''Bolshevik GulagWaffles''

[HunterICX]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1134/sovplakat5.jpg

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Current Campaign: Operation Barbarossa 1941
IL2 requirements: Version 4.09b1M + UI 1.1


The Bolshevik Pilots:

HunterICX
The People's Soviet Air Marshal
Fascist Air Targets: 3
Fascist Ground Targets: 146

Schroeder
The People's Superior Intelligence Commisar
Fascist Air Targets: 4
Fascist Ground Targets: 93

Raptor1
The People's NKVD General Commisar and Executioner
Fascist Air Targets: 0
Fascist Ground Targets: 71

Task Force
The People's Красноармеец американец
Fascist Air Targets: 5
Fascist Ground Targets: 24

Sgt.Potato
The People's картофель Bombardier
Fascist Air Targets: 0
Fasicist Ground Targets: 19

Oberon
The People's Repeative Polski Airman
Fascist Air Targets: 0
Fascist Ground Targets: 0

the rest will be added after they play a sortie

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Hmm... I blame it on my planes cra... I mean great gear that is sturdy as an strong Tree... (cause its probably made of one.)

[HunterICX]

1st Glorious Sortie of the People's party:

So the German fascists have invaded our Motherland, we shall teach them to regret it dearly.
Comrade HunterICX, Raptor1, Schroeder and Task Force went to their Aircraft to fight off the Fascist invader.
Comrade HunterICX, Schroeder and Task Force took the People's Mig Aircraft and Comrade Raptor the Ilyushin Il-2 Shturmovik to stop the Fascist Panzer Army in its tracks.

Immediatly at start it was clear that Fascist Saboteurs have done their work by sabotaging American Red Army Men Task Force's Mig which lost his Undercarriage at take off.

Not far into the Mission as our Spies discovered some of the Fascist plans that they are intercepting our groups of Pe-2's and IL4's bombers.
Soon they discovered a flight of IL2's and Pe-2's and the German Invaders...all shouted Za Stalina! and went into full assault for death and glory for the Motherland.

Comrade Raptor1 was the first to discover a flaw in the Ilyushin Il-2 Shturmovik it didn't deflect succesfully a Shell of the Panzer II and his aircraft went down.

Comrade HunterICX was cussing and shouting some awfull things that may never come to the ears of the NKVD or else he risks to be shot. He also had to return to base early due engine management problems.

Comrade Schroeder managed to get 2 fascist invaders and is the first to claim victory for the glorious Soviet Union.

Meanwhile at base:

HunterICX: *kicks the side of the fuselage* Piece of Sh**!!!
Schroeder: Calm down, before Raptor sees you
HunterICX: Why should I fear him?
Task Force: For his Mosin-Nagant?
HunterICX: Point...but still I stay with my statement that this variant of the Mig-3 is a horrible (Soviet censorship)..... its a stallbucket and his engine doesn't like to work hard for the party.
Schroeder: People's Party equipment doesn't adapt to you, you adapt to the People's Party Equipment, da comrade?
HunterICX: *mutters something*

-Raptor1 Arrives in the back of a salvage truck

Raptor1: Bah..need to find a Scapegoat for this horrible flaw in the IL2's design.
Task Force: *looks nervously around*
Raptor1: not you...for now...
HunterICX: this mig-3 is a flaw if you ask me *kicks against his Mig's fuselage again*
Raptor1: *Rams his Mosin-Nagant under the nose of HunterICX* What???
Schroeder: told you..hehehe
Raptor1: Meh...you're still of use for the Soviet Union. *lowers Mosin-Nagant*
HunterICX: Right...let's go to debrief.

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2nd Glorious Sortie for the People's Party:

Fascist Propaganda sais we are in full retreat, this is the reason why our intelligence says the same to falsely reinsure their false claims that we are in full retreat.

Comrade Raptor1 and HunterICX took the Ilyushin Il-2 Shturmovik,
Comrade Task Force and Schroeder took the Polikarpov I-153.

Both flight groups had the same objective, destroy the Fascist invaders armoured convoy.

The Panzers of the Fascist invaders where close to a town, Comrade Raptor1 noted immediately that this town is probally full of Fascist collaborators and will report this to the head of the NKVD in Moscow.
Comrade HunterICX was the first to see sign of the Fascist invader by spotting a Fascist train and immediatly took out the steamer and flakwagon.

Soon the others spotted the Fascist armoured convoy and where going in to crush it.

After a few passes there was nothing much left of the fascist convoy and the glorious people's pilots returned to base.

Comrade HunterICX got 28 fascist ground targets
Comrade Schroeder showed his hatred towards the Fascist VolksWagen and a Opel.
Cormade Ratpor1 got his revenge and shot the same Panzer II who fired that shell that took down his IL2 the last sortie.

end of Sortie #2

HunterICX

[XabbaRus]

Oooh, sounds fun..

I might come back.

Now are gulagwaffles the ones made of sawdust as opposed to nice belgian waffles served in an Ostend cafe by a buxom fit Belgian waitress?

What map btw?

[HunterICX]

Operation Barbarossa 1941

HunterICX

[Oberon]

What glorious flying machines of the people are we using comrades? Do we have access to the glorious cropduster and/or glorious Hurricane? :hmmm:

[HunterICX]

Yes, I've added a extra squadron that has the Hurricanes IIB:salute:

HunterICX

[Oberon]

:up: Thanks Hunter

[HunterICX]

A Summary of Sortie #3-4-5

At the Soviet airbase in (**Soviet Censorship**) the Gulagwaffles sit around a fire

Drunken Officer: Cooowmrraaades, I liwwkee to bring outffff a ....
*BAM!*
HunterICX: Comrade Raptor!.....would you please notify me the next time! now I got splatters of blood in and on my glass of Vokda!!!
Raptor1: throw that glass away...it's now infected by incompetence
Schroeder: having the order to make sure the image of the Soviet officers on duty is not about drunken fools?
Raptor1: Nyet..this one was completly random.
*Task Force starts to move away from Raptor1*
Raptor1: *waves Mosin-Nagant towards Task Force* where you think you're going?
Task Force: Nowhere comrade...
Raptor1: Good...
HunterICX: quiet a day huh...we've teached those Fascist well that the invasion was a big mistake.
Raptor1: Whats that smell? smells like Fascist....
Schroeder: That would be me, I've been drenched with gallons of that Fascist petrol when I attacked that train.
Raptor1: Mmmm..right.
*Task Force throws in another part of the 109's wing into the fire*
Task Force: Those Fascist parts burn very well...
Raptor1: Yes...they do.
HunterICX: I think the Panzer commanders are not having such a great time, probally blaming that Goering for his incompetence trying to get air superiority over our lands.
Schroeder: I know for a fact that Hitler would ignore them and say they could win the war without air superioty.
Raptor1: *swings around Mosin-Nagant pointing it to Schroeder* and how do you know that?
Schroeder: Eh.....well its obvious no?
Raptor1: Its obvious that you are a bad artist but...I can always attach the tag Fascist spy to that title of yours if you keep saying stuff like that.
Schroeder: Bad artist?....eh..not again.
HunterICX: Hey look a KV-1 with what it seems to be Ilyushin 2's wing rammed between the turret.
*A red headed KV-1 driver steps out and walks towards the Gulag waffles*
Kv-1 driver: WHICH OF YOU INCOMPOTE....
*BAM!*
Raptor1: thats what you get for clipping the People's Ilyushin!
*Task Force runs away*

