View Full Version : lol, such a nerd...
U-48Kriegsmarine
10-23-09, 06:11 PM
I'm a high school student on a Friday night and my idea of a good time is curling up with Das Boot and Sh3, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME SUBSIM! :haha:
totodog
10-23-09, 06:19 PM
Wow, I'm also a high school student playing SH3 on a Friday night.
And I live in Georgia, too. Freaky.
psykopatsak
10-23-09, 06:34 PM
Swedish submarine force to read when SH3 is loading or TC 1024 :)
Kpt. Lehmann
10-23-09, 07:37 PM
I've always said that a twelve-step program is needed for all the submarine simulation addicts here.
"Hi... my name is Kpt. Lehmann... and I'm a submarinaholic." :o
Task Force
10-23-09, 08:08 PM
I'm a high school student on a Friday night and my idea of a good time is curling up with Das Boot and Sh3, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME SUBSIM! :haha:
hmmmm.... im not the only 20Years and under subsimmer...:rotfl2:
hmmmm.... im not the only 20Years and under subsimmer...:rotfl2:
Make that 21 and under :D
Dekessey
10-23-09, 09:33 PM
No hope for you guys.
:nope:
Platapus
10-23-09, 09:41 PM
I've always said that a twelve-step program is needed for all the submarine simulation addicts here.
"Hi... my name is Kpt. Lehmann... and I'm a submarinaholic." :o
My name is Platapus and I am....<sob> a submarineaholic
It all started innocently, you know, a couple of training missions, just to be one of the guys.
Well, it quickly became something serious....
Soon stock SH3 was not enough. You see... there were these mods <sob>
Honestly, I only wanted to experiment with one mod -- The grey wolves. I thought I was in control. But I was lying to myself. There were other mods.... too many mods. I admit, I was like a kid in a candy store.
Then there was JSGME. It was SUPPOSED to help me with my mod addictions. HAH! It only enabled me to delve deeper and deeper into mods. Soon I could not play SH3 without JSGME. I had the SH3 monkey on my back
I did not even try to resist SH3 Commander. By that time I was too far gone..... <sob>
I had the stopwatch, the graph paper and yes <hanging head in shame> even my own hard-copy recognition manual!
I tried to keep my family out of this, but I am sure they knew. You can't hide a submarine addiction.
After work I would hurry home for a quick patrol.
Often I would need to log onto Subsim.com first thing in the morning.. just for a few posts to get going.
Soon my friends all left me for WoW or Medal of Honor.. they knew I was a lost case.
It is too late for me. But if I can save one, just one person from becoming a submarineaholic, perhaps my life won't be such a waste.
Go outside and don't be afraid of that bright ball in the sky. It won't hurt you and really, there are no aircraft diving toward you.
onelifecrisis
10-23-09, 09:43 PM
My name is Platapus and I am....<sob> a submarineaholic
It all started innocently, you know, a couple of training missions, just to be one of the guys.
Well, it quickly became something serious....
Soon stock SH3 was not enough. You see... there were these mods <sob>
Honestly, I only wanted to experiment with one mod -- The grey wolves. I thought I was in control. But I was lying to myself. There were other mods.... too many mods. I admit, I was like a kid in a candy store.
Then there was JSGME. It was SUPPOSED to help me with my mod addictions. HAH! It only enabled me to delve deeper and deeper into mods. Soon I could not play SH3 without JSGME. I had the SH3 monkey on my back
I did not even try to resist SH3 Commander. By that time I was too far gone..... <sob>
I had the stopwatch, the graph paper and yes <hanging head in shame> even my own hard-copy recognition manual!
I tried to keep my family out of this, but I am sure they knew. You can't hide a submarine addiction.
After work I would hurry home for a quick patrol.
Often I would need to log onto Subsim.com first thing in the morning.. just for a few posts to get going.
Soon my friends all left me for WoW or Medal of Honor.. they knew I was a lost case.
It is too late for me. But if I can save one, just one person from becoming a submarineaholic, perhaps my life won't be such a waste.
Go outside and don't be afraid of that bright ball in the sky. It won't hurt you and really, there are no aircraft diving toward you.
:rotfl2:
Thanks. Very good! Especially the JSGME bit.
Platapus
10-23-09, 09:57 PM
:rotfl2:
Thanks. Very good! Especially the JSGME bit.
