14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves

[MothBalls]

Kabul, Afghanistan - Fourteen suspected terrorists died Tuesday night when the bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely, police said. The explosion occurred as the suspects were riding the bus in the province of Kunduz, said police chief Abdul Raziq Yaqobi.

Yaqobi said the suspects wanted to attack Afghan police or foreign soldiers.http://afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/06/14-terror-suspects-mistakenly-kill-themselves/

I don't know what to say. For some reason it reminded me of what Walter [Jeff Dunham] said about suicide bombers. Walter even predicted it.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlnavMyPLNg)

[stabiz]

I tried to feel bad, and failed.

[Onkel Neal]

Terror "suspects" :O:

[Catfish]

"Instant Karma's gonna get you"
;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqP3wT5lpa4&feature=player_embedded

[Torvald Von Mansee]

http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/tiny-violin1.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I feel the need to comment, but I have no words.
:haha::har::rotfl2::rock:

[SteamWake]

Terror "suspects" :O:

"Man made disastor suspects" :salute:

[SgtPotato]

That reminded me from the Walter's joke with Jeff Dunham about suicide bombers. :rotfl2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNyQsH7ilIM

[Jimbuna]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/funnywalks.gif http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img265/5513/starwarsdancinglo0.gif http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img150/859/hobbesic2.gif http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Penguin/42.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/doglaugh.gif http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh4/earlizd1/av-31844.gif

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img91/8363/muhahahafr8.gif

[antikristuseke]

Billy Connoly - Suicide bombing, now there is a bright ****ing idea. Every time there is a bang, the world is a wanker short.

[SteamWake]

Billy Connoly - Suicide bombing, now there is a bright ****ing idea. Every time there is a bang, the world is a wanker short.

Well the problem is that they often go 'boom' in the middle of a crowded market taking alot of non wankers along with them.

[antikristuseke]

True that, that doesnt make the previous statement any less funny though. Guess my sense ofhumour is a bit too dark, meh.

[TarJak]

2 words: "Sucked In!":har:

[longam]

They only get 21 virgins for a no kill zone

[Jimbuna]

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/icanhas72virgins-500x423.jpg

[Catfish]

And those virgins waiting may be a surprise ... :yep:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/penaeus/H0%20pictures/VirginsinHeaven.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/y/R/clinton_72virgins.jpg

http://www.pantherkut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/i-can-has-72-virgins.jpg

[Oberon]

Reminds me of the Insurgents other great hits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSZcOhADbk8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iydnARA74ZY


You always get one in every pack, don't you? Pity the rest are harder to combat and the ROE so tight.

[Skybird]

Maybe we should start spending financial rewards to families of terrorists following this example. :88)

[TarJak]

Reminds me of the Insurgents other great hits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSZcOhADbk8

Never let your mortar tube get too hot!:har:

[SgtPotato]

Never let your mortar tube get too hot!:har:

More like...


ALLAH FUBAR!

[Jimbuna]

Never let your mortar tube get too hot!:har:

Does this make him a pipe smoker :DL

[UnderseaLcpl]

Eager Team Al-Queda busses on their way to the big match against the coalition.



http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/charlie143james/fire-at-lahore.jpg

[Reece]

What a waste of a good bus!:doh::x

[Jimbuna]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7628/terrorist20school.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/terrorist20school.jpg/)

[OneToughHerring]

Ever heard of a Latin American suicide bomber? Me neither.

My point is, they hate the US just as much, if not more but they just don't have the guts to pull off suicide bombings.

So what you're all doing is laughing at individuals who knowingly (this isn't the first time a suicide strike fails) took the risk and carried on with the mission.

[Platapus]

Ever heard of a Latin American suicide bomber? Me neither.

The Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation (what used to be called the School of the Americas), does not teach that tactic. The preferred tactics involved motivation by fear, bounties for enemy dead, false imprisonment, torture, execution, and kidnapping a target's family members.

http://soaw.org/article.php?id=269
http://soaw.org/newswire_detail.php?id=559

[OneToughHerring]

The Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation (what used to be called the School of the Americas), does not teach that tactic. The preferred tactics involved motivation by fear, bounties for enemy dead, false imprisonment, torture, execution, and kidnapping a target's family members.

http://soaw.org/article.php?id=269
http://soaw.org/newswire_detail.php?id=559

Yep. Among many other sinister deeds, those types tried to assassinate Castro many many times but didn't succeed. Often what happened was that the chosen assassin chickened out. I once heard one of the anti-Castro guys say in an interview that they should've hired an Arab/Muslim to do the job right. :)

[SteamWake]

I'm reminded of the dim witted terrorist whom was sent to blow up a car.

He burnt his lips on the tailpipe. :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/1253/suicidebombersdemotivat.jpg (http://img51.imageshack.us/i/suicidebombersdemotivat.jpg/)

[ajrimmer42]

so it was obviously Allah's will for them to fail


:har:

[Capt.Warner]

And then there were none:har::har::har:

[Lt.Fillipidis]

Ever heard of a Latin American suicide bomber? Me neither.

My point is, they hate the US just as much, if not more but they just don't have the guts to pull off suicide bombings.

So what you're all doing is laughing at individuals who knowingly (this isn't the first time a suicide strike fails) took the risk and carried on with the mission.

Thought i've seen american non-suicide bombers.

14 people in a single bus are a bit too much. Usually one or two can do the job efficiently. Maybe not all of them were bombers?

Yet its sad to hear that 14 people died in just a second, regardless of their intention. After all its the modern world's fault, in a way, for not giving these people the proper education to think and judge for themselves rather than being manipulated by a mistranslated book.