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HunterICX

[Task Force]

GAAA! RAPTOR your storm machine is WORKING!!! My city has turnt to holland!!!:shifty:

Supposivly weve got the tide 3 to 5 feet higher than usual...:o

[Schroeder]

*Task Force throws in another part of the 109's wing into the fire*
Task Force: Those Fascist parts burn very well...
Raptor1: Yes...they do.

That proofs again that the people's fire is stronger and better than anyone else's. We can even burn parts of all metal aircraft.:yeah:
Them Fascist won't know what hit em when we're finished with them.:rock:

[HunterICX]

That proofs again that the people's fire is stronger and better than anyone else's. We can even burn parts of all metal aircraft.:yeah:
Them Fascist won't know what hit em when we're finished with them.:rock:

Our Fires shall burn Berlin to Ashes!

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Yes comrade, we shall teach those Fascist to mess with the motherland!

just got back from the beach... Lol glad I live some miles away from oceanfront...

[Raptor1]

How dare that KV-1 clip m...the people's aircraft!?!?

[SgtPotato]

The people's aircraft? You made it sound like you're north korean or chinese

[Raptor1]

The people's aircraft? You made it sound like you're north korean or chinese

What? Who is North Korea? And China is just a sad broken nation in a civil war...

[Oberon]

I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades... :hmmm:

[Raptor1]

I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades... :hmmm:

Excellent idea! Right after our trip to Berlin...

[Oberon]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5729/repeatplease.jpg

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5729/repeatplease.jpgSilence in Polish!!!:haha:

[HunterICX]

That evening in the Gulagwaffle's Barrack.

*Schroeder throws knifes onto a picture on the wall of a Panzer III*
Schroeder: I'll get you, next time!
HunterICX: You had your chance the second sortie....but I think you've learned that flying too low over wagons that carry ammo for those fascists is not a good thing to do.
Schroeder:but but I'm fliyng a IL2!
HunterICX: which still has some design flaws...its the 1st in it's series...Ratpor1 is working on it.
Schroeder: Ah....Potato.
*Potato does a funny walk and hold himself against the wall*
Schroeder: Too much of the Vodka ingredient?
Potato: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....*hic*
HunterICX: Explains the attempt to fly with one wing at that take off.
Potato: If I diwnd't ghit those Fuuuel Depot's I woud've succeeded...hehe
Schroeder: that would have proven that the equipment of the people's party is superior.
HunterICX: Ah well better luck next time.
*door opens and Oberon comes in followed by the General Commisar of the NKVD Raptor1*
Oberon: I knew it! I knew it! that barrel wasn't part of the flight controls in my Hurricane
Raptor1: Correct
Oberon: It was you! hiding behind the panel
Raptor1: correct, I had orders to shoot the leading Polski officer if he tried anything funny.
Oberon: Repeat please
Raptor1: Silence! I should've have shot you when you buzzed Comrade Hunter..how dare you to buzz a people's aircraft and land on the wrong airbase!
Oberon: How I dare? I'm the The People's Repeative Polski Airman!
HunterICX: Figures.....
Oberon: Repeat, Please!
HunterICX: ugh....
*Potato loses balance and crashed into the desk*
Raptor1: *aims mosin-nagant*
HunterICX: No Comrade!, Sgt.Potato has been testing if the people's potatos where good enough for the vodka they brewed last night
Raptor1: Ah...ok.
*Raptor1 passes the photo of the Panzer III when a knife passed close to his face and hits the Panzer III*
Raptor1: YOU!
Schroeder: watch out where you going!
Raptor1: Grrmmmmm
Oberon: Repeat, please!
*all look at Oberon* :stare:
Oberon: Uh...oh.....
*Oberon storms out of the GulagWaffle's Barrack*

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

I hate Panzers!!!:damn:

[Oberon]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9853/rptplz1.jpg

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/790/14112009171224.jpg

Meanwhile, behind German lines, a new Panzer III variant is unvieled. :haha:

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/36/3626/VEJEF00Z/stocktrek-images-gepard-anti-aircraft-tank-of-the-belgian-army.jpg

[Schroeder]

Oh sh*t. The Bundeswehr is still equipped with Panzer IIIs.:dead:

[Task Force]

IM BACK!!!

This powerless experience started when I was on teamspeak thursday and was gonna tell them I was probably gonna not have power soon, and just as I was pressing the send button... It happend...

And I just got it back awhile ago!

Stupid nor'easter...:shifty:

[Oberon]

http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cthulhu.jpg

Comrade Raptovs secret weather control device, Comrade Cthulhu! :salute:

[Raptor1]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SPpT9uFbGII/AAAAAAAAIpM/yx7mUYqBMns/s400/calamity.jpg

[SgtPotato]

Are we influenced by Japanese tentacle porn?! :o

[Oberon]

Are we influenced by Japanese tentacle porn?! :o

In Soviet Russia Tentacle...wait...no...no...I'm not going there... :hmmm:

Have a Putin instead:

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-roses-red.jpg

[SgtPotato]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA&feature=related

Comrades, witness the footage. It show the evidence that we invented Hip Hop, not the black people!

[Raptor1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA&feature=related

Comrades, witness the footage. It show the evidence that we invented Hip Hop, not the black people!

We don't need that, we have Kalinka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_A7Hu0uKNw).

[HunterICX]

Comrades,

what ever happend to us 4 times in a row yesterday, never happend...da?

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Comrades,

what ever happend to us 4 times in a row yesterday, never happend...da?

HunterICX

Repeat please?

[SgtPotato]

Repeat please?

Stop it, Oberon. You wasn't there! :stare:

[Raptor1]

Comrades,

what ever happend to us 4 times in a row yesterday, never happend...da?

HunterICX

Yes, we shall never speak of it again.

[Task Force]

Yes, You saw nothing!

[SgtPotato]

I did saw somethi-- Oh wait, never mind.

