DCG Co-Op: ''The LoLWaffles''

[HunterICX]

LoLWaffles Pilots:

HunterICX as Josef "Pips" Priller - Air Victories: 34
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5796/germanypeoplepriller.jpg
Oberon as Hans-Joachim Marseille - Air Victories: 4
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/940/hansjoachimmarseille1z.jpg
Raptor1 as Dr. Erich Hoenmanns - Air Victories: 8
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/355/23213369.jpg
Task Force as Walter "Nowi" Nowotny - Air Victories: 28
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5723/walternowotny.jpg
Kratos as ...
Schroeder as Adolf "Dolfo" Joseph Ferdinand Galland - Air Victories: 23
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6803/gallandcigar1.jpg
SgtPotato as Gerhard "Gerd" Barkhorn - Air Victories: 13
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/9931/barkhorn33.jpg


(if you want, send full name & Photo of the Historical luftwaffe figure you would like to represent to me by PM)
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Poland 1939 ''The LoLwaffles arrive!''

Schültz and Goering where standing at the tower when a truck stopped, out of the truck jumped a bunch of pilots...at least thats what they represented Goering and Schültz thought.
The group immediatly walked towards their crates, because the war can't wait!

HunterICX

[Task Force]

yay the stuff I missed out on... lol

(casue I joined after)

[Raptor1]

Beware! Revenge of the PZL is nigh!

[Oberon]

http://www.wwiivehicles.com/poland/aircraft/fighter/pzl-p-11/pzl-p-11-02.jpg

Fear it!

[XabbaRus]

You are being brave with a DCG campaign....

I might join Friday. Just haven't had the motivation to fly even offline...Also I am now behind a router that will be fun.

[Task Force]

I HATE WINDOWS VISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

During the first mission... it farking just closed the game... no cdt, no lockup, just made it dissapear.!!!

[Oberon]

Mental note, do not press Print Screen during flight.... :hmmm:

[Raptor1]

Mental note, shoot Oberon before he can speak about ramming stuff again

[HunterICX]

The encounterment with Doom itself ''P-11''

1st Sortie:

All went well but underway some clues about a secret Polish weapon where found. Both Task Force and Hans-Joachim where knocked out of the IL2 universe and where send back to Windows.

Meanwhile Priller managed to shoot down 3 P-11 thought it costed him some work and ammunition before they finally where brought down...you must know how to hit them.
Dr. Erich was discussing with Hans-Joachim speaking from the other universe about how it is possible that the P-11 was still flying when it was beeing heavily abushed by Erich's BF110. Hans-Joachim casted some sort of spell because as soon he said Ram it...Erich did. bringing down both aircraft.

2nd Sortie:

at the take off Task Force the impatient decided to go take off from the Taxi way...Priller shouted to Schültz that he should inform Freisler immediatly about this abusement of German Discipline. Freisler's brainwave of doom struck immediatly and Hans-Joachim crashed on take off?
Freisler later reported since Hans-Joachim was the Flight leader that he should have kept that young one from abusing German discipline.
Priller and Task Force took off and headed to the patrol grid to help Dr.Erich to take on the P-11
when arrived the job was mostly done by the BF110's and Erich managed to shoot down one and for some reason the aftereffect of Hans-Joachims ramming spell struck again as he rammed his 2nd P-11.
He survived and was allowed to claim that as his 2nd victory.
Priller got one P-11 too and Task Force managed to transfer Schültz to the Führer-bunker as his tower has been destroyed again, Der Führer will not be pleased.

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

THE PZLSKIS ARE COMING! THE PZLSKIS ARE COMING!

All run to your shelter!

[SgtPotato]

Oh the lolwaffles are back?! Sweet.

I will join there on Friday for sure.

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Wow, back to Poland huh. I thought you guys flew that campaign once apon a time?

[Raptor1]

Wow, back to Poland huh. I thought you guys flew that campaign once apon a time?

Yes, you are lucky you don't have to go through the PZL terror...again...

[Oberon]

Hey! I didn't take off up the taxi-way, that was Task Force :O: I was number one for take-off, but then pulled up too sharp and stalled :damn:

[HunterICX]

Hey! I didn't take off up the taxi-way, that was Task Force :O: I was number one for take-off, but then pulled up too sharp and stalled :damn:

Corrected the mistake :O:

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

I see the other campaign was too much Golfplatzed to be safed.
I'll see whether I'll be around on Friday. We have an airclub meeting just before our take off time.

Oh hell back to DCG.:damn:

Transfer!!!:rock:

[Raptor1]

Transfer!!!:rock:

No, no, we have erased transfers from existence, all is well now...

[HunterICX]

Oh hell back to DCG.:damn:

Transfer!!!:rock:

Tranfers missions are now disabled in the options of DCG :know:

HunterICX

[Task Force]

I love the no transfer option... lol

anywho... this campaign seems fun.:yep:

[Oberon]

I do have to wonder though, does the no transfer option include moving frontlines, because, knowing some of DCGs little quirks, we might find ourselves taking off behind enemy lines.... :hmmm:

[Task Force]

Me thinks it does... but knowing dcg...

