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Arclight
12-16-09, 07:21 PM
Last week it was confirmed for the first time:

The remains of Adolf Hitler were burned in 1970 by Soviet KGB agents and thrown into a river in Germany on direct orders from the spy agency's chief, ...

A lot of such rumors were circulating, that much I knew, but I was surprised to see it confirmed. Remarkable what details surface as time goes on.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/12/11/russia.hitler.remains/
Snestorm
12-16-09, 07:30 PM
Very interesting post.
SteamWake
12-16-09, 07:33 PM
LOL its kind of easy to confirm something that happened so long ago and no one has any real proof to the contrary.

Not that it matters but I still believe the story that he and the frau were bunt to a crisp in a trench drenched in gasoline rendered un-identifiable by the methods of that time.

Therefore it will never be truely resolved.

Not that it matters. The short answer to your question is "Dead".
Arclight
12-16-09, 08:18 PM
Believe what you will, though I must say I think you dismiss this quite readily. :hmmm:
Torplexed
12-16-09, 09:06 PM
Dumped in a river? Pagans that they are, the neo-Nazis will probably start worshiping the river. I'm surprised they didn't shoot them into space on a Vostok rocket. :D
Skybird
12-17-09, 04:28 AM
Dumped in a river? Pagans that they are, the neo-Nazis will probably start worshiping the river.

Damn, I only hope that our sewage plants were able to handle this poison.
Rilder
12-17-09, 04:51 AM
Dumped in a river? Pagans that they are, the neo-Nazis will probably start worshiping the river. I'm surprised they didn't shoot them into space on a Vostok rocket. :D

I'm Pagan, do not associate Neo-Nazis with us. :down:
August
12-17-09, 09:14 AM
I'm sure the nazis dumped a few bodies in the river themselves. Hey that would make a cool ghost story. The shade of hitler being eternally chased through the depths by his victims.
MothBalls
12-17-09, 09:17 AM
So where did Hitler end up anyway?
Hell
Snestorm
12-17-09, 09:32 AM
Hell

B E L I E V E that, if it makes you F E E L better.
I personaly T H I N K he broke down into the ecosystem like everything else.
August
12-17-09, 10:26 AM
B E L I E V E that, if it makes you F E E L better.
I personaly T H I N K he broke down into the ecosystem like everything else.

His body did anyways but I think Mothball was talking about his soul.
Schroeder
12-17-09, 10:28 AM
Has he had one? :hmm2:
ETR3(SS)
12-17-09, 10:32 AM
There's about as much evidence as to that as the Russians have evidence for their story.
MothBalls
12-17-09, 10:33 AM
His body did anyways but I think Mothball was talking about his soul.I was just metaphorically making reference that I hope that he ended up in some version of hell.

@Snestorm - Lighten up. Really, brand someone for a one word comment? You have no idea.....
Snestorm
12-17-09, 10:37 AM
I was just metaphorically making reference that I hope that he ended up in some version of hell.

@Snestorm - Lighten up. Really, brand someone for a one word comment? You have no idea.....

OK. Let there be peace.
Platapus
12-17-09, 12:26 PM
Well one thing is for sure, they saved Hitler's brain

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265870/
Oberon
12-17-09, 12:49 PM
Well one thing is for sure, they saved Hitler's brain

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265870/

Soon fix that!

http://www.techshout.com/images/hitler-wolfenstein-3d.jpg
FIREWALL
12-17-09, 12:57 PM
The True Story...

One day Hitler invited Goering over for a sleepover towards the end of the war.


Later... In Argentina he got really sick loseing weight and very weak.

The doctors treated him for syphlis to no avail. They thought it might be some kind of new social diease ?:03:

Meanwhile his girlfriend Eva came down with the same thing and beat him with a stick half to death.

He finished out his life in an Asylum mindless sitting in a corner muttering Seig Heil drooling and crapping his pants daily.

Well thats the way I heard tell. :p2:
FIREWALL
12-17-09, 04:51 PM
The True Story...

One day Hitler invited Goering over for a sleepover towards the end of the war.


Later... In Argentina he got really sick loseing weight and very weak.

The doctors treated him for syphlis to no avail. Must be some kind of new social diease ? :03:

Meanwhile his girlfriend Eva came down with the same thing and beat him with a stick half to death.

He finished out his life in an Asylum mindless sitting in a corner muttering Seig Heil drooling and crapping his pants daily.

Well thats the way I heard tell. :p2:



What !!! Nobody has a better story about ole Adolph ? :DL