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kptn_kaiserhof
12-23-09, 07:49 AM
on the first day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a u-boat crew from germany

on the second day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
torpedo's fresh from the torplex company

on the third day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
chistmas songs from italy

on the forth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
the iron cross for bravary

on the fifth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
his wife eva brown for company

on the sixth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a chance for admiral doenitz to visit me

on the seventh day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a chance to bitch slap winston churchhill in the teeth

on the eighth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a life jacket that shows he cares for me

on the ninth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a rack full of sa-la-mi

on the tenth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
new radar to keep an eye on me

on the eleventh day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
orders to shoot speznats spys chasing me

on the twelth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
hurrrayyy i finaly get a actual uboat given to me





MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL SUBSIM MEMBERS

Arclight
12-23-09, 08:13 AM
Merry Christmas, but don't give up your day-job. :rotfl2:

kptn_kaiserhof
12-23-09, 10:12 AM
dayjob????

Jimbuna
12-23-09, 12:30 PM
Most erm.....enlightening http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/crazy.gif

Merry Xmas http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/santa.gif

Santini
12-23-09, 12:35 PM
dayjob????

It's like a blowjob, but much much much more humiliating, and pays way less- although the dayjob tastes better.

GoldenRivet
12-23-09, 01:43 PM
It's like a blowjob, but much much much more humiliating, and pays way less- although the dayjob tastes better.

I like this new guy!:haha:

InFlames666
12-23-09, 02:30 PM
you should get some guys too thing this and make a video lol

Task Force
12-23-09, 02:37 PM
Lol, @ Santini , welcome to SS...

Hmm... ok... for starts...

(you forgot to add how on the 13th day of christmas the British gave to me, OOOOONNNEEEE sunken sub!!!:rotfl2:

kptn_kaiserhof
12-24-09, 07:42 PM
thanks for the complements

MTotenkopf
12-26-09, 03:42 AM
eh this is uboat humor i bet. anything to keep up moral while those depth charges are falling. :yeah:

kptn_kaiserhof
12-27-09, 10:10 PM
if depth carges are falling i would be more worried about saving my boat