[HunterICX]

I do have to wonder though, does the no transfer option include moving frontlines, because, knowing some of DCGs little quirks, we might find ourselves taking off behind enemy lines.... :hmmm:

Probally we suddently start on a different Airfield

HunterICX

[Fincuan]

On more than a few occasions we've bombed targets behind OUR lines, so what's the big deal in taking off from the enemy's side :D

[Oberon]

On more than a few occasions we've bombed targets behind OUR lines, so what's the big deal in taking off from the enemy's side :D

:hmmm:

Good point!

[Oberon]

Probably won't be there tonight, but will be back on Monday :salute:

[SgtPotato]

Hate to ask, what is DCG and does it related to IL-1946?

[Dowly]

Hate to ask, what is DCG and does it related to IL-1946?

DCG stands for Dynamic Campaign Generator and yes it's related to IL2. It's a program that gives you somewhat dynamic campaigns (well, atleast you get lot to choose from). You can get it from www.lowengrin.com when and if it ever comes back online. :doh:

[HunterICX]

Sortie 3 ''Find the Stuka's''

The orders of today where to babysit the Ju87's towards their target area, underway there where reports that the poles patrol the area in numbers.

The LoLWaffles took off and headed to find the stuka's, it would have worked if Priller wasn't so busy opening his can of beer in the cockpit of his 109, Galland had to correct Priller's dirrection...because he clearly was lost in the air.

After zigzagging over the line and no sight of the stuka's Adolf, Priller, Task Force, Gerhard headed towards the target area of the stuka in hopes they will find them there.
About halfway they spotted contacts on their 9 O'clock high, P-11's!!!
The LoLWaffles attacked, Priller had some of them on his 6 but the others managed to break them away from him soon after. Soon after the P-11's where shot down.
When they reached the target area they finally found the Stuka's, the rest of the 109 escorts and some more P-11's again a mid air brawl was underway. Task Force however rammed his P-11 and both where brought down.
The rest got throught it and headed back to base bearing the radio noise about how the Ju87's got butchered by 1 surviving P-11, Priller had to explain something to Goering when he was back to base.

The Air victories of that sortie where:
Priller - 2
Galland - 1
Gerhard - 2

Sortie 4 ''Shame on you Adolf Galland & Josef Priller''

Priller, Task Force and Galland took off from their base to again escort the Ju87's.
Again Priller managed to lose the Ju87's out of their sight and so they continued towards the target area following the waypoints....at a point thinking the stuka's where ahead of them doubt came to Priller discussed with Galland to make a 180º turn and fly back a bit to see where they are. But just at the point when Priller made his turn tracers where spotted 12 O'clock dead ahead.
The fight didn't last long and soon the P-11's where shot down,
when the Stuka's dropped their bombs everyone returned to base.
On the way back however when Priller and Galland where discussing some matters, Task Force reported 3 contacts following Priller and Galland while he was close enough to the contacts to identify them as P-11's.
Priller managed to ge one , Task Force lost his target and Galland....he rammed it?! Galland the smartass and proffesional of the German LoLWaffle RAMMED the P-11. radio silence fell as Priller and Task Force couldn't believe what just happend..but it was broken by Gallands frustrated yelling throught the radio he managed to salvage out of his 109...he was safe on the ground but the damage was done his pride shattered and he was very ashamed on himself.
Priller said he better not cry before Goering decides to hug him to cheer him up.
Priller touched the ground slowed down and was going to steer to the left to leave the runway and was about to say ''Das war ein gro...'' when cracking noise and Priller swearing was heard through the radio.
He managed to ram Schültz Opel Truck which caused Priller's 109 to lose both his wings and tail and engine set on fire...thougth the 109 was still standing on it's undercarriage, Priller managed to bail out in time before he was fried in his cockpit.

The Air victories of that sortie where:
Priller - 3
Task Force - 3
Galland - 1

HunterICX

[Sledgehammer427]

looks like you guys are fast becoming polish aces:up::har:

[Raptor1]

looks like you guys are fast becoming polish aces:up::har:

If we wasn't fighting indestructible P.11s, all of us (Well, maybe except me as I usually fly bombers) would already have been aces...

Oh, I heard Lowengrin was on vacation or some such thing, so his site probably won't be back for at least a few days.

[Task Force]

Well... were helping to make polish aces... with are stukas...

[Raptor1]

Well... were helping to make polish aces... with are stukas...

I was under the impression they burst into flames as soon as P.11s are sighted, so the Polish can't claim them as kills...

[Task Force]

well... lol we havent been there to watch. lol

[Kratos]

originally posted by Raptor1

Oh, I heard Lowengrin was on vacation or some such thing, so his site probably won't be back for at least a few days.

yea he's on vacation in Europe and he wont be back till the 11th Oct. He's left a link for the beta vers. 343 on JG1


http://forums.oesau.jg1.org/viewtopic.php?t=17467

[Oberon]

Won't be around tonight either chaps, sorry! Should be back Wednesday!

[SgtPotato]

Same here, still have classes from 2 to 8. :doh:

[Kratos]

I planned to have a sortie or two tonight, but unfortuanately things didn't work out too well, I'll try again maybe's Wed. or Frid. http://www.mission4today.com/images/smiles/fly.gif

[Oberon]

So, how much more of the Polish air force did you guys decimate after I left?

[HunterICX]

So, how much more of the Polish air force did you guys decimate after I left?

We decided to call it a night and will continue on Friday..if I'm correct the poland campaign is close to the end and then we'll end up in France.

just to give you the idea what the plans are so far -

Poland1939 - (In Progess)
Battle of France1940
Operation Barbarossa1941
Operation Typhoon1941
Stalingrad1942
Kursk or Prokhorovka 1943 (Same battle but different part of it)

and after that we shall see.