[Oberon]

I did saw somethi-- Oh wait, never mind.

Raptor:
http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/145761-2/holland_zutphen2

Now, you were saying?

[SgtPotato]

That's no Mosin-Nagant you're carrying! :o

[Oberon]

Spy around here! :hmmm:

[Oberon]

Won't be on tonight, not really feeling in the mood to fl-

http://lisawallerrogers.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/lee-harvey-oswald-shot-by-jack-ruby-in-the-basement-of-the-dallas-police-department-sunday-november-24-1963-2-days-after-the-kennedy-assassination.jpg

[Task Force]

Hmm... traitor to the motherland I see...:stare: I shall take this to comrade Raptor...

[Schroeder]

Hmm... traitor to the motherland I see...:stare: I shall take this to comrade Raptor...
Who doesn't fly himself on Fridays....;)

[Task Force]

Who doesn't fly himself on Fridays....;)

well... Ill put in his in box.... he will find it on monday...

[SgtPotato]

Raptor is too busy to hunting down the German soldiers somewhere with his mosin.

[HunterICX]

and everyone who speaks about what happend yesterday....:stare:

HunterICX

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Greetings Comrades of the Glorious Gulagwaffles I will be joining you this coming Friday, as I only have a three day work week.:salute:

[Task Force]

Cool Comrade see ya there...:up:

[Schroeder]

With you comrade we will crush the evil fascist invaders in no time hahahaha!!!

[Raptor1]

With you comrade we will crush the evil fascist invaders in no time hahahaha!!!

Are you implying that we are not crushing the fascists already, Comrade?

[Task Force]

No, comrade, I assume he is saying we will crush the fascist b******* even quicker with comrade Red Max's help.

[Raptor1]

Ah, excellent, carry on.

[HunterICX]

*tears away a document*

Dammit.......:stare:

HunterICX

[Task Force]

How long till we leave the this part of the campaign... comrade.

[Raptor1]

Yes, how long until we advance on Berlin itself?

[Task Force]

soon comrade soon... im sure are glorious leader has a plan!
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwKjS6DOEVU&feature=related
Could it be true... the axis... noo they cant...

[Oberon]

Fascist propaganda!! :stare:

Raptor!!! Kill!!!

[HunterICX]

I won't be there tonight, not feeling that great today.

HunterICX

[Task Force]

TRAITOR!!! SHOOT RAPTOR SHOOT!!!

(J/j:rotfl2: see youall wensday then.)

[SgtPotato]

Okay, I hope you get well, hunter. but that doesn't mean we're not stopping the facists getting in our motherland!

(Sweet, more hours for me to play Assassin's Creed 2. I'm so addicted)

[HunterICX]

Watch out Fascists!
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1521/pilotk.jpg

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Oah nos... were flyin with a T 800...

[SgtPotato]

Oah nos... were flyin with a T 800...

That's not the bad thing... Is it?

[Task Force]

That's not the bad thing... Is it?

What if the fascists tap into its computer... (or does it run on the peoples power)

[Schroeder]

Wait, I thought the T800 was an Austrian model?
Is Hunter collaborating with the enemy? :hmm2:

BTW
I might not be there tonight. My graphics card fell bravely in a dogfight yesterday and I'm too stupid to install the new card (I guess Palit thought that no one needs instructions to do it properly and therefore didn't put any manual in the box...:timeout:).
Well, right now I'm sitting at my mothers PC and are waiting for my brother in law to come home to handle this (He is an IT guy). I bet there are plenty of wires and connectors missing which were not included as well of course....:damn:

[Task Force]

Yea... Im waiting for the day I have my card go out...

BTW? What card is it?

[Schroeder]

A Geforce gts 250 with 1GB RAM.
BTW it's official now, I won't be there tonight. We didn't manage to get that piece of *** to work. Who needs a manual anyway?
Tomorrow I'll throw my PC on the shop's counter and tell them to either install that thing for me or give me some instructions on how to do it myself.:down:

[Task Force]

so whats up with it... it just wont start of what?

what power supply do ya have? Did you uninstall the old GPUs stuff.

Im sure there is no difference to installing this card than any other...

[Schroeder]

It seems there aren't enough wires in the box. It has two power in plugs but only one wire.:shifty:
The entire system simply won't start up. It just beeps which means it detected a problem with the graphics card and stops then. Maybe the power supply isn't strong enough too. I will see that tomorrow (and I bet those guys at the shop will sell me a shiney new power pack for 50+ € too.:damn:)

[Task Force]

yep, power problem...

[HunterICX]

talk about careless service...
back when I considered a small update on my older Pentium 4 I was talking about the 8800GT back then and they asked what Model Motherboard I had and the strenght of my PSU.

when I have issues I can't fix myself I just give them my PC and they fix it...it might take some while but it will be done right.

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

when I have issues I can't fix myself I just give them my PC and they fix it...it might take some while but it will be done right.

HunterICX
I'm afraid I still have to find a competent IT shop in my neighbourhood. The results of the two biggest shops here have not been very encouraging so far.:dead:

[Task Force]

yep, same... Mainly so it cannot be blaimed on me...:yep:

[Raptor1]

I'm afraid I still have to find a competent IT shop in my neighbourhood. The results of the two biggest shops here have not been very encouraging so far.:dead:

Ha! Shows you the failure of the capitalist system, imperialist corporations robbing the workers of decent service.

[Schroeder]

So I went to the shop today and was shocked:o:
1. The guys were friendly:o:o
2. They even solved the problem in about two minutes.:o:o:o
3. They didn't want any money except for the missing wire which I had to buy.:o:o:o:o

Yes there was a power wire with a special plug missing. It seems that modern power packs have a special set of plugs which is required for this card. Unfortunately mine didn't sport any of those but that could be solved by connecting my normal 5,25 plugs to some adaptors and everything worked fine.
Now, if a simple adaptor is enough to fix it why are there two different plug systems to begin with??? It's not like the one plug would do some crazy awesome thing which requires a special form or anything. Why didn't they stay with the traditional form and all the damn components get the same power plug??? I thought that principle of one plug for all was what let to the wide use of USB, right? So why different systems for power?
That's what I really hate about PCs. You only want to update one component and you end up with buying plenty of stuff to make it fit into your outdated computer.:damn:

[HunterICX]

:rotfl2:Mate go back to the early 90's pentiums..open the side of the case and you'll be shocked what it doesnt have if you compare it to your systems of today.