Ha! I did not even mention what YOU and YOUR OLC mod did to me!!!
YOU ARE TO BLAME for not only my downfall but my increased enjoyment of the game. You and your mod.. and your little dog too!
How many more lives will you ruin and game experiences will you improve with your mods? I bet you are proud of yourself aren't you! :nope:. Think of the young and innocent gamers now hopelessly hooked on manual targeting. Lives ruined, renown enhanced. :stare:
Sure you claim it is all for increased realism, but I know the truth!! I know your agenda!! It is not about realism, it is about making the game more enjoyable. I dare you to deny it!! The facts are evident.
You, Sir, are exposed as a manipulator. A skilled manipulator of Stock SH3 data and Mods. And it is high time the world knows all about you and your agendas.
Sorry, OLC, but it had to be said. The truth can not be suppressed :know:.
U-48Kriegsmarine
10-23-09, 11:41 PM
My name is Platapus and I am....<sob> a submarineaholic
It all started innocently, you know, a couple of training missions, just to be one of the guys.
Well, it quickly became something serious....
Soon stock SH3 was not enough. You see... there were these mods <sob>
Honestly, I only wanted to experiment with one mod -- The grey wolves. I thought I was in control. But I was lying to myself. There were other mods.... too many mods. I admit, I was like a kid in a candy store.
Then there was JSGME. It was SUPPOSED to help me with my mod addictions. HAH! It only enabled me to delve deeper and deeper into mods. Soon I could not play SH3 without JSGME. I had the SH3 monkey on my back
I did not even try to resist SH3 Commander. By that time I was too far gone..... <sob>
I had the stopwatch, the graph paper and yes <hanging head in shame> even my own hard-copy recognition manual!
I tried to keep my family out of this, but I am sure they knew. You can't hide a submarine addiction.
After work I would hurry home for a quick patrol.
Often I would need to log onto Subsim.com first thing in the morning.. just for a few posts to get going.
Soon my friends all left me for WoW or Medal of Honor.. they knew I was a lost case.
It is too late for me. But if I can save one, just one person from becoming a submarineaholic, perhaps my life won't be such a waste.
Go outside and don't be afraid of that bright ball in the sky. It won't hurt you and really, there are no aircraft diving toward you.
:har::har::har::har::har::har:
You know its REALLY bad when I'm sittin' their in history (duh, my best subject) and keep lookin' for that time compression button, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!
Snestorm
10-24-09, 12:28 AM
Platapus, that was a cool story, and a great write.
Remember, you're never an exsubmarineaholic,
but a recovering submarineaholic.
And: Withdrawal can be painful.
Laufen zum Ziel
10-24-09, 12:23 PM
My name is Platapus and I am....<sob> a submarineaholic
It all started innocently, you know, a couple of training missions, just to be one of the guys.
Well, it quickly became something serious....
Soon stock SH3 was not enough. You see... there were these mods <sob>
Honestly, I only wanted to experiment with one mod -- The grey wolves. I thought I was in control. But I was lying to myself. There were other mods.... too many mods. I admit, I was like a kid in a candy store.
Then there was JSGME. It was SUPPOSED to help me with my mod addictions. HAH! It only enabled me to delve deeper and deeper into mods. Soon I could not play SH3 without JSGME. I had the SH3 monkey on my back
I did not even try to resist SH3 Commander. By that time I was too far gone..... <sob>
I had the stopwatch, the graph paper and yes <hanging head in shame> even my own hard-copy recognition manual!
I tried to keep my family out of this, but I am sure they knew. You can't hide a submarine addiction.
After work I would hurry home for a quick patrol.
Often I would need to log onto Subsim.com first thing in the morning.. just for a few posts to get going.
Soon my friends all left me for WoW or Medal of Honor.. they knew I was a lost case.
It is too late for me. But if I can save one, just one person from becoming a submarineaholic, perhaps my life won't be such a waste.
Go outside and don't be afraid of that bright ball in the sky. It won't hurt you and really, there are no aircraft diving toward you.
My God I am not the only one. One can only wonder how wide spread this infection has got,
BulSoldier
10-24-09, 12:53 PM
Thats no simple infection good sir, it is pandemia on a global scale, evergrowing , everenchansed by those demons... demons i call moders !
norc24601
10-25-09, 07:54 AM
oh, the mods.....the modss...[rocking back and forth, crying silently]
Paulowanclift
10-25-09, 10:58 AM
I'm a high school student on a Friday night and my idea of a good time is curling up with Das Boot and Sh3, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME SUBSIM! :haha:
Wow, I'm also a high school student playing SH3 on a Friday night.