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Aaah, Peshkas from hell time again, eh? :hmmm:

[HunterICX]

Aaah, Peshkas from hell time again, eh? :hmmm:

No, Raptor misses the Gulag's Hospitality :03:

HunterICX

[Oberon]

No, Raptor misses the Gulag's Hospitality :03:

HunterICX

:har: Oh, yes, Uncle Joe must have his favourite cell ready. :up:

[Task Force]

Wonder if stalin will bring out his lag cannons...:o They have probably improved them since we last ment... lol

[Task Force]

Hmm... what do you have to do to get your own persional cell in the Gulag... maby I could go ahead and make a downpayment...:rotfl2:

[Kratos]

Wont be able to join tonight.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/Animation1-8.gif

[Oberon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Ende

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9560/09102009224025.jpg

[Task Force]

Lol... that was great, especialy overons plane

[Schroeder]

There was a polish train right next to our airfield.
Guess who killed himself trying to get it.....:dead:

[Oberon]

Polish Commando trains, eh?

Those sneaky bastards just keep coming up with new ways to kill us... :hmmm:

[SgtPotato]

They have their own ways to fire potatos at us.

[HunterICX]

I really really want to know what the hell happend that last sortie :doh:

it was really LoLwaffled!!!

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

I guess our Flak tried to take the train out and since Oleg's AI is about as sharp as the front side of a truck it shot our planes on the ground.
I still would like to know why my TrackIr didn't work in that mission though......I hate to crash because I have to take my hands of the joystick to look around with the mouse. :hmm2:

[HunterICX]

you didn't alt-tab or something?

HunterICX

[Dowly]

Alt+tab usually doesnt make the TIR to not work. I've had some occasions where the TIR has though the game is still running even if it isnt, so when you start the game the TIR doesnt start properly and it wont work. This can be solved by quitting & restarting TIR. Just check the lights in the TIR before you start the game, if the blue (or whatever the color is when TIR is in game mode) on is on, then you need to restart it.

[Schroeder]

I closed Il2 before and restarted it. Track IR was running all the time so it should have noticed that the game started again. Oh well, as long as it doesn't happen frequently....

[Dowly]

I closed Il2 before and restarted it. Track IR was running all the time so it should have noticed that the game started again. Oh well, as long as it doesn't happen frequently....

It's not that regular thing (well depends how much you use it of course). Anywho, just check the lights when you are about to start playing, the blue light should turn on after the game has started, if it's already lit, then it's stuck->restart.

[SgtPotato]

I got stalled at the end and went down to the earth. :dead:

[Task Force]

I... had a little flack accident... and kind of got my rudder and right engine shot off/damages... err... Once the right engine went our I couldnt fly stright and keep speed any more... so over some oleg trees... I had a bit of a accident...

but what happend to oberon...:rotfl2:

[Oberon]

I... had a little flack accident... and kind of got my rudder and right engine shot off/damages... err... Once the right engine went our I couldnt fly stright and keep speed any more... so over some oleg trees... I had a bit of a accident...

but what happend to oberon...:rotfl2:

Well, 'eres what happened:

I was lined up for take-off behind a 110 when Task Force reported he was being shot at. I saw some smoke up ahead but didn't think much of it, then suddenly my cockpit was shot up and my left engine trashed. Thinking we were under attack from the air, and not wanting to hold back Schroeder and the rest, I quickly throttled up, slammed left full rudder and got off the runway. Meanwhile Schroeder and the rest of the He-111s took off, or so I thought, as I taxied back onto the runway to take off, I caught a quick glimpse of another 111 approaching from the right and...BANG!!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1879/09102009224143.jpg

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/544/09102009225413.jpg

:hmmm:

PS: Oh yeah, and one of the funniest things was after the initial crash. Since I was dead I could switch to external, to find that my He-111 was still going on full throttle but with one engine and wing, slowly sliding across the runway. It only stopped when the port engine finally exploded and damaged the starboard one.

[Task Force]

Ill probably be up tonight... (then theres a possiability I wont...)

Feeling under the weather...:shifty:

[Oberon]

I won't be about tonight or Wednesday I'm afraid due to propaganda requirements. Will be back on Friday to dine in Paris :yeah:

[Task Force]

Naa, we will leave you on the eastern front.:O:

TF Status... Il fly tonight.:yep:

[Oberon]

Naa, we will leave you on the eastern front.:O:

TF Status... Il fly tonight.:yep:

That's ok, more of those Polish girls for me then...

What's that noise?

http://www.saskninjutsu.com/jom/images/stories/kunoichi08a.gif

Aw cra- :dead:

[SgtPotato]

When did the polish girls learn how to become ninjas?

[Schroeder]

Just after Dowly said something about liking boobs......:O:

[HunterICX]

When did the polish girls learn how to become ninjas?

Thats not a Ninja!

its a....

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/125/spytf2428x400.jpg

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Where are all of you traitors?
Potato?
Task Force?

Join now or Freisler will have your sorry butts!:nope:

[SgtPotato]

Oh I'm sorry, I'm in classes right now. On every monday and Wednesday. :damn: So, that mean I'm only available on every Friday.