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

I know and as long as it is a real improvement I don't mind the changes. It is just that I don't see the advantage of one kind of plugs over another. If they had more capacity or anything else that would require them I would understand it. But it is nothing more than just a different plug. No different power or anything else.
So why don't they just stick to the old plugs? Sometimes I believe they only change things so that you have to buy new equipment.:nope:

[SgtPotato]

I know and as long as it is a real improvement I don't mind the changes. It is just that I don't see the advantage of one kind of plugs over another. If they had more capacity or anything else that would require them I would understand it. But it is nothing more than just a different plug. No different power or anything else.
So why don't they just stick to the old plugs? Sometimes I believe they only change things so that you have to buy new equipment.:nope:

Glad to see your computer fixed good as new. :yeah:

[Schroeder]

Until the next component fails.:D

[SgtPotato]

Until the next component fails.:D

even your computer make a blue screen of death or divide by zero! :o

[Oberon]

I'm going to take some time off guys, not really been in the mood for flying lately. Dunno why, could be the weather, god alone knows. I hope to be back soon, perhaps Monday or Wednesday. :D

[SgtPotato]

I have to give you guys sad news.

I won't be on every mondays, wednesdays, and fridays. Why?

Because of this:

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Solo_Wing_Pixy/Misc/winterquarter2009-2010schedule.jpg?t=1259532130

This is my 2009-2010 Winter Quarter class schedule and this quarter will start tomorrow. :damn: I'm taking three art foundation classes in order to get my Bachelor's Degree in my college. Plus, I already transferred to Fine Arts major because the Illustration major required finished and perfect artworks. Don't ask me why I'm taking American Women History. I like History because I enjoy it to learn, okay?

Keep up flying and I might show up on friday if I have the time or not. :up:

[Schroeder]

Well, keep on...drawing American Women (hopefully with only a young history).:D

[HunterICX]

:up:Good luck on your studies!

HunterICX

[Oberon]

You don't need art classes when you're flying with an artistic genius!

Schroeder, show him your skills!! :yeah:

(Take care mate, and hope the classes go well :salute:)

[Schroeder]

You don't need art classes when you're flying with an artistic genius!

Schroeder, show him your skills!! :yeah:

They can be found in the other Lolwaffle/gulagwaffle/teawffle etc. threads.;)

[Raptor1]

Just don't forget to watch out for any counter-revolutionary art in your class...


Schroeder, show him your skills!! :yeah:


*clobbers Oberon with a paintbrush*

I am the only true artist!

[HunterICX]

:D Here we go again.

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

*clobbers Oberon with a paintbrush*

I am the only true artist!
You never produced any proof of having the slightest bit of skill! I on the other hand have produced master pieces of which people will still talk in millennia! And I can do it again!
This here is called: The Glorious Motherland

http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/1280_6134336430366266.jpg
I got inspired during one of our sorties. Please pay attention to the very detailed Il2 and the destroyed fascist tanks. :yeah:

[Raptor1]

Ha! Worthless! The level of detail is impressive, but it's still worthless...artistically, that is!

This is my latest masterpiece, it is titled The utter abstract destruction of the evil abstract Fascist oppressors at the hands of the glorious abstract People of the abstract Union of Soviet Socialist Republics


http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8797/fascisms.jpg

Note the abstract Fascist oppression being destroyed by the People's abstract righteousness.

[Schroeder]

Pah! In your picture the evil Fascists are still looking way to heroic. It is almost counter revolutionary!
In mine on the other hand you can see the fear in the tank crew's faces as they burn after the attack of the people's Il2. That will inspire our legions of the people's brave soldiers to throw the evil invaders back into the English channel were they belong!

[Raptor1]

Their mildly heroic appearance is to show that the evil fascist propaganda lies are also being destroyed!

Ah, I am so misunderstood...

[Schroeder]

Ah, I am so misunderstood...
And that makes your "art" worthless to the Motherland!
So it is finally settled. I'm the greatest people's artist ever.:D

[Raptor1]

And that makes your "art" worthless to the Motherland!
So it is finally settled. I'm the greatest people's artist ever.:D

Nonsense, that adds greatness to my art. Clearly you know nothing about art, which makes me the greatest people's artist in history.

[Schroeder]

At least it makes you the most useless one.:O:

[Oberon]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3839/12806134336430366266.jpg

:hmmm:

[Schroeder]

How dare you!!!!

Raptor, get your rifle and eliminate that philistine and counter revolutionary!http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%3Ca%20href=http://www.smilevalley.de%20target=_blank%3Ehttp://www.smilevalley.de/smileys/Boese/106.gif
[IMG]http://www.smilevalley.de/smileys/Boese/106.gif (http://www.smilevalley.de)

[SgtPotato]

:har:

Oh you guys...

[Schroeder]

So, where is that useless artist now? Not reporting for duty are we?

[Raptor1]

Ah, sorry, thought I could come, but they needed me to brief the fake witnesses in Oberon's trial.

[Oberon]

Ah, sorry, thought I could come, but they needed me to brief the fake witnesses in Oberon's trial.


I get a trial?! Yay! :yeah:

[Schroeder]

But only a very short one.:O:
You will be tried on the way to the wall.

[Oberon]

But only a very short one.:O:
You will be tried on the way to the wall.

A short trial is better than no trial at all :salute:
I request that my defendent be Roland Friesler :yeah:

[HunterICX]

Alright let the Trials begin! (whois the judge?)

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Alright let the Trials begin! (whois the judge?)

HunterICX

Of course I'm the judge, jury and executioner...

[Schroeder]

I request that my defendent be Roland Friesler :yeah:
I think we can spare us the trial. He just confessed that he wants to collaborate with Fascists (although he can't even spell his name properly....). Let's get on to the execution.

[Oberon]

Awww...

But I wanna trial! All the cool Communists get one!! :wah:

[Raptor1]

Awww...

But I wanna trial! All the cool Communists get one!! :wah:

Obviously you are no communists, and therefore will get no such honor, fascist.

The Особое совещание при НКВД СССР has found you guilty of being a coward, traitor, imperialist, fascist, counter-revolutionary and not a very nice person. You are hereby sentenced to death.

Schroeder, you can have the honor, I'm still out of ammo.

[Schroeder]

Ammo is still precious so we will use the hammer and sickle method...well actually it's hammer only, the sickle is still in use on the people's farms.
http://www.smilevalley.de/smileys/Boese/196.gif (http://www.smilevalley.de)<- Oberon

Well, would that now qualify as internet mobbing?:O:

[Oberon]

But...but...I was always told that my head was too hard because the skull is making up for the small size of my brain...I didn't understand that though... :hmmm:

[Raptor1]

Yes, that's what our doctors said about Pavlov too, but the people's justice was stronger than his skull!

[Oberon]

Yes, that's what our doctors said about Pavlov too, but the people's justice was stronger than his skull!

