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Safe-Keeper
11-12-09, 11:07 PM
Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ultra_realistic_modern_warfare)

Looks like they're going to give Project Reality a run for its money. I can't wait:sunny:! I can't wait for the 17,000 hour campaign!

I'd actually not be surprised to see a "homesick soldier in desert shot by sniper" scene after the short post-nuke level in CoD 4.
Zachstar
11-13-09, 12:44 AM
Now THAT is realism!

Funny thing is if that game actually existed there would be thousands buying it anyway because its Call of Duty :P
August
11-13-09, 03:05 AM
Now THAT is realism!

Funny thing is if that game actually existed there would be thousands buying it anyway because its Call of Duty :P

Reminds me of a real time SH campaign!
SteamWake
11-13-09, 11:32 AM
I saw this yesterday pretty funny.

Girl 'Im bored so Im going to go stare at the desert for a while' :har:
Safe-Keeper
11-13-09, 01:41 PM
I love the headers and descriptions of all the reposts of this video on YouTube... "this is a joke", "[FAKE]", "this is not real", etc. etc. etc.

Right, as if anyone would ever believe Onion... oh, wait, they do:nope:.
Schroeder
11-13-09, 01:58 PM
There are plenty of idiots out there and seemingly all of them are writing comments on YouTube.;)
Shearwater
11-13-09, 03:10 PM
"Skills: Endurance, infrequent urination, impressions of superiors, beatboxing."

roflmao :rotfl2:

I wonder how many soldiers got shot then because they couldn't hold it and were running amok in search for a tree ...
August
11-13-09, 03:27 PM
"Skills: Endurance, infrequent urination, impressions of superiors, beatboxing."

roflmao :rotfl2:

I wonder how many soldiers got shot then because they couldn't hold it and were running amok in search for a tree ...

True story.

My father used to tell me of a sniper guy he knew in Korea. His specialty was killing enemy troops that had emerged from their fox holes to take a crap. He'd wait until they dropped their trousers then drill them in the head or butt depending on which one made the better target.

Dad asked him why he didn't go after officers and ncos instead like the other snipers did, and the sniper said he felt that his method had a greater impact on the enemies morale.

"When a man has to crap in his own foxhole he feels a lot worse than hearing that his Lieutenant has been knocked off."
Jimbuna
11-13-09, 08:37 PM
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"When a man has to crap in his own foxhole he feels a lot worse than hearing that his Lieutenant has been knocked off."

I guess they soon got to understand the meaning of 'being in deep sh!t' :DL