[Raptor1]

Oh, I forgot, I won't be around much over the next month, because I will be in several communist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Republic_of_Poland), chocolaty flat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Belgium), cheesy flat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Republic) and surrendering revolutionary imperialist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_French_Empire) countries until early November.

[Task Force]

Where are all of you traitors?
Potato?
Task Force?

Join now or Freisler will have your sorry butts!:nope:

sorry fellas... had to go to the doctor... My mother decided it would be best to take me...

Will be on wensday tho.:up:

[Dowly]

I know everyone's thinking why he had to go see a doctor. Worry not, my SpyFerret 3000 caught the unfortunate event on camera.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40rKfJw4EVU

[SgtPotato]

That was quite disturbing, Dowly. :o

[Schroeder]

Oh, I forgot, I won't be around much over the next month, because I will be in several communist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Republic_of_Poland), chocolaty flat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Belgium), cheesy flat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Republic) and surrendering revolutionary imperialist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_French_Empire) countries until early November.
Ha! He makes a big circle around me. Obviously he is scared to face the greatest artist ever.:smug:

[Raptor1]

Ha! He makes a big circle around me. Obviously he is scared to face the greatest artist ever.:smug:

Nah, you're just not a threat to my claim as the greatest artist ever and therefore I have no need to face you

[Task Force]

Ha, atleast I know who is the real artist!

[Oberon]

Cheesy flat, eh?


Hmmmm...this should have the range... :hmmm:

http://toasthaiku.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/th-v2.jpg

[SgtPotato]

cheesy flat? Does it make of...




CHEESE?!

:o

[Oberon]

cheesy flat? Does it make of...




CHEESE?!

:o


:yep:

It is the land of the Cheese-heads, it was for this reason, and that of strategic bicycle supplies, that Germany invaded Holland in 1940.
Little known fact, that. :smug:

[Schroeder]

Will you stop spreading secret information!!!!:timeout:

[SgtPotato]

What? Do we expect the Gestapo to catch us and torturing us for the information about cheese? :stare:

It is like we will expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[Oberon]

It is like we will expect the Spanish Inquisition.

*Dramatic chord*

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

http://firebreathingchristian.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/monty-python-spanish-inquisition.jpg

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear...fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and P.11s...Our Three weapons are fear, surprise and P.11s...and Schultz...Our Four...no...Amongst our weapons...amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise...I'll come in again...

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

*Dramatic chord*

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

http://firebreathingchristian.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/monty-python-spanish-inquisition.jpg

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear...fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and P.11s...Our Three weapons are fear, surprise and P.11s...and Schultz...Our Four...no...Amongst our weapons...amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise...I'll come in again... You forgot the Polish suside train!

[HunterICX]

YES!

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6844/bmwr75.jpg

I passed the circuit trials exam!
now up to the street exam :rock:

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Everyone get off the roads now! Move to the nearest safety installation in your area and wait there until you're told that the danger is over.:dead:

[SgtPotato]

Everyone get off the roads now! Move to the nearest safety installation in your area and wait there until you're told that the danger is over.:dead:

Hunter is a bad driver? :o

[Oberon]

ALAAAAARM!!

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/06/nazi_bikers.jpg

[Task Force]

(runs to nearest bomb shelter!)

[HunterICX]

Lovely...I got killed by a Direct hit while parked on the airfield of a Bomb run by Blenheims

but really a DIRECT HIT!
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2616/directhit.jpg

HunterICX

[SgtPotato]

Talking about Bad Luck, Hunter! :o

[Schroeder]

I won't be there tonight, too tired.:yawn:

[HunterICX]

I won't be there tonight, too tired.:yawn:

FFFFfffffffffffffffffffreeeeeeeeiiislaaaaaaaaah!

HunterICX

[Task Force]

hmm... maby hunters cheese stash got to him...:hmmm:
http://de.img.seen.by/user/jarig-straatsma/img/h384/dutch-cheese.jpg

[Oberon]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/6864/16102009223946.jpg
Maverick Force and Hunter

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/2467/16102009224327.jpg
Tucked into a Hurricane, gave him one mixed burst, closed a bit, then gave him another, he broke apart mid-air and the last thing I saw was a nice big RAF roundel filling up my windscreen as his port wing smashed into my cockpit :damn:

[SgtPotato]

That's gotta hurt, Oberon! :har::har:

[Oberon]

Oh, by the way Hunter...

The Phantom of Olegs World

Beneath the aerodrome
I know it's there
It's with me in my plane
It's everywhere
And when my flight begins
I always find
The Phantom of Olegs World is there
Inside my drive

Play once again with me
Our strange planeset
My power over the AI
Grows stronger yet
You'll give your plane to me
For the AI is blind
The Phantom of Olegs World is now
Your Mastermind

Those who have read your code
Draw back in fear
I am the HD you share
I drive you to beer
Your AI and my drive
In one combined
The Phantom of Olegs World is there
Inside your drive

Play once again with me
Our strange planeset
My power over the AI
Grows stronger yet
You'll give your plane to me
For the AI is blind
The Phantom of Olegs World is now
Your Mastermind

[SgtPotato]

Nice song that you got, Oberon

[Oberon]

Or if you prefer

The Phantom of Olegs World (stage version)

In take-off it lagged to me
In flight it came
That code that speaks to me
And breaks my game
And do I restart again
For now I find
The Phantom of Olegs World is here
Inside my drive

Fly once again with me
Our strange planeset
My power over the AI
Grows stronger yet
And though you stall from me
Trying to glance behind
The Phantom of Olegs World is there
Inside your drive

Those who have read your code
Draw back in fear
I am the HD you share
I drive you to beer
Your AI and my drive
In one combined
The Phantom of Olegs World is there
Inside your drive

In all your plane sortees
You always knew
That aerodynamic mystery
It's all in you
And in this database
Where physics is blind
The Phantom of Olegs World is here
Inside your drive

Stall, my angel of 109s!
Staaaaallll!!


