The Priest and the Frog

[Jimbuna]

Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "My Lord," he said, picking it up: "You're the saddest, most forlorn-looking frog I've ever seen. I only wish you could speak, so that you might tell me your troubles."

The frog replied, "Actually, I can. You see, I was once a choirboy in this very parish. One day I offended a passing Gypsy, and she put a curse on me that turned me into a talking frog."

"Incredible!" said Father O'Malley. "Is there anything I might do to help you?"

"Actually yes, there is. The Gypsy said that if I can find somebody to take me home and let me sleep in their bed, the curse will be lifted and I'll be back to normal."

"Well," said Father O'Malley, "the good Lord teaches us to be charitable. I think I can manage that."

So Father O'Malley picked up the little frog and put it in his pocket. That night he placed it gently on the pillow beside him and drifted off into a long, dreamy sleep. When he awoke the next morning, the frog had turned back into a choirboy, just as it had said it would.

And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defence...

[GoldenRivet]

:har:

[Skybird]

Hahaha! :D

[Platapus]

It COULD happen!! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

It COULD happen!! :haha:

Not on my watch.......I hope :o

[Reece]

:har::har: Now that was an unexpected end!!:yep: Good one Jim!:up:

[Snestorm]

THAT was a good one!

[Sailor Steve]

HEY! Stop stealin' my material.

You...you...you...jokestealer, you!:hulk:

[Jimbuna]

HEY! Stop stealin' my material.

You...you...you...jokestealer, you!:hulk:

How many choir boys errrr frogs have you slept with? :hmmm:

:DL

[frau kaleun]

"Stealing" really is overstating it, I think. He should know by now that his court documents are a matter of public record.

:O:

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2:

'S okay. I posted it up in a slightly different version at least two years ago, so most of the folks who read it are either gone or don't remember. Heck, I'd forgotten myself until I saw the thread title.

"Stealing" really is overstating it, I think. He should know by now that his court documents are a matter of public record.

:O:

And my records are a matter for the courts, so :O: yourself!

[AVGWarhawk]

I don't get it. :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

You have to tell it with an Irish accent.

[Jimbuna]

I don't get it. :hmmm:

I bet the frog did :har:


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[FIREWALL]

:up: :up: :up: :har:

[AVGWarhawk]

No way. The frog has a water tight arse. :O:

[SteamWake]

Wait a minute I call shenanigans !


sunny summer evening


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[Hitman]

:haha:

Good one. Reminds me of this other from the spanish courts, back in the time when public blasphemy was still a delict:

The district Attorney to the accused man: "Admit that it is true that, back in september the 6th of last year you suddenly turned to your workmate in the laboratory yelling horrible insults and sh**ing on Mary, the Holy mother of God"

The accused: "No, no your Honor, I didn't do anything like that, I swear it"

The district Attorney: "So what did you say, then?"

The accused: "Oh, I simply turned around and said: "Mike, pay attention man ... you just threw sulfurous acid at my back"

[frau kaleun]

No way. The frog has a water tight arse. :O:

Not any more!

[Jimbuna]

No way. The frog has a water tight arse. :O:

Not any more!


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[Platapus]

A priest was in his church when this man comes stumbling in, drunk, weaving, bumping into the pews. Finally he crashes into one of the confessional cubicles.

The priest, surmising that this man is in need of spiritual guidance, enters the adjacent cubical. After a few moments of silence, the priest softly asks, "my son, is there something you need to tell me?"

The drunk replies, "I don't know, do you have any paper on your side?"

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[Reece]

Poo!!:oops::doh: That joke stinks Platapus!!:yep:

[Platapus]

Poo!!:oops::doh: That joke stinks Platapus!!:yep:

Talk about sitting in your own pew!!!

[Jimbuna]

Talk about sitting in your own pew!!!

Sounds like a load of crap to me :DL


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