The Quest for Depth

[Onkel Neal]

Or, How to Make a Homemade Submarine. (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-quest-for-depth/Content?oid=2983766)

"Nine-year-old boys are starting to contend with a lot of things about the adult world that they don't yet understand. Nine-year-olds start to become engrossed in designing and completing mazes, in making and solving puzzles, in figuring out how things work. And sure, there's usually a connection there to figuring out how sexuality works. Now, 9-year-olds can't have sex, so you think about plunging a submarine into the depths instead. It's a way of safely exploring the question 'Now how does this thing work?'"

I thought to myself, hmmm... I became interested in subs when I was around 8 or 9... but the most sex that I could conceive of then was a friendly hug from Barbara Eden.

[AVGWarhawk]

Barbara Eden :D

[Buddahaid]

Barbara Eden :D

Mmmmmmm! :arrgh!:

[SteamWake]

I think he was dreaming of more the Jeannie :haha:

Anyhow what a bizzare article, talk about all over the map and such strange inferences and conclusions.

Still interesting to read.

[Sailor Steve]

But there's a direct connection here. Barbara Eden was also in the original movie of Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.

[AVGWarhawk]

But there's a direct connection here. Barbara Eden was also in the original movie of Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.

So Barbara was going down at an early age :06: :O:

[NeonSamurai]

So Barbara was going down at an early age :06: :O:

Wwhaaaah whaaahh waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh <insert laugh track> :D

[Sailor Steve]

Wwhaaaah whaaahh waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
No, that was Burgess Merideth. They don't look anything alike.

[Onkel Neal]

But there's a direct connection here. Barbara Eden was also in the original movie of Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea.


OMG, you just saved me thousands of $$ in analysis! Thanks :D

[Jimbuna]

Or, How to Make a Homemade Submarine. (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-quest-for-depth/Content?oid=2983766)



I thought to myself, hmmm... I became interested in subs when I was around 8 or 9... but the most sex that I could conceive of then was a friendly hug from Barbara Eden.

Remember her well...always had the ability to make a young uns 'periscope' rise :DL

I've pixelated the shot to save yer blushes :03:

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5360/barbaraedennude4.jpg (http://img13.imageshack.us/i/barbaraedennude4.jpg/)

You weren't that collector were you? :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

Yes, Barbara Eden. Many a small lads dream as they watched I Dream of Genie.

[Onkel Neal]

...and if you think about it, the bottle she lived in was much like a submarine; cramped, cosy, secure, safe, and far away from the rest of the world. :hmmm:

What we all really want is to be sequestered away with a beautiful woman, one who will grant any wish, with nothing more than a blink. And how many of us struggled with the barely suppressed amazement that Major Nelson was such an indifferent dope to her? I wanted to slap him around and say, "Wake up, knucklehead! This is better than being an astronaut!"

You know, this could be a real significant psychological find--a generation of men who became interested in submarines from watching I Dream of Jeannie. Jeannie Syndrome: Our interest in submarines stems from the subconscious desire to plunge into the depths of wish-fulfillment....:06:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1169431296.jpg

[SteamWake]

Okay now your just getting out of hand :haha: :O:

[TarJak]

WTF? I'm into subs because I wanted to make out with a woman old enough to be my grandmother?:o

Neal this is getting too weird.

[AVGWarhawk]

WTF? I'm into subs because I wanted to make out with a woman old enough to be my grandmother?:o

Neal this is getting too weird.


Back in the day when I was a wee lad....Barbara Eden was not a grandmother. :D She was so round, so firm, so fully packed. This was Barbara Eden as I remember her.

http://www.moviecelebrity.net/images/barbaraeden/barbaraeden07.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

WTF? I'm into subs because I wanted to make out with a woman old enough to be my grandmother?:o

Neal this is getting too weird.

Back in the day when I was a wee lad....Barbara Eden was not a grandmother. This was Barbara Eden as I remember her.




Yeah, amazingly enough, 40 years ago when I was a youngster, Miss Eden was 40 years younger too. :O:

But you guys are still missing the main point; it's not her looks that was really critical, it was her attitude--do anything, try to please, cute, charming...that's was her allure. I have spent 30 years searching for a woman who will call me "Master" and mean it. :shucks:

[MothBalls]

I have spent 30 years searching for a woman who will call me "Master" and mean it. :shucks:

Try Craigslist.

[Sledgehammer427]

have spent 30 years searching for a woman who will call me "Master" and mean it.
If you find one, try and find out if she has sisters :D
:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

I found one once, but trust me, as soon as you marry them they start singing a different tune :DL

[Torplexed]

Hmmm. I wonder if my boyhood crush on Dawn Wells of Gilligan's Island fame is why I keep running my subs aground on uncharted isles in SH4. :hmmm: I can't Skip-her!

http://pyxis.homestead.com/Mary_Anne_Posing.jpg http://pyxis.homestead.com/MaryAnne_Full_face_copy.jpg

[MothBalls]

Here's what she look like today...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/dawnwellsmug1.jpg

Idaho mug shots after pleading guilty in February 2008 to one count of reckless driving. Wells, 69, was arrested in October after cops allegedly observed her car swerving and speeding up and slowing down repeatedly. A search of her vehicle revealed two small cases used to store marijuana as well as four half-smoked jointshttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/dawnwellsmug1.html

[Onkel Neal]

Here's what she look like today...



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/dawnwellsmug1.html

Not bad for a 69 year old woman! Too bad about the drug problem, though :(

Hmmm. I wonder if my boyhood crush on Dawn Wells of Gilligan's Island fame is why I keep running my subs aground on uncharted isles in SH4. :hmmm: I can't Skip-her!



Oh my. (http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/Sound%20Effect%20-%20Rimshot.wav) :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

Try Craigslist.


That is just funny on so many levels. :har::har:

[AVGWarhawk]

I found one once, but trust me, as soon as you marry them they start singing a different tune :DL

You speak truth Jim!

[ETR3(SS)]

You know, sometimes, a submarine is just a submarine.:|\\

But then again a group of us did call our boat the USS Canfucme, and referred to it as a big black...dildo:o

[Torplexed]

Here's what she look like today...

Aww man. You're harshing my nostalgic buzz. :O:

I do love that "Who gives a damn?" look in her mugshots. :D