With profuse apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber...

[Task Force]

lol, the phantom of olegs world.:rotfl2:

[HunterICX]

:haha:Nice one Oberon :yeah:

HunterICX

[SgtPotato]

Someone got to start the band!

[Raptor1]

I have returned from the Eastern Front!...back to the bloody scorching heat...Though only for a few days

Looks like you people had a bit too much fun while I was gone, I say it's a conspiracy!

[HunterICX]

I have returned from the Eastern Front!...back to the bloody scorching heat...Though only for a few days

Looks like you people had a bit too much fun while I was gone, I say it's a conspiracy!


What?!

your abscense was a conspiracy against the Fatherland and Freisler is deciding what punishment shall suffice for this treachery!:stare:

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

I have orders from OKL!

*starts looking inside pockets*

Now where did I put them,,,

[SgtPotato]

I have orders from OKL!

*starts looking inside pockets*

Now where did I put them,,,

Did you forgot to pack it before you heading home from the vacation?

[Oberon]

I have orders from OKL!

*starts looking inside pockets*

Now where did I put them,,,

You didn't leave them in Belgium again, did you?

http://www.powerglidertaifun.de/Taifun_1940/Me108b.jpg

[SgtPotato]

can't show up today, got classes. :damn:

[Schroeder]

Oh, come on guys. What's wrong? We are three people here on the server.:-?

[Task Force]

Where are all you traitors... only 3 have shown up so far???:stare: lol

*and schroeder beat me to it...

[Raptor1]

Be there in a couple of minutes

[Task Force]

in a hail of gunfire!

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Well I'm not going to be joining for a while cause of work. But there is a good possiblity that I'll join you all next week friday(maybe).

[Task Force]

Rgr, I am pretty sure wele be out of france by then...:hmmm:

[Oberon]

In celebration of what's likely to be our last mission in France, Fatty held a feast and invited an old friend around:

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8699/obiebbq.jpg

[SgtPotato]

:har::har:

I tried to ram you, Oberon. Somehow, you took out my right wing and remain intact.






Until you shot my plane and burst in flame.

[Task Force]

Mission 2. (the not so eventful turnt HOLY S*** mission)

The lolwaffle squadron in there new F2s, were flying there patrol over the base... when we got the bright idea! go to there base...

after going to there base, and seeing nothing we decided to rtb... then all of a suddent SWOOSH!!! the roar of russian engines, soaring down on us...

all 4 of us had been jumped... un expectingly... and highly outnumbered by an armada of russian planes...

a giant dogfight started, us trying to engage while being engauged by the ruski migs and yacks (I think)... I started getting problems early... I was on a Migs 6, when anouther mig shot me, jamming my throttle wide open, and giveing my winsheild plenty of holes, which didnt kill me but made it hard as hell to do anything.

Eventualy hunter, and patato turnt into smokeing wrecks, and my engine being at 110% the entire fight was concerning me, knowing it could eventualy play out...

in the end the fight ended with me and a mig trying to be contained in the same space...

I guess schroeder got away...

I believe the lolwaffe have ment there match...

[SgtPotato]

Oh yes, we did, Task.

but I made a mistake for causing the flaps to jam, so I'm stuck flying with take-off flaps. :nope::damn:

[HunterICX]

@Oberon: :haha::yeah: (I saved a screenshot too of that event but before you shot him)

That was indeed a great way to start Operation Barbarossa.

I recall it was a long time that we got our butt handed like this by enemy aircraft :dead:

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9500/fw19010.jpg

''Well, you will be able to find my Fuselage including some parts of my rudder and tail around here, the right wing that was shot off by that Unterruski must be around this forest. I believe that at least one of my Undercarriage parts is lying around this Ruski farm, watch out for that old lady living there she has a frying pan and she isn't afraid to use it *rubs back of his head*''

HunterICX

[HunterICX]

And here's the screenshot where Potato LoLwaffled Oberon:D

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1209/lolyku.jpg

HunterICX

[Oberon]

:har:

Nice! :up:

Good to see we have some opposition now, hopefully I'll be able to get some kills now. :rock:

[Schroeder]

You will be able do get killed now.;)

I guess we fought about 12 Russian MiGs with 4 109 F2s. I shot down two of them but after realising that I was all alone after some time and that there were still plenty of them around I decided to run to fight another day. I really wonder why they didn't chase me... the MiG is about as fast as the 109F and with an AI pilot probably even faster.:hmmm:

[Task Force]

Maby they were laughing at what just happend, and didnt knotice...

yep... atleast the russkies are throwing some oppisition... lol

[SgtPotato]

ou will be able do get killed now.;)

I guess we fought about 12 Russian MiGs with 4 109 F2s. I shot down two of them but after realising that I was all alone after some time and that there were still plenty of them around I decided to run to fight another day. I really wonder why they didn't chase me... the MiG is about as fast as the 109F and with an AI pilot probably even faster.:hmmm:

That wasn't the MiGs we encountered, It was the P-39s, donated from United States.

