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oscar19681
12-28-09, 04:45 PM
I was under the impression christmas would bring us many more screens and footage. I guess i was wrong. I simply cant watch a 2 minute in-game clip over and over again without getting bored. I forsee a new information blackout .

THE_MASK
12-28-09, 05:19 PM
On the ubisoft site it says there wont be any updates for 2 weeks .

Webster
12-28-09, 05:49 PM
geez, give the devs a chance to enjoy christmas with their family :O:


like sober said, after the new year they will put out a new teaser for you :up:

Lord Justice
12-28-09, 08:30 PM
Sir Oscar19681, Come man do have a brandy and relax, perhaps we shall toast in the New Year first. Shant be to long i presume, good day. :woot:

THE_MASK
12-28-09, 08:33 PM
Mind you , i dont think the way to sell SH5 is to keep things a secret till its out .

Reece
12-28-09, 11:59 PM
Sober Said:
Jolly good show old chap!"
Tut tut now or Sir Jim will be here toting a hot cup of tea!!:yep:

THE_MASK
12-29-09, 12:43 AM
Tut tut now or Sir Jim will be here toting a hot cup of tea!!:yep:
Damn it , i thought i edited it in time .

ichso
12-29-09, 03:51 AM
They should have waited with this this latest update _until_ christmas. That would made have sense ;D

Lord Justice
12-29-09, 06:42 AM
Tut tut now or Sir Jim will be here toting a hot cup of tea!!:yep: Sir Reece, we must never confuse elegance with snobbery, i trust one had a merry christmas,? the season of good tidings. Sir Sober nothing more than puling a christmas cracker over a fine meal, :woot:didnt have to edit, time for another brandy i did not get dressed in my best for nothing, thankyou, by your leave sirs. :know:

JU_88
12-29-09, 08:11 AM
I was under the impression christmas would bring us many more screens and footage. I guess i was wrong. I simply cant watch a 2 minute in-game clip over and over again without getting bored. I forsee a new information blackout .

If you are getting bored, there is about 20 zillion other things you can do instead of sitting in a dark corner wating for SHV preview material.
The game is out within 3 months anyway, there must be another game or something to keep you distracted for that period.
So STOP watching the engine demo video over and over- and go do something else before you drive your self insane man :D

If you have Windows 7, play some chess its great fun, (COD Modern warfare 2? PAH!!!)
Or go pick fight with skybird in the GT forums,
or download you favorite TV show,
or Join facebook and play farmville
or re-dercoate your christmas tree with meat - to confused your wife & relatives
or drink lots of cough syrup and then watch cartoons
or go to a museum and start randomly screaming jiberish in Polish.
or go skateboarding in the nude
or go on a cocaine binge with 3 hookers!?
or find out where I live then come to my house to be force fed paella by my spanish inlaws
anything!
The possibilities are endless!

Dont make me start a 'suggestions to keep Oscar occupied for the next 3 months' thread! :D

Reece
12-29-09, 08:35 AM
Sir Reece, we must never confuse elegance with snobberyQuite right you are old boy, I must now offer Sir 4Para a toast to the new year!:yep: (Spoken with nose in the air!):03:

mookiemookie
12-29-09, 08:46 AM
If you are getting bored, there is about 20 zillion other things you can do instead of sitting in a dark corner wating for SHV preview material.
The game is out within 3 months anyway, there must be another game or something to keep you distracted for that period.
So STOP watching the engine demo video over and over- and go do something else before you drive your self insane man :D

If you have Windows 7, play some chess its great fun, (COD Modern warfare 2? PAH!!!)
Or go pick fight with skybird in the GT forums,
or download you favorite TV show,
or Join facebook and play farmville
or re-dercoate your christmas tree with meat - to confused your wife & relatives
or drink lots of cough syrup and then watch cartoons
or go to a museum and start randomly screaming jiberish in Polish.
or go skateboarding in the nude
or go on a cocaine binge with 3 hookers!?
or find out where I live then come to my house to be force fed paella by my spanish inlaws
anything!
The possibilities are endless!

Dont make me start a 'suggestions to keep Oscar occupied for the next 3 months' thread! :D

I'm reinstalling old games and giving them a run-through. Deus Ex, Dragon Age, Call of Duty 2, SH3, Civ IV....

I have plenty to keep myself occupied for the next 3 months.

JU_88
12-29-09, 08:59 AM
Deux Ex is awesome, but i really have played it too many times to play it again.
Im playing though Half Life 2 Ephisode 2 at the moment. Ditched PT boats already... lack of features & gametypes means its gets boring very quickly. :yawn:

Lord Justice
12-29-09, 09:36 AM
Quite right you are old boy, I must now offer Sir 4Para a toast to the new year!:yep: (Spoken with nose in the air!):03: Sir Reece, i shall take the toast i drink with you now, :woot: here here in with the New Year comst what may from hence :cool: as for the nose in the air then one assumes to be unkindly mistaken for the latter, iam sure you jest, your concinnity i do find to be slight egregious, albeit makes me smile to no end, thankyou, shows inherent inaccuracy in its best form. I must keep my wits close lol, such repository of wisdom . ;):know: (P.S :O: You there, what did you put in my brandy??)

mookiemookie
12-29-09, 10:05 AM
Im playing though Half Life 2 Ephisode 2 at the moment.
I'll have to do that as well. Speaking of getting ansty....

WHERE'S EPISODE 3, VALVE???? Good thing oscar19681 isn't waiting on that one. His head would have exploded by now. :haha:


Ditched PT boats already... lack of features & gametypes means its gets boring very quickly. :yawn:

Good to know. I think I'll be skipping that one.