He had a nice house though... :hmmm:

[Task Force]

Ill settle this... click. click BANG!!!

see, all bett... er...

[Oberon]

Comrade Task Force, why are you smashing two grenades together? :hmmm:

[HunterICX]

*enters the room*

:o...
...
...
What in Stalins name is going on here!

HunterICX

[Oberon]

He started it! :O:

[Task Force]

no... just trying to get this d*** russian gernade to work... im haveing to yell bang to get anything...

Oah well...

[SgtPotato]

There was a trail? I missed it? Aw, nuts. :nope:

[Oberon]

It kinda trialed off...

ANYWAY

Comrade Schroeder, I counter accuse you of sabotaging the peoples army by using a hammer for execution purposes that could have been used in a tank factory building the weapons that will defeat the fascist invaders of our motherland!!

[Schroeder]

It's a special hammer from Raptor's tool box. It has a label on it that reads: For use against counter revolutionary behaviour only!
So I used it correctly.:O:

[HunterICX]

Is that so, I didn't hear Raptor giving you the permission to use it!

HA A NEW TRIAL!

BEGIN!

Comrade Commisar Raptor1, would you please tell which crimes Comrade Schroeder committed against the Motherland and our beloved People's greatest Leader Marshal Stalin!

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Schroeder, you can have the honor, I'm still out of ammo.

Proof that I did!

Comrade Marshal HunterICX, the Особое совещание при НКВД СССР has found you guilty of counter-revolutionary doubting of a statement of a General Commisar of the NKVD, how do you plead?

[Oberon]

And I accuse YOU comrade Raptor of keeping the tools from the hands of the workers, deliberately sabotaging the war effort through the withholding of vital equipment! :O: Your hammer could have built a hundred T-34s!

[Raptor1]

And I accuse YOU comrade Raptor of keeping the tools from the hands of the workers, deliberately sabotaging the war effort through the withholding of vital equipment! :O: Your hammer could have built a hundred T-34s!

Nope, if the hammer had not been used to crush the counter-revolutionaries, they would've sabotaged the construction of many thousands of T-34s.

Don't forget that it is the people's justice that allows the people's tanks to destroy the fascists!

[Oberon]

But surely comrade, if we did not have the peoples tanks to defend the peoples justice, then the peoples justice could not defend the peoples tanks so that they could crush the fascists? Therefore your hammer is still classed as a tool of the working class and as such should be used by the working class to build tools to defend themselves with!

[HunterICX]

Proof that I did!

Comrade Marshal HunterICX, the Особое совещание при НКВД СССР has found you guilty of counter-revolutionary doubting of a statement of a General Commisar of the NKVD, how do you plead?

Not Guilty and I Object!

Comrade Schroeder used our people's symbol to have the blood of a counter-revolutionary to be all over it?! Dishonarable and a dark moment for the People's Party.

we have many methods to execute the traitors and counter-revolutionaries but they shall never contain our pride the Hammer and Sickle.

So are you telling the people, Comrade Raptor...that you ALLOW executioners to execute traitors and counter-revolutionaries with Hammers and Sickles? if so I would have to sign a order for your resignation of the Party!

HunterICX
The People's Soviet Air Marshal

[Schroeder]

What is wrong with using the very symbols of the people to protect them from counter revolutionary individuals? I say it's just the opposite of dishonourable!!!:timeout:

[Raptor1]

The hammer is a symbol of the workers, it's use demonstrates that the people's justice is triumphant over the imperialists. If you think that a little easily cleanable fascist blood can contaminate our superior ideals, Comrade Marshal, you should reacquaint yourself with the principles of Marxist-Leninism.

Oh, and Oberon, our workers are perfectly well equipped with many millions of hammers produced at the Hammer factory complex in the Urals.

[HunterICX]

Traitors and counter-revolutionaries are not allowed to touch our pride...

we have the Mosin Nagant to touch them for their treachery and counter-revolutionary actions.

The Hammer and Sickle is only to be used to contribute to a better build up of our great motherland not to have it to do the dirrty laundry of cleaning up the ones we dispose off as said above we have the Mosin Nagant for that.
and if your out of Ammo you have two other features the Mosin Nagant has thats why it the greatest Rifle.
1. Bayonet and stab him
2. the wooden butt-en just beat him to death

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Traitors and counter-revolutionaries are not allowed to touch our pride...

Comrade Hunter, in Soviet Russia pride touches you. So it's perfectly fine to crush our enemies using a hammer.


we have the Mosin Nagant to touch them for their treachery and counter-revolutionary actions.
No, comrade. The Mosin is is needed at the front and therefore we have to use other means.

[Raptor1]

Since destruction of imperialism and counter-revolutionary elements is essential to the advancement of the people, the party and the Motherland, the Hammer is perfectly suitable for it.

As Comrade Schroeder indicated, the Mosin-Nagant, along with it's bayonets is needed to fight the fascists at the front.

[SgtPotato]

Since destruction of imperialism and counter-revolutionary elements is essential to the advancement of the people, the party and the Motherland, the Hammer is perfectly suitable for it.

As Comrade Schroeder indicated, the Mosin-Nagant, along with it's bayonets is needed to fight the fascists at the front.

What about the Sickle? What are you suppose to do with this item?

[Raptor1]

What about the Sickle? What are you suppose to do with this item?

Harvesting grain crops?

[Oberon]

Comrade Raptor, somewhere in the Rodina there is a mother who has a pram with a wheel that has fallen off, and because you are using her hammer, she cannot repair her pram, which means that her son will not be able to travel along the fine roads of the motherland and view the glorious socialist creations of the workers, it may even lead to her son becoming...a fascist! Do you really want that on your conscience?

Mr Gorba-erm...Raptor! Put down this hammer!

[Raptor1]

Comrade Raptor, somewhere in the Rodina there is a mother who has a pram with a wheel that has fallen off, and because you are using her hammer, she cannot repair her pram, which means that her son will not be able to travel along the fine roads of the motherland and view the glorious socialist creations of the workers, it may even lead to her son becoming...a fascist! Do you really want that on your conscience?

Mr Gorba-erm...Raptor! Put down this hammer!

By saying there is a shortage of hammers, are you implying the people of the Soviet Union are not as well supplied and not living the plentiful lives that the party reports them to, are you saying that the party is lying and the people are poor and suffering?!

[Oberon]

Nyet comrade, I think that you must be thinking those thoughts in your assumption that it was this that I was thinking of! I was merely pointing out that when we drive on Berlin, and liberate the peoples of Germany from their fascist oppressors we will need more hammers for the workers of oppressed Germany and that your hammer would be better suited for this role. After all, the party gave you two perfectly good hands to use for defeating fascism, or do you not think that what the party gives you is not good enough?

[Oberon]

EDIT: Bandwidth reconquered. Victory is mine. Be on in a bit.

[Oberon]

Comrade Raptor, might I request that next time you wait until after we attack the fascists before activating your weather control device...

Unless of course you were trying to protect the fascists... :hmmm:

[Raptor1]

Comrade Raptor, might I request that next time you wait until after we attack the fascists before activating your weather control device...

Unless of course you were trying to protect the fascists... :hmmm:

The weather control machine is aimed at the imperialists to the west and it will remain thus.

[HunterICX]

Alright enough with these nonsense accusations.

let's solve this the Russian way with a game of a pistol and 1 bullet!
and a round table to pass that pistol around and see whois the lucky one to take the bullet.

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

It doesn't matter, we're all counter-revolutionaries for using an imperialist language as our main method of communication. They're probably reviving the Cheka to take us all out right now...

[Schroeder]

I might not be around tonight. Annual meeting of our air club to review this year with the members and discuss what should be done next year.

[Oberon]

Merge into the DVLA and move from gliders to 109s? :hmmm:

[Task Force]

Where is everyone...???

[SgtPotato]

Aw nuts, I thought I have a chance to show up in teamspeak and play with you guys because I left the last class 20 minutes before I made it. :nope:

[Task Force]

Dont worry, only hunter and I were there, we didnt fly. Dont ya get a christmas holiday patato?

[SgtPotato]

Yea, Christmas break hasn't start in two week and I'm heading back home on Saturday, Dec 19.

[Task Force]

da, I go on winter break around the same time...:yep: Around 2 weeks of no teachers, no books, no papers... aaaahhh...

[HunterICX]

I'll not be flying tonight

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Broken bones?:D

[XabbaRus]

OK what's the TS IP again?

I reinstalled XP and forgot to write down stuff like that.

also can't remember my password for the TS server for my nickname.

[Task Force]

Ill pm it to ya.

[XabbaRus]

Cheers

[Task Force]

yer welcome.:up:

[Raptor1]

My Red Star! :wah:

[HunterICX]

the Fascist are taking away your awards, fight harder comrade!

HunterICX

[Task Force]

NO the fascist are just trying to demoralise us!!!

[HunterICX]

Fascists stole my engine...:stare:

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4331/pe2engine.jpg

HunterICX

[Task Force]

I stole 3 of there engines...

[Schroeder]

It seems that a certain TS is down....:hmm2:

[HunterICX]

It seems that a certain TS is down....:hmm2:

seems a other certain server is up :03:

HunterICX

[XabbaRus]

OK I have Jimbuna's TS IP, I even remember the password but it says error blah blah blah.

Now I'm running behind a wireless router but what the hell?

[Schroeder]

We're on Hunter's server.

[Raptor1]

OK I have Jimbuna's TS IP, I even remember the password but it says error blah blah blah.

Now I'm running behind a wireless router but what the hell?

Jimbuna's server is down, we're using Hunter's secret server...

[XabbaRus]

oooh special you. :)

Please can I get the IP and password....please.

[HunterICX]

Comrade's Schroeders Superior Intelligence Bureau reports that a Fascist aircraft can't miss a tail but when a aircraft is build by the people's party..it will!

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3646/12806630376633373664.jpg

HunterICX

[Task Force]

NOOOO!!! And I was feet from the front... just a fiew more feet...:damn:

well... my russian mig cooker did help me tho.:yep: Cooked task force...

[Schroeder]

It tasted awesome!:yeah:

[Task Force]

Well... maby I can sell my mig cooker... make money...

[SgtPotato]

Task Force's meat tasted like chicken.

[Task Force]

http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/bird-pictures-breeders-chicks/rhode-island-red-chicken-pictures-breeders-chicks/pictures/rhode-island-red-chicken-0001.jpg
In solviet russia mig cooks you.:rotfl2:

[Schroeder]

I won't be there tomorrow. My brother in law celebrates his birthday.:salute:

[Task Force]

Ok, so we will see ya next year... (at least on TS.):up:

[Task Force]

Its 7 mins past the usual time, we flying or not? Thought today was are last day...

[Schroeder]

All quiet on the eastern front?:06:
I'm bored.

[Task Force]

yea... untill we stop flying for a while. I dont realise how boreing afternoons can be...

We start the week after this I think...

[SgtPotato]

I rather to play on weekends than weekdays.

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

I'm wondering when the next time I'll get to fly with you guys again, I've been going to the dentist again but of course its on the wrong day. So unless Tuesday gets added to the list of flying day I'm SOL.

[Task Force]

hmm... maby we could change that weeks monday to tuesday so you could fly... IDK...

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Maybe, maybe not its up to Hunter.

[Task Force]

Hey RM, Dont you get MLK (martin luther king) day off?

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Hey RM, Dont you get MLK (martin luther king) day off? I asked that today but I don't get that day off. Oh it my birthday today too, I'm 21.:D

[Task Force]

Happy B-day RM... :yeah:

[Schroeder]

Congrats. 21, boy I wish I was that young again....would do a lot of things differently:damn:.

[Oberon]

Happy Birthday RM :rock:

[HunterICX]

Have a good one Redmax :woot:

HunterICX

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Hey thanks guys, ok I still doubt that I'll be able to fly on Monday but there is still hope. Next week Wensday we'er going to a different jobsite to fix some stuff and its a lot closer to home than the current one, that and we still have to get state approval before we start on the new section so its a wait and see on that.

[Schroeder]

We aren't flying right now anyway.;)

[Task Force]

Err, we start monday... Hunter told me over TS that if everything goes right it will be next week(err, this week depending on where you are).

[Dowly]

Err, we start monday... Hunter told me over TS that if everything goes right it will be next week(err, this week depending on where you are).

Umm... it's this week everywhere no matter where you are you tit. :hmmm:

[Task Force]

no... its 2:01 on a saturday here... lol, which in america is concitered this week... lol

[Dowly]

When does your week start? It starts on monday here, so monday would be next week.

[Raptor1]

But if one were to use the Calendrier républicain, next week would be on Primidi, 1 Pluviôse, 218. Or rather on Wednesday.

EDIT: Bah, there, I got it right this time.

[Task Force]

sunday starts the week here...

[Task Force]

Hmm, so are we starting again tomorrow, normal time?