[Task Force]

Looked aful miggy to me... had the green russian tracers from the two nose cannons... and its engine sounded like the one out of a mig.

[HunterICX]

That wasn't the MiGs we encountered, It was the P-39s, donated from United States.

Mig 3's

HunterICX

[SgtPotato]

I swear that I recognized the shape and it fire three guns, one prop gun and two nose guns. :hmmm:

[Raptor1]

The MiG-3 has 3 nose-mounted guns, but I can't see how you can mistake it for the (Much better looking IMO) P-39.

[Schroeder]

P39s for the win. It's the most beautiful aircraft of WWII.
I was chased by MiG 3s though. ;)

[Oberon]

Certainly got some lines, the P-39, hasn't it? :hmmm:

Dunno if I'd qualify it as the most beautiful, but still :up:

[Task Force]

yep the P 39 is a great looking place (just likes to stall, and flatspin and stuff)

Anyone else knotice jims ts not working...

[HunterICX]

Your an hour to early TF, Winter time changed the clock last weekend.

HunterICX

[Task Force]

Oah... d***...

forcurseive timechangeing stuff...

guess that means it is 5:00 till we change time...

[Task Force]

Where are youall... we need more that 3 people to slay the ruski air force.!

[Schroeder]

Hey guys, what's wrong? Still treating the hangover from the weekend? You don't think we can fight off the Russians with just three pilots, do you?:dead:

[Oberon]

Won't be on till Friday as usual I'm afraid :(

[SgtPotato]

Won't be here today and Wednesday because of classes. Will be there on friday.

[Task Force]

Well... we had are a**es handed to us again...

1 mission, hunter died in the begining... And schroeder and I were being hunter by countless planes with more comeing...

Soon I had gotten 5 of them, schroeder 4 and we were being chased to the frontlines... I dont know about schroeder but I counted over 8 enemy on my six, ripping me apart...

I lost my ability to turn, and couldnt see out of my wind sheild...

eventualy I had to ditch... so I emergency landed on a feild, and schroeder had a curcus at the base... the group chaseing me now was chaseing him!... He got down...

Mission 2

we went to attack some enemy planes... in the end... 3 went 0 came back...

Hunter first, then me... when I was trying for my 4 or 5th kill... and schroder gave in knowing his fate...

in the end, we were ****ed again...

youall will see what were dealing with friday... lol

3 planes V entire ruski airforce... set on what im guessing to be ace...

[SgtPotato]

Oh man, I feel sorry for you guys. If it wasn't for college, I will be there for you guys and I can't... :nope:

[Task Force]

lol, youd just get shot down... lol

[Schroeder]

You have to love the AI. I couldn't outrun a LaGG3 in a 109F....:timeout:
I think we definitely have to do something about balancing or we won't have much fun with this campaign.
In the first sortie Task Force and I shot down 9 enemy planes and were still surrounded by plenty more of them. Our own AIs got butchered since they were heavily outnumbered too. Like that I don't think we will ever get near Stalingrad.
On the other hand we can shorten the inevitable defeat and pull back to Berlin in mid 1942.:D

[HunterICX]

You have to love the AI. I couldn't outrun a LaGG3 in a 109F....:timeout:

here's something interesting
The LaGG-3 replaced the LaGG-1 immediately. The result was still not good enough although it came close to its rival Bf-109F in performance and was superior in maneuverability. so it did got close but the most of the production quality of the lagg-3 was horrible and pilots complained a lot about the lagg-3
IL2 doesn't model the production quality, but still the AI no matter what aircraft cheats on you.

I think we definitely have to do something about balancing or we won't have much fun with this campaign.

numbers are not the problem, I suspect most of the AI enemies we fought where on the skill level of ACE which makes them über and just not right.
that there are some ACE's skilled AI's OK...but not a whole wing of them.
I will check if I can lower the Russian AI in the squadron panel to the levels of some Average and some Veterans...while our airforce will all contain Veteran AI.

In the first sortie Task Force and I shot down 9 enemy planes and were still surrounded by plenty more of them. Our own AIs got butchered since they were heavily outnumbered too. Like that I don't think we will ever get near Stalingrad.On the other hand we can shorten the inevitable defeat and pull back to Berlin in mid 1942.:D

I was wondering too what year it was, it felt like we where on the retreat before the Invasion even began :DL

HunterICX

[Task Force]

So im not a s*** pilot... lol, I think we did well in the situation we were in... almost 20 russians on ace, v 2 lolwaffles in the end...:yep:

[Schroeder]

I don't think they were on Ace. Veteran maybe but their gunnery wasn't good enough for ace. When I tried to run away they usually kept missing me.

[Task Force]

well veteran is still not a easy enemy... and when your outnumbered 1/6 or 1/8

[Oberon]

Guys...I think I found your problem...

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8577/27102009221107.jpg

"Vhere iz Sara Von Connor?"

[SgtPotato]

"You're 43 years early away!"

Terminators supporting Communism, we're ****ed. :o

[Task Force]

Guys...I think I found your problem...

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8577/27102009221107.jpg

"Vhere iz Sara Von Connor?"

hmm... they must have forgotten to put the fake human skin on those... the ones I was with had there fake human skin...:hmmm:

and I think I found your problem... your engine was off... LOL

[HunterICX]

I don't think they were on Ace. Veteran maybe but their gunnery wasn't good enough for ace. When I tried to run away they usually kept missing me.

