Whoa!

[Dowly]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty: Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment. :stare:

[Reece]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty: Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment. :stare:Silly sausage, if you joined you get one free!!:O:

[papa_smurf]

Awww......poor Dowly :har:

[Torplexed]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty: Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment. :stare:

Consider yourself lucky. I always seem to get the pimply-faced guys who stammer.:damn:

[Biggles]

Strange, I never get these people at my door...Am I that hideous?:D

[MothBalls]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. It was a sign. Opportunity knocked, you missed it. Should have told them you were interested and invited them in.

[Schroeder]

It was a sign. Opportunity knocked, you missed it. Should have told them you were interested and invited them in.
Nah, Dowly has the nasty tendency to part with his stomach contents when he hears religious stuff. I don't think the ladies would have appreciated that.:D

[Skybird]

I just throw them one glance from my "special opportunity" category that I usually keep hidden from the public, then they immediately jump and run away, screaming. :arrgh!:

[AVGWarhawk]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty: Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment. :stare:

What disappointment?

[Schroeder]

What disappointment?
He'll tell you when you're older.:O:

[SteamWake]

LOL we used to get Jehova's witnesses nearly every sunday.

Then I started answering the door in my underware and socks.

Then my wife would tell them we were 'druids'.

That put an end to it. :haha:

[August]

I've got news for you. Religious chicks fool around too. After all religion always needs sinners to save.

[danlisa]

I've got news for you. Religious chicks fool around too.

Yeah, they're usually the dirtiest of the lot.

Dowly really missed a trick here, he should have said:

"Come in. May I show you the commandments of Dowly?"

Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt ******* your best friends wife.
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt ******* random women who knock on your door.
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt never ******* the same woman twice, unless HOT!
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt then barf!!!

:D

[OneToughHerring]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty: Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment. :stare:

Those religious converters are so good it's scary. I mean, they had the perfect 'sales pitch' (good looking girls) in order to get someone like you to join up.

[Onkel Neal]

That's where it pays to be openminded, my reaction would have been very different. :/\\k:

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry Dowly, considering your response toward them they'll probably return tomorrow with a sweet looking blonde haired, blue eyed male colleague to give you some support and advise on how to 'come out' more often :har:

[AVGWarhawk]

That is why I wonder what the disappointment was except that you did not ask them in to discuss the good book and whatever else they got to offer. :03: As stated in this thread, some of these chick would ride you like a rental car on spring break.

I see an opportunity lost in this instance.

[August]

Those religious converters are so good it's scary. I mean, they had the perfect 'sales pitch' (good looking girls) in order to get someone like you to join up.

Except that apparently it didn't work on Dowly which might mean many things but him not being religious is probably not first on the list... :DL

[GoldenRivet]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty: Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment. :stare:

thats a game we play in my neighborhood.

you are supposed to invite them in, and you have 20 minutes to deflower as least one of them.... ideally you deflower the both of them, though not impossible, this is a major challenge.

you cannot use any roofies or alcohol of any sort... so dont even go there Dowly ;-)

this is a win win situation.

If you win the game, you deflowered at least one hot "hard target"

if you "lose" the game... they stop coming to your house to give you those little pamphlets.

either way you win!

Besides... in my experience, those ultra religious girls are wound up so tight... you show the slightest of sexual interest in them and they go wild.

[Snestorm]

You should have invited them in to debate the subject.

[SteamWake]

leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty:

LOL this made me laugh in that it sums it up in just a few words.

[SteamWake]

thats a game we play in my neighborhood.

you are supposed to invite them in, and you have 20 minutes to deflower as least one of them.... ideally you deflower the both of them, though not impossible, this is a major challenge.

you cannot use any roofies or alcohol of any sort... so dont even go there Dowly ;-)

this is a win win situation.

If you win the game, you deflowered at least one hot "hard target"

if you "lose" the game... they stop coming to your house to give you those little pamphlets.

either way you win!

Besides... in my experience, those ultra religious girls are wound up so tight... you show the slightest of sexual interest in them and they go wild.