Jimbuna
12-29-09, 11:05 AM
Deux Ex is awesome, but i really have played it too many times to play it again.
Im playing though Half Life 2 Ephisode 2 at the moment. Ditched PT boats already... lack of features & gametypes means its gets boring very quickly. :yawn:

That'll larn ya....wasting yer money off Santa :DL

JU_88
12-29-09, 01:39 PM
That'll larn ya....wasting yer money off Santa :DL

Yeah yeah....have a nice glass of christmas smug on my behalf why dont you :D
So you never wasted any money on anything before? I bet youve at least spilled the odd pint or 10 in your time and dont tell me you sucked it out of the barmans mop afterwards... (wouldnt put it past you mind) :haha:

Jimbuna
12-29-09, 02:50 PM
Yeah yeah....have a nice glass of christmas smug on my behalf why dont you :D
So you never wasted any money on anything before? I bet youve at least spilled the odd pint or 10 in your time and dont tell me you sucked it out of the barmans mop afterwards... (wouldnt put it past you mind) :haha: http://www.blognow.com.au/uploads/l/LIZZYFOREAL/64560.gif

Who grassed me up :hmmm:



http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

danurve
12-29-09, 03:10 PM
Remodel the mud room.

or

Sleep with the ex-wife.

1st option would take about 2-months to get done, 2nd about 2-months to get over.

TwistedFemur
12-29-09, 05:41 PM
If you are getting bored, there is about 20 zillion other things you can do instead of sitting in a dark corner wating for SHV preview material.
The game is out within 3 months anyway, there must be another game or something to keep you distracted for that period.
So STOP watching the engine demo video over and over- and go do something else before you drive your self insane man :D

If you have Windows 7, play some chess its great fun, (COD Modern warfare 2? PAH!!!)
Or go pick fight with skybird in the GT forums,
or download you favorite TV show,
or Join facebook and play farmville
or re-dercoate your christmas tree with meat - to confused your wife & relatives
or drink lots of cough syrup and then watch cartoons
or go to a museum and start randomly screaming jiberish in Polish.
or go skateboarding in the nude
or go on a cocaine binge with 3 hookers!?
or find out where I live then come to my house to be force fed paella by my spanish inlaws
anything!
The possibilities are endless!

Dont make me start a 'suggestions to keep Oscar occupied for the next 3 months' thread! :D


I kinda like the hookers suggestion, although dont need the cocaine part

Uber Gruber
12-30-09, 08:36 AM
So far we've had a few screen shots (mostly composed), an early demo of the graphics engine, a couple of interviews targeted at 'mainstream' and a few posts from the dev team.

What we dont have is any real info, hence the sub sim community speculates and pessimism creeps in.

If UBI had its 'thinking' hat on it would try to generate 'enthusiasm' for SH5. If the sub-sim community were better informed I'm sure they would act as ambassadors for the game.

But no, we're simply treated like a children with 'wait and see' comments and arrogant aloofness. This attitude does no favours for UBI, or it's marketing drive.

Time UBI woke up to intelligent thinking rather than the long dead and buried 1st yr degree marketing tactics it has so far employed.

Give us SUBSTANCE and we will give you our support. GIve us a repeat of SH4 and we will give you the bird.

urfisch
12-30-09, 09:49 AM
i agree.

i also dislike the way of information policy. the q/a thread is far to less informative. the updates on their "community-sites" on facebook, etc. are also far from beeing satisfying. even they claimed to have a "community-developer"...lol...

as ubi not seems to be interested in involving the community the way we want to be involved, our only alternative is to wait for the release, hoping the final game is modable and many things can be "corrected" afterwards.

the demo on german ubi-tv is lol, a mess with other words. even its a prebeta-release..the interior looks loveless detailed, the interface is horrible, the effects are crappy. lets hope, they make a good gameplay! the graphical things are our part...as every time. hopefully they do not leave the major part of "todos" for us.

sh4 was a shot in the ass. you see it on this forum...the post count speaks for itself.

kptn_kaiserhof
12-30-09, 12:48 PM
winge winge winge!!

JU_88
12-30-09, 02:03 PM
winge winge winge!!

In a nutshell - yes. :haha:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/v11cu96/Tantrum-1.jpg

JScones
12-30-09, 07:13 PM
What's the issue? You know full well that the next set of Q&A will be like the last:

Q: Will there be Wolfpacks?
A: YES, or maybe no. But there'll be first person view!:yeah:

Q: Will the horizontal dive bug problem of the subs in Silent Hunter 4 will be fixed in SH5?
A: Look, pretty water.:yeah:

Q: Will we get a meaningful manual?
A: Meaningful? Manual?:yeah:

Q: Will we be able to control Port and Starboard engines of the U-Boat independently?
A: You'll be able to walk the entire length of the boat with our great FPS-like enhancement!:yeah:

Q: <insert inconsequential or minor question here>
A: <insert political answer which has a lot of words but manages to clearly avoid answering the question>

IMHO giving us nothing is more meaningful than giving us half baked, half decided and half arsed answers. I'm happy to wait, as the information I've seen so far is next to useless and does no more than raise more questions than it answers. Not worth bothering about it now until I have it in my hands and can evaluate it for myself.

@JU: I'll add another to your list: "Watch Hannah Montana: The Movie with tweenie daughter over...and over...and over..." :doh: which I had the pleasure of doing the other day.

PL_Andrev
12-31-09, 07:02 AM
All answers will be known in march 2010...
I hope no political answers for questions about first patches.