Well I had 3 times in a row the honor of ACE gunnery on my aircraft
1 pass while I dive away jammed either my machine guns damaged and mostly one of my wings.
and I dove away almost blacking out and he still got a good shot at me

what I will do is make these I-153's and I-16's to be average or even rookie because those aircraft where no match for the BF109.

and keep the others LaGG's and Migs on the level of Veteran.
we'll see how that goes.

and really...for the umpft..time we have to do something about our tactics

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

O.K.
How about this:

We build Rotten (two planes, leader and wingman) if we have enough people.
The wingman follows the leader and is acting as some sort of shield for him. Enemies will either engage the wingman or will be in front of the wingman's guns once they try to attack the leader.

Roles can be reversed throughout dogfights. If a Rotte should break up the wingman should try to find a new leader or engage the enemy depending on the situation.

The problems with that is that:
1. It is difficult to follow someone close enough through a dogfight to engage an enemy who is trying to sneak up on the leader.
2. Loss of roughly 50% of fire power throughout the dogfight (only one plane is attacking at a time)
3. It's difficult to maintain a Rotte if you get swarmed by dozens of enemies.

But we could give it a try.

Second we might try to fly higher. The 109 has had an altitude performance advantage over most Soviet planes though I don't know how accurately that is implemented into Oleg's AI planes (probably not at all...).

Whether this will be practical remains to be seen. I already have a hard time to stay in something that might be called a very loose formation while scanning the air for contacts. Following someone in a fight and having a look at one's six from time to time is even harder.

[Schroeder]

No reply translates into Kiss My A**.;)

[HunterICX]

No reply translates into Kiss My A**.;)

Or we discuss this on teamspeak as I rather have a live conversation about this and its easier to work out the smaller details

:O:

YOU IMPATIENT GERMAN!

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Das war der große Augenblick der deutschen Luftwaffe Hahahahah.:damn:

[Oberon]

http://www.ctie.monash.edu.au/hargrave/images/h99122_350.jpg ?

[Task Force]

Sorry I had to go... It is about 6:40 here when we were about to do mission 2...

cant believe those il2s followed me all the way to base...

[SgtPotato]

Man, Rape time?

http://mangospoon.com/tmp/RapeTime.jpg

Sound like The Pyramid Head just joined the Soviet Air Force! :o

[HunterICX]

http://www.ctie.monash.edu.au/hargrave/images/h99122_350.jpg ?

this...
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2594/me190i.jpg

but I hopefully have solved our issue, I've beeing modifying some AI skill properties in DCG.

HunterICX

[SgtPotato]

Did the time change? Do I have to show up at 5?

[Task Force]

Did the time change? Do I have to show up at 5?

they have daylight saveings time a week earlyer over there, join at 5...

[Oberon]

w00t :rock:

3 IL-2s and 1 MiG :rock:

Chased after what I thought was a 109 which I was going to shoot at for the sake of shooting at something after everyone else had killed something, and then found myself shooting at a MiG rather than a 109. :rock:
Saw the Peshkas, but lost them in the sun, heard them go past but just could not see them.
Everyone else crash landed and then me, Spud and some AI bumped into IL-2s hunting our circling bombers near our airbase, Spud ran out of ammo so it was left to me with plenty of ammo to prosecute the IL2s, which I did. They were on sleep mode, no rear gunner problems, quick bursts into their underside and down they went. :salute:

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

I got an I-153 and a Mig-3. Tryed to get into the second sortie but the mods are causing a problem. Well it was good to fly with you guys again, see you when ever next time is.:salute:

[SgtPotato]

I got 5 kills, 3 fighters (2 Mig-3 and one bi-plane something) and 2 bombers.

The last one died and I received a kill after I crash landed at the base.

[Task Force]

LOL!!! (I got 7 planes hunter all 6 fighter 1 bomber.)

I will say that was alot of fun! 2 flight was funny... patato learnt why no one stays in the nose gunner position...:rotfl2:

and take care RM, enjoyed flying with ya! Try to go to the dintest more often... lol

[SgtPotato]

I haven't drop the bar of soap yet, task.

[Task Force]

lol... yep.. but did you drop the gun...:rotfl2:

be careful krotos will get you! LOL

[Oberon]

Yeah, was good flying with you again RM :salute:

[SgtPotato]

Oberon finally got his kills. :up:

[Oberon]

Yes, and you do not know how much of a relief it is to have actually shot something down instead of watching everyone else shoot the AI down. Hopefully now we have more targets I will get some more kills :D

Hopefully!

By the way Spud, that bi-plane thing is an I-153, I thought I saw a couple in our first dogfight but wound up following the MiGs.

http://www.buybigprints.com/_content/images/Polikarpov-I-153.jpg

It may look outdated and obsolete, but put it in the hands of someone who knows what they're doing, and it's bloody deadly. :damn:

[HunterICX]

It may look outdated and obsolete, but put it in the hands of someone who knows what they're doing, and it's bloody deadly. :damn:

ha, how many people haven't I pissed of with the I-153 P :D

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

Oh yes, the P model. Thank god we didn't encounter that so far. Extremely manoeuvrable (like all I 153s) and four 20mm "kick your fascist a**" cannons.:dead:

[Task Force]

HA, if that thing shoots me down it deserves it...:rotfl2:(wait... oah s*** I remember that plane.:o)

[Oberon]

I think we've ALL been shot down by that thing. Particularly if Hunter happens to be flying it at the time... :damn:

[Task Force]

HA!!! Hunter has never shot me down! (I dont remember his V mask on my arse!)

