquence of my own creation :O:

http://joe.am/cupofweb/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shoe-on-head.jpg

[Reece]

You win!!:har:
Interesting to how it comes off... with great difficulty!!:oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

If you go one shoe size bigger it can double as a diving suit.
just be careful you haven't had a curry the night before :DL

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

[Reece]

^ Yes farting in a swim suit is not good!!:haha:
http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/chikara/mitchcable.jpg
It was Jim! ... I saw you last night with that tart!!

[TarJak]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

Excuse me have you seen my snorkel?

[Reece]

http://www.playerpress.com/uploads/Image/serena-williams.jpg
Now hold that pose!:o ..... "SPANK!":D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/42cce756ef562a78d28405b1c27461b6.jpg

This proves it...the Virgin Mary was pregnant!

[Reece]

http://meandtheblueskies.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/shame-award-1.jpg

[krashkart]

And it wouldn't be complete without this classic style:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/07/504x_AP090707014966.jpg


It is not nice to throw shoes at fashion models! :stare:

[Reece]

Yes I'm a naughty boy,:oops: I will control myself....
Sorry I can't help myself...
http://frillr.com/files/images/Louis%20Vuitton%20Fall%202006%20Womens%20Shoe%20on %20Head.jpg

[krashkart]

If you go one shoe size bigger it can double as a diving suit.
just be careful you haven't had a curry the night before :DL

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

"If you need anything, honey, I'll be out back bobbing with apples!"

[Platapus]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg
They told me that black was a slimming colour...

[Reece]

http://www.bachelortodd.com/uploaded_images/annasman-744796.jpg
KrashKart doing his daily chores!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/60ee2ba39a3cd95d925623379fca4576.jpg

Just think of the money he'll save on headwear

[Schroeder]

That haircut is pretty cool, if you ask me, which you don't, but I tell you anyway.:D

[HunterICX]

Offspring? - DENIED!

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6557/ouch.gif

HunterICX

[Reece]

^^ Oh I felt that, damn that brings a tear to my eyes!!:oops::cry::dead:

http://www.brianmay.com/queen/wwry/OZ/Press%20Pix/freddieleotardSHS.jpg
Really! I'm not ghay!! Really!! Doesn't anyone believe me?

[Schroeder]

Why does Reece have so many strange pictures on his computer? Overweight people, gays, muscle women...:hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

Why does Reece have so many strange pictures on his computer? Overweight people, gays, muscle women...:hmm2:

That's precisely what TarJak is asking his local constabulary on the phone...right now :DL

[TarJak]

:har:They told me he's known to them and they have seen the exceedingly large collection of strange and unusual photographs in his possession.:har::har:

[Jimbuna]

I reckon it'll necessitate a dawn raid....about 3 or 4am :smug:

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m52/kfirefighter24/Police%20Swat/swat_guy_battering_ram_door_hg_wht.gif

[Reece]

After breaking my door down they enter to find a seedy bunch of characters,
Jimbuna, TarJak, KrashKart, Schroeder, and many others:
http://i42.tinypic.com/f2suqa.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif Eeerm....sorry Mrs Reece we didn't realise you'd still be up entertaining guests :oops:

[Reece]

Mrs ReeceWhat did you expect, this:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Fatirish33/Penis.png

[Reece]

I've decided I'm going to try and tidy up my act guys!!:oops::timeout:
You must believe me, I've been a bit too naughty!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

What did you expect, this:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Fatirish33/Penis.png

Nope, this actually

http://www.spunangel.com/uploaded_images/ugly_person-720907.jpg

:rotfl2:

[Reece]

If I looked like that Jim I would commit suicide or join the Foreign Legion!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

If I looked like that Jim I would commit suicide or join the Foreign Legion!:yep:

Well I guess we'll never know....seeing as this is the internet :doh:

Unless you've left your monica somewhere here on the forum or visited a SS Meet in the past :hmmm:

[HunterICX]

If I looked like that Jim I would commit suicide or join the Foreign Legion!:yep:

Asign for a job as Scarecrow :O:

HunterICX

[frau kaleun]

http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129175605613376750.jpg?w=500&h=509

"Nice prairie youse got here. Be a shame if anything was to... happen to it."