And I live in Georgia, too. Freaky.
Freaky coincidence, you two should get together and swap notes on not having girlfriends :lol:
Sorry, only kidding. SH3 and Das Boot is better than teens around here who spend Friday night causing trouble.
Lt.Fillipidis
10-25-09, 11:23 AM
Wow, I'm also a high school student playing SH3 on a Friday night.
And I live in Georgia, too. Freaky.
Im a first-year-livin'-alone-far-from-parents college guy playing SH3 on Friday, Saturday and sunday night. And i live in Greece which is supposed to have born the "greek lover" thing. Beat that! :rock:
oh, the mods.....the modss...[rocking back and forth, crying silently]
ROFL! :haha:
Jimbuna
10-25-09, 02:28 PM
Looks like we are experiencing the first submarine simulation pandemic mankind has ever seen!!
http://home.att.net/~alanmania65/onoz_omg2.gif
kgsuarez
10-25-09, 04:09 PM
There is hope for us...
1. We admitted we were powerless over the U-boat War - that our naval careers had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that BdU could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our boats and our crews over to the care of BdU as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearful tonnage inventory of successes.
5. Admitted to BdU, to ourselves and to another Kaleun the exact nature of our sinkings.
6. Were entirely ready to have BdU remove all these successes from our records.
7. Humbly asked BdU to remove us from our command.
8. Made a list of all vessels we had harmed, and became willing to make payments on their repairs.
9. Made direct deposits into the accounts of Allied shipyards whenever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to make accurate log entries and when we were sunk promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through surfacing and snorkeling to improve our radio contact with BdU as we understood Him, radioing only for knowledge of His orders for us and the torpedoes to carry that out.
12. Having had a successful patrol as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Kaleuns and to practice these principles in all our attacks.
psykopatsak
10-25-09, 05:03 PM
...
...
Be more aggressive >:D
Philipp_Thomsen
10-25-09, 05:38 PM
Hello members of the program...
My name is Jeff, and Im a submarinoholic.
But Im delighted to say Im already 6 hours without any SH3.
(sits down with applause)
JHuschke
10-25-09, 10:48 PM
Wow, I'm also a high school student playing SH3 on a Friday night.
And I live in Georgia, too. Freaky. Freaky? I'm right next to ye, Alabama..thats freaky! :rock:
Sailor Steve
10-26-09, 07:59 PM
I heard that there was a cure. It was called SH4. It would relieve the SH3 bug. It turned out to be like methadone - now I'm addicted to both.
There is no help. If you're reading this, run while you still can!
GoldenRivet
10-26-09, 08:12 PM
I've always said that a twelve-step program is needed for all the submarine simulation addicts here.
"Hi... my name is Kpt. Lehmann... and I'm a submarinaholic." :o
in unison
"Hi Kpt. Lehmann."
one more thing.
why do we all play game which we know we will always lose?
not just that the war always ends in the allies favour, but i have yet to live to see the end of the war. even if i start in april 45.
uboat.net made me get into SH3. its their fault, not mine......!
my family suffers. my kids only get rye bread with a growth of mold. they stare at me when i tell them its more realistic to eat it that way.
its not my fault.
my wife asked me where the new market was in town. i told 270 degrees hard rudder starboard from the bus stop.
its not my fault.
somone dropped a shotglass of green peppermint shnapps into my beer. it looked like a familiar canister i had seen somewhere before. i took the mug and my hands began to shake.
its not my fault.
i saw a corvette park in front of our house (my sister) and promptly dove under the coach before i realised what i was doing.
its not my fault.
ive started taking german classes. just...umm....for the hell of it?
its not my fault
popcorn2721
10-27-09, 08:52 AM
For me the addiction started years ago when I was playing Silent Service (waaay back in 8th grade). I tried to quit and found some comfort in the 688sims.. I found silent hunter two, it was like a recreational gateway drug...ok till something better came along. Of course something better came along and got better still with the emergence of GWX. Yes, Im hooked... my wife knows it, kids know it and they still love me while Im out on patrol.
vBulletin® v3.8.11, Copyright ©2000-2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.