[HunterICX]

Geez, a whole page about discussion and guessing when we fly again..:D
don't tell you me your missing me :O:

Right, tonight is indeed the start of our Operation Typhoon.
havent played with the mod yet and still need to install the 4.1.
had to redownload 4.1 as I accidently deleted it prior to install :damn:

I already noticed the JSGME included...I figure to get no compability issues and no crazy stuff at once's end we need to synchronize the General mods (like the advanced Engine management etc)

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Смерть фашистам! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o15eB4aHlss)

Oh, apparently there's a DCG patch (http://forums.oesau.jg1.org/viewtopic.php?t=17747) for HSFX that adds all the new stuff to the campaigns, not sure if it's needed though.

[Oberon]

Bozhemoi, just typical. I'm out tonight so won't be back, but if you've not got HSFX going yet then it's probably just as well since I have.
Oh, Hunter, when I do get back, could you possibly put the Kukuruznik in so I can alternate between it and the Hurri (Hurri for air attack and Kukuruznik for ground attack).

Spasibo!

[Raptor1]

Can't stop the fascists without our secret biplanes...

[Oberon]

Can't stop the fascists without our secret biplanes...

Da :rock: They also work against Imperialist Space Lizards :yeah:

[Task Force]

Yay... I can fly the glorious motherlands planes again.

[HunterICX]

We've fascist saboteurs in the motherland sapping our aircraft.:stare:

we had 2 IL2 freezes yesterday, and I was thinking something.
Raptor1 didnt see the 109's in the planelist.
twice the game froze on the point when I had a 109 close in front of for a short while perhaps less then a minute.
could it be related?

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Well, both times I was out of the game by that time, so it can't really be me. Though it could be some bug in the mod or DCG's mission generation.

I suggest we try using the fixer package thing from 242sqn, which apparently fixes some wrong/missing skins folders as well (Could that cause it?) and the DCG patch.

EDIT: Could also be the new graphics...

[HunterICX]

Mmmm...we'll have to do more testing the comming days to get the thing working properly before we start the campaign freshly.

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Im getting a feeling it could be the turblance mod... or maby the AA one...

Or maby that someones game is out of sync... remember when me did the bombing munchen... We had the same issue becaue of how big the map was, everyone started locking up...

maby lowering number of things on the ground might help... IDK...

[Oberon]

Flight on for tonight? Or are we hunting evil satellite dishes? :hmmm:

[HunterICX]

As far I'm concerned I didn't made any change about our days of flying.
so it would be flight tonight...

unless people would like otherwise they have the Monday till Friday to pick (weekends are off limits that I'm able to host games on weekly basis)

currently the flightdays of the week look like this (flights are on the Underlined days)

Mon - Tues - Wed - Thur - Fri

so if people rather have one of the days traded in for Tuesday or Thursday.
or perhaps scrap 1 day of the list...just let me know it.

HunterICX

[Oberon]

That's cool, just making sure. Do you think we'll go back to the old Clowns routine of Tues and Thurs, or is it more of an as and when situation? :hmmm:

[HunterICX]

That's cool, just making sure. Do you think we'll go back to the old Clowns routine of Tues and Thurs, or is it more of an as and when situation? :hmmm:

As said in the clowns thread I'll first make sure we can have 1 game a week for certain.
either Tuesday or Thursday....reason I also note in the thread that I'll anounce in advance that the game is one for that evening I can keep my options open to have either a game on Tuesday or Thursday and perhaps later or once in a while we have a game on both evenings of that week.

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Works for me! :salute:

[Task Force]

Hmm... So I was thinking...

Mon= flight
Tues=Arma
wens=Flight
Thu=RTS night.... ocationaly...
Fri= Flight...
:hmmm:

[Raptor1]

As I've said before, everything is much better when you use the French Republican Calendar. Then you have 10 days a week to do stuff in...

[Task Force]

as long as I get an extra 2 or 3 day weekend, IM IN!!!

[Task Force]

Well, Since hunter said he didnt feel like messing with are Mod issue friday... does anyone feel like just haveing a dogfight... or something...

[SgtPotato]

What happened to the weekends, man? :hmmm:

[Task Force]

We do nothing on weekends... never have, and probably never will...

But, theres always spring break...

OAH, and wensday=
1 we had a short dogfight, to test... Err... went fine... I crashed a saber right next to schroeder... stupidly, and was shot down in 3 hits by him when I was in a spitfire... HE WAS IN A LITTLE PLANE (which's name I forgot, but it was british..." WITH ONE MG LOL!!! So the story is... British Fighter+British bomber = Crashed fighter. lol

2 we started a mission... crashed...

3 started anouther mission... Went fine, I shot something down, BANG BANG! then hunter said... "well, It hasnt happend yet, and were fighting..." then OMG!!! THE RED BAR OF DEATH!!!

Yep... Gotta love new mods. lol

[HunterICX]

What happened to the weekends, man? :hmmm:

Nothing, weekends have remained weekends.

Used to host games on saturday evenings thought some time ago, stopped doing that as I felt like I was wasting my weekend spending the saturday evening behind the computer while I could go out or do something else for a change.

HunterICX

[Oberon]

So...what's happening tonight? Random dogfight? :hmmm: I'm up for that considering I couldn't get into the last one. I think I've nailed down the problems. The bizarre Hook_CANNONDump error was caused by my not-reading the readme that Tiger33 wrote and failing to install two other mods which are listed in there. I duely did so and I haven't had (touch wood) any further problems with it. :rock:

[Schroeder]

HE WAS IN A LITTLE PLANE (which's name I forgot, but it was british..." WITH ONE MG LOL!!! So the story is... British Fighter+British bomber = Crashed fighter. lol

That little plane was a Fairey Battle which is a light bomber and bigger than the Spitfire.;)
It is further regarded as on of the worst British planes of WWII.:rock:

[HunterICX]

It wouldn't hurt to play a Dogfight tonight if we can get even numbers tonight we can have a team vs team fight or something. perhaps I'll modify some of the modded maps into a DF map.

HunterICX

[Oberon]

It wouldn't hurt to play a Dogfight tonight if we can get even numbers tonight we can have a team vs team fight or something. perhaps I'll modify some of the modded maps into a DF map.

HunterICX

Works for me :rock:

[Task Force]

Cool, hmm, did we ever think of haveing period air wars...
ex
1 match
Pre war planes
2 match
1939
3 match
1940-41
4th match
42-43
5th match
44 and up...

These matches would be free for all, and take place in 1 or 2 grids, that you have to start in...
Last one flying, or close enough wins...

[Oberon]

We did do that once a while ago. I'll check my screenshot archives, I recall taking a picture of three of us lined up for take-off and Raptor facing the wrong way in a Zero.
IIRC that was also the time I, in a hurricane, flambéd Fin in a Zero. :hmmm: Who was on my team.... :damn:

[Task Force]

Yea, I rember that... I liked the biplane dogfight...