[Platapus]

Good one, Frau. That one actually made me laugh out loud. (my dogs are giving me the strangest looks)

[krashkart]

Nope, this actually

http://www.spunangel.com/uploaded_images/ugly_person-720907.jpg

:rotfl2:


You... you found my high school year book photo??? OMG the money we paid to cover that up. :timeout:

[Reece]

Well I guess we'll never know....seeing as this is the internet :doh:

Unless you've left your monica somewhere here on the forum or visited a SS Meet in the past :hmmm:You only have to look at the old fossil in my signature!:oops:

[Reece]

You... you found my high school year book photo??? OMG the money we paid to cover that up. :timeout:Sorry KK, I didn't mean it when I said I'd commit suicide with a mug like that!!:oops: .... Yes I did!:D

[Reece]

See, I've turned over a new leaf:
http://i39.tinypic.com/syb9z8.jpg
I has a teddy bear! ..... Oh Golly Gosh!!:oops:

[krashkart]

Sorry KK, I didn't mean it when I said I'd commit suicide with a mug like that!!:oops: .... Yes I did!:D

:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

You only have to look at the old fossil in my signature!:oops:

What!....that ugly looking eagle on the top of the caps? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9991c962503450d9f8ac0978b313e766.jpg

Pwnd!

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9991c962503450d9f8ac0978b313e766.jpg

We have to stop meeting like this! My husband is getting suspicious.

[Reece]

Hi! this is my favorite tree, I come here every morning, just love the feel of these roots!
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/penis-tree.jpg

What!....that ugly looking eagle on the top of the caps? :hmmm:
????

[Jimbuna]

http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/penis-tree.jpg


One for every day of the week plus another for each mood swing.

[Sailor Steve]

One for every day of the week plus another for each mood swing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLv4nD2WZM

[Jimbuna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLv4nD2WZM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkp9pPuN2gQ

:rotfl2:

[Reece]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkp9pPuN2gQ

:rotfl2::har: La de dah dear Watson! Limp wrist and all!:har:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/eba5c810b259dc19f06bd933e298b047.jpg

[Reece]

:har: Ouch!!!:har:

[Platapus]

Wow, so that's where Lewis Black got that from. I thought he made that up. :woot:

[frau kaleun]

This is why I just go to IHOP.

[Arclight]

Because the staff there give oral sex?

[frau kaleun]

Because the staff there give oral sex?

As long as my pancakes are willy-free, what they do in the storage room is their own business. :O:

[Arclight]

:haha: Very good. :salute:

[Jimbuna]

The next time I'm out for a meal the first thing I'm looking for on the menu is a Carioca Omelette :DL

[Reece]

http://travelerfolio.com/travelerfolio/photos/funny_humour_jumbo_sausage.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

As long as my pancakes are willy-free, what they do in the storage room is their own business. :O:
Reminds me of the movie Oh God. John Denver manages a supermarket, and as he's walking through the storeroom he notices a couple of his employees grappling with each other by the produce boxes. All he says as he heads out the door is "Wash your hands before you go back to work!"
:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/a3df27352bdcb4351ccceebaf0b05583.jpg

I guess we all know what she'll be doing when they get into bed tonight......sleeping.

[Sailor Steve]

But Jim, that looks like you. Is that Grant whose face we can't see? And does Mrs Buna know about your second wedding?

[Jimbuna]

But Jim, that looks like you. Is that Grant whose face we can't see? And does Mrs Buna know about your second wedding?

:rotfl2:

I reckon the guy on the left is whispering something like...."You'll have to make do with me tonight" :O:

[Sailor Steve]

"Trust me, mate - that tongue of hers is something else!"

[Jimbuna]

"Trust me, mate - that tongue of hers is something else!"

Wha!....must run to the bathroom now :o

She can probably lick her own nose with that thing :O: