Dang that could be me in 9 years time...

[XabbaRus]

Not...

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/orange_news/101509_Dad_shoots_teen_having_sex_with_daughter

Saying that any of us with daughters are protective though maybe that is going to far.

[Rilder]

I guess thats what you get for having unprotected sex! That is sex without a bullet resistant vest! :rotfl2:

[TarJak]

I catch any mongrel shagging one of my girls I wouldn't be going anywhere to get a gun. He'd cop an earful of size 12 boot as a start off.

[August]

The girl is only 16. I'd expect to see statutory rape charges being filed.

[Tribesman]

The girl is only 16. I'd expect to see statutory rape charges being filed.
You had better check the law then.
While she is indeed under the age of consent socannot legally consent to sex, it is not a situation where charges of statutory rape can be made.


OK ...simple words for those who have trouble with legal things
It is not a case of statutory rape as the law says it is not.

[antikristuseke]

Teenagers having sex and a father who overreacts, nothing new here.

[Onkel Neal]

"I have a gun and a shovel, and no one will miss you." :03:

[Platapus]

Come here Son, let me show you my shooting awards and my unregistered handguns. :)

[Oberon]

Reminds me of a character I once played in Oklahoma! :hmmm:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3259092145_390099c597.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Reminds me of a character I once played in Oklahoma! :hmmm:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3259092145_390099c597.jpg

That's a pretty colour green....it suits your dress :DL

[Oberon]

That's a pretty colour green....it suits your dress :DL

http://www.hennessy.id.au/quentingeorge/archives/facepalm4.jpg

I walked riiiight into that one....

[MothBalls]

It was a standing rule in my house that my daughter was not allowed to date anyone I haven't met. That wasn't much of an issue, my daughter complied with the rule.

It wasn't until the third guy she brought home she finally asked me "How come every time I bring someone home to meet you, you're always cleaning your guns?"

I simply explained to her that good preventive maintenance didn't apply to just cars and equipment. I also told every one of them "I love my daughter more than I love my freedom <wink>".

[Jimbuna]

http://www.hennessy.id.au/quentingeorge/archives/facepalm4.jpg

I walked riiiight into that one....

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[August]

I will never know the joy of terrifying a daughters boyfriend. Pity.

[antikristuseke]

I will never know the joy of terrifying a daughters boyfriend. Pity.

You could start a voulenteer organisation for terryfying boyfriends of daughters of fathers who are too big a pussies to do it themselves.

[TarJak]

My standard line to my girl's boy friends when the come to take the out to a date is: "Just remember anything you do to her I'll do to you so keep your hands to your self!":03:

[Tribesman]

Just remember anything you do to her I'll do to you
so if he gives her $500 you have to give him $500

[TarJak]

Mate if he does that I'm even so I don't care.:D

[Jimbuna]

My standard line to my girl's boy friends when the come to take the out to a date is: "Just remember anything you do to her I'll do to you so keep your hands to your self!":03:

That is precisely why I slept with my back to the wall in Houston last year!! http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif

[TarJak]

You told me it was because you liked it that way.:D

[Jimbuna]

You told me it was because you liked it that way.:D

Aaargh!....tis a funnel not a tunnel


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