Ya know... Campaigns are fun, but every once in a while its nice to play a dogfight, and fly things you normaly wouldnt...:yep:

[Oberon]

Found them:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2320/theredteambiplaneround.jpg

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1941/takeoffyouredoingitwron.jpg

[Task Force]

Lol, Hmm.... I think on the other team, it was me, fin, (schroeder I think.) and Dowly...

[SgtPotato]

I couldn't play tonight because the 4.09 patch completely broke my game and I have to make a fresh reinstall. :damn:

[Oberon]

Well fought Task Force...well bloody fought :salute:

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1272/22012010225747.jpg

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2430/22012010225821.jpg

[Task Force]

Yea, cause of that darn lag from hunters nuke... you went flying all crazy... which threw me off...

Anywho... I hate useing the dora in slower low fights... (Figured that out 2 campaigns ago...)

[Oberon]

I'll be looking at the track later but what happened with the He-162? I think I pinged you a few times but then as I was turning around to set myself up for another attack I just saw you smash into the sea. :o

[XabbaRus]

So is it dogfighting or campaign stuff now. Been out the loop for a bit.

Trying to get to grips with Allied Force.

[Task Force]

ok... we are doing a campaign, but are current mod setup is causeing issues and crashing...

[Task Force]

Today... the waffles decided... well most "cough schroder..." did...

In the end it ended with a bunch of early war planes, and a couple of late war ones...
(me+raptor and Oberon+schroeder+Hunter...)

In the end, hunter bombes us with a Misquito. And also droped a nuke... On his own base...

In other words... England (north of channel) has alot more craters...:rotfl2:

[Task Force]

Anouther glorious victory for the gulagwaffles!

We shot down Germans in the first mission, NO CRASH!:DL

second mission, we bombed bridges.... Distroying 1... kind of...

[Raptor1]

It was a glorious victory, the imperialists have been destroyed and we suffered no losses...move along...

[Task Force]

... I thought they were fascists...:hmmm:

[Task Force]

YAY!!! the snow we just got, which was alot for the place I lives standards, has managed to cover the enitre city.:DL Everywhere you look on the ground is white, sadly, no pics, cause I have no camera..

But heres the good part... The roads are frozen... or some, are very close... Which means!!! SNOW DAY!:rock:

yay!

"now back to your usual programing... STALIN & STUFF, Only here on helosim! the one stop place for all the news on the eastern front. Sponsered by Facists B gone! not avalable at stores...:rotfl2:

:D

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

YAY!!! the snow we just got, which was alot for the place I lives standards, has managed to cover the enitre city.:DL Everywhere you look on the ground is white, sadly, no pics, cause I have no camera..

But heres the good part... The roads are frozen... or some, are very close... Which means!!! SNOW DAY!:rock:

yay!Lucky:shifty:, and I get to go to the dentist on Tuesday for a 7 hour appointment:down:.

[Task Force]

Lol. that sucks RM... getting some major tooth work, huh...

any who... Funny story...

Walked out front today, and stood in the snow... Then I heard the distinct sound of tires slideing on ice... then I look at the street to see this little asian made car go off the streed, do 3 spins (not the flipping over ones) on the some grass then slide to a halt...:rotfl2:

Then the funny thing was, this little asian man gets out... turns out my dad, (who helped him out, said he found out he works for the china joint down the street... wounder whos order was late.:har:

Littarly, the streets have what im guessing about
(


(
That mutch ice in some places, from where the snow has been compacted. Lol, and anouther funny story...

Today, we went over to the cemitary(or however you spell it, ya know the place with dead people)... where my dad let me drive... the streets had about 3 inches of snow, and some ice... Had a alot of fun. lol

im guessing its about 4degrees now... (actualy about 14, but feels like 4) IM *******IN FREEZING!!!

edit, for are european friends... -15C...

[Schroeder]

European friends? Who would that be?:o

@RedMax
7 hours at a dentist's???
What the hell is doing for 7 hours? Do you get all of your teeth removed?:o

[Task Force]

European friends? Who would that be?:o

@RedMax
7 hours at a dentist's???
What the hell is doing for 7 hours? Do you get all of your teeth removed?:o

hmm yea right... must have been a mistake...

should have put for you strange europeans...:rotfl2:

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

@RedMax
7 hours at a dentist's???
What the hell is doing for 7 hours? Do you get all of your teeth removed?:o Well lets see from 9:30 to 12:00 fillings/crowns/cleaning, ect and then from 1:30 to 4:30 is working on root canals. But it takes so long because I go to a school of dentistry for my treatment and not a regular dentist.

[Task Force]

dintestry school... thats, real... err reasureing...

[Schroeder]

Well lets see from 9:30 to 12:00 fillings/crowns/cleaning, ect and then from 1:30 to 4:30 is working on root canals. But it takes so long because I go to a school of dentistry for my treatment and not a regular dentist.
Sounds nasty.:-?

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Sounds nasty.:-? Its really isn't that bad, they finished my root canal today and I was asleep half the time (I stay up late so I fall asleep or doze off while they do the root canal.):up: Say when did Germany become a part of the Banana Republic?

[Task Force]

Since schroeders isp said so.lol

[Schroeder]

In German we call states that are run by corruption "Bananenrepubliken" banana republics. Our current government has just lowered the tax on hotel stays from 19 to 7 %....after receiving a 1.1 million € donation from a big hotelier....
In other words if you have money you can buy laws in our parliament.

The health insurance system is about to be reformed and the insurance companies have much to gain or to lose so who was appointed to work out a new system? Right someone from one of the private health insurance companies (in Germany we have medicare from the state or if you earn enough from private businesses). Who do you think will benefit from that. The normal guys in the state medicare or the rich ones in the private business?

A guy here who is in charge of testing new medicine whether it is better than the previous version and who decides what the state controlled health care is paying for and for what it doesn't got fired (he had many enemies in the pharmaceutical business because he refused to force the public healthcare to pay for more expansive new medicine that didn't work any better than the older stuff). Now guess with who he will be replaced...so far they didn't dare to nominate anyone but when the time comes you bet it will be a business friendly guy and then our healthcare is done for!)

Our current government is the most corrupt one I have ever encountered in this country in my life time! It's disgusting! But that is what you get when you vote for hard core capitalists.
If you belief that the market has to please demands then you are fine with selling laws to everyone who can pay the price.

[Task Force]

err... jims ts is down... what to do, what to do, what to do...:rotfl2:

[Schroeder]

TS is working now.

[HunterICX]

Since DCG is for the time beeing out of order (it isn't working properly as one side always gets all the aircraft squadrons available and the other side just gets 3 fighter squadron)

this thread therefore will be unstickied and Battle of Holland will be the current campaign we play online.

HunterICX