While funny it soulds like a great way to end up in a lot of trouble :03:

[AVGWarhawk]

Dowly, you could have invited them in and looked at their material. You could have shown them your panzer. Could have been a great afternoon for you.

[Shearwater]

Consider yourself lucky. I always seem to get the pimply-faced guys who stammer.:damn:

There's always two guys I see here in the pedestrian zone that are always trying to talk to people in weirdly accented German. I guess they're Mormons. At first I thought they were gay fashion models.
No desire to deflower those, fwiw.

[nikimcbee]

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. :o "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. :shifty: Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment. :stare:

Dowly: Here's what you should have done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymBn5kLln2c&NR=1

[GoldenRivet]

While funny it soulds like a great way to end up in a lot of trouble :03:

Yes... it is intended for comedy purposes only.

I do not recommend any one actually adopt this practice into every day life.:D

[Task Force]

Lol, glad I dont get these religious things here...:rotfl2:

[AVGWarhawk]

Lol, glad I dont get these religious things here...:rotfl2:

That is because you are in a top secret underground bunker. :03:

[Task Force]

I know... the miss... err corn silo scares them away...:yeah:

[SgtPotato]

Jevonath's witnesses (I can't remember how it's spelled) and Scientology are the worst thing to show up at your door.

[Jimbuna]

Dowly, you could have invited them in and looked at their material. You could have shown them your panzer. Could have been a great afternoon for you.

I doubt they'd have been impressed with his peashooter :DL

[Buddahaid]

What you do is invite them in and then constantly steer the conversation to Buddhist teachings, while making tea and forcing them to be polite and stay. They will run away and never come back.

Buddahaid

[Dowly]

Gah, the hell I would've had time for anything else than a quickie. Was running late already on picking up my mom's present and stuff.

But hey, I did mention reading the bible (I DID! not that I remember any of it), so maybe they'll come back. :O:

Anywho, Merry Christmas guys, I'm off to drink my murning coffee, then wrap the mom's present, clean up, shower, go to my grandparents place, eat, take presents, go to my mom's place, eat and get pissed. :woot:

[THE_MASK]

You should have invited them in to debate the subject. Maybe a mass debate .

[AVGWarhawk]

I doubt they'd have been impressed with his peashooter :DL

All I said was his panzer. He is still waiting for the 88 for it! :har:

[Dowly]

All I said was his panzer. He is still waiting for the 88 for it! :har:

LMAO! :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

LMAO! :O:

Merry Christmas Dowly! :up:

[nikimcbee]

I doubt they'd have been impressed with his peashooter :DL

oh, you must mean his 37 MM gun, the door knocker?:haha:

[Jimbuna]

oh, you must mean his 37 MM gun, the door knocker?:haha:

I was thinking more in terms of the 20mm.....calibre and barrel length :DL

[August]

Jeez! 88, 37, and now 20mm. At this rate he'll soon be sporting a pistol packing panzer. :DL

[XabbaRus]

I've noticed the hot chick, religion thing.

There was a church near where my brother used to live and he found it so funny on Sundays there would be these really hot girls, absolutely gorgeous ones outside with the guys there. It was soooo obvious that the guys wanted in the knickers but these girls weren't putting out and enjoying that power.

[AVGWarhawk]

Jeez! 88, 37, and now 20mm. At this rate he'll soon be sporting a pistol packing panzer. :DL


Zip gun :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

A cap gun even :DL

http://www.bullybeef.co.uk/images/capg1.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://blogs.discovery.com/news_animal/images/2008/03/31/537pxmexican_slingshot.jpg

[August]

Dowly: :D

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4800/swordoffabulousnessdn3.jpg

[Task Force]

No...
http://myanimalblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/black-footed-ferret1.jpg
Dowly...:rotfl2: See, He even is in finland...

[Reece]

Dowly: :D

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4800/swordoffabulousnessdn3.jpg:har::har: That, what ever it is, would blow away in a stiff breeze, the Flying Nun wouldn't have a hope of keeping up!!:haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/319T7CJBERL._SL500_AA280_.jpg