[SgtPotato]

I remembered Hunter showed us his video that he got shot down with his I-135P. amirite?

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

I' give the Ruskies props on the I-153 its a deadly biwinged beast and yet its no match for the Brewster Buffalo!! So Finnish pilots would swear by them as being better than the Russian planes(The Buffalo is one of the better planes in an unmodded offline campain that the Finns get next to the Hurri:yeah:.)

[Task Force]

Well... Hunter and schroeder had alittle "fun" in ther HE 111. And I took a fighter... most of my wing killed thereselfs early on... only one of my wingmen decided they wernt gonna crash into the ground...
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4598/il2fb2009110217240092.jpg
The JU88 standin...
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8520/il2fb2009110217304945.jpg
He He time for alittle suprise...
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5723/il2fb2009110217305415.jpg
HELLO!!! (hunter got a suprise looking down...:rotfl2:)
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3615/il2fb2009110217374361.jpg
eventualy the fight started, my wingman got killed early, and I was all alone... with about 13 russians...:o But eventualy I got one...
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1302/il2fb2009110217393359.jpg
He was doomed!
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4214/il2fb2009110217394491.jpg
OAH S***!!! This was just abit or my problem...
eventualy the fight was too much... and I couldnt fly level with no ruski getting on me... I lasted for almost the entire flight... but in the end my elevators gave up on me and we crashed...:shifty::wah:

I got 3 or 4 ruskis out of it all, just too much to be defensive and attack at one time...

hunter and schroder made it back... schroder fine... but hunter... aaahhh, not so much... (he droped the soap... schroeder partice flying with his feet...)

[SgtPotato]

Did you preform the Cobra Maneuver, Task?



















Oh wait, the BF-109 have no thrust vectoring ability. You can't own the skies.

[HunterICX]

The flight with Schroeder wasn't so bad, apart that I had to look at my own Six from time to time to make sure he has his hands on the flight controls. :D

HunterICX

[Schroeder]

The only bad part about the flight was that I live in a 3rd world country.
Just before take off my ISP quit on me (why, oh why did I mention earlier that it hadn't done that for three months in a row???:damn:) so we had to abort and restart. The flight itself went perfectly. I found targets, my aim was good and right the second before the release.....the lights flickered for the 10th of a second and IL2 froze....power spike....:damn:. Il2 finally recovered about 20 seconds later but the lag caused the bombs to go straight to Moscow instead of dropping on the target.:damn: We got some minor flak damage on our way back but were not harassed by fighters (good job TF:up:). Let's hope the changes in DCG will make this campaign enjoyable. Right now it's like being on a Typ II U-Boat in 1945 in the channel with GWX installed.:dead:

[Task Force]

Yep... lol I was a good distraction...:rotfl2:

I think goring was looking for ways to kill me... and he figured... give me the "emotional" squadrond that kills there selfs before they got in formation... (amasingly 1 LIVED!!!!)

[Oberon]

So, our plan to return to the Gulag did not work entirely well. :hmmm:

[SgtPotato]

Yea, not very well.

Did hunter decided to end the lolwaffles? I noticed this thread isn't sticky anymore

[Raptor1]

What happened?

Now that I think about it, I haven't flown since we got to Russia...

[HunterICX]

Yes it was my plan to leave the luftwaffe in DCG and move to the USSR due the fact that we've played the Luftwaffe till it really comes to its point of flying in a 109 and 190 is ''been there, done that'' but I can undesterand that some of you disagree if you do let it be heared.

Since we ran out of decent campaigns to play as the USA or RAF and DCG if you ask me has nothing really to offer for the Western Allied and does more for the east I thouhgt it was nice to change.

I'm still working on how to fine tune the AI in the DCG, but remember we are playing as the USSR in 1941 so we supposed to get our butts kicked, I try to tune it that it isn't at a insane level but still we would have to work hard in the early Russian aircraft.

This swap is for me the last effort in IL2 online play, the game is really showing its age and for me the only thing that keeps me hosting is you guys so I really want to make it work for all of us.

I will restart the campaign on monday, I will try to tune it the best I can in DCG to make it work better and perhaps I don't know if there is anything better then the current AI mod we use but if there is I will check it out.

Now If you have any suggestions or things to say, well please do

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

We should also use the new version of DCG if we aren't already.

[HunterICX]

We should also use the new version of DCG if we aren't already.

Running the latest

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Tell you what, if you put some Hurricanes on the Russkie side, then that'll make it easier for me to fly Soviet :up:

[SgtPotato]

Tell you what, if you put some Hurricanes on the Russkie side, then that'll make it easier for me to fly Soviet :up:

or the P-39!

Anyway, I agreed with Oberon. :yeah:

[Task Force]

Question is, did the USSR have the P 39 (aka stallbucked 3000) or the hurricane...:hmmm:

I dont think they got these till later (well at least the P 39 till later.)

[Raptor1]

Question is, did the USSR have the P 39 (aka stallbucked 3000) or the hurricane...:hmmm:

I dont think they got these till later (well at least the P 39 till later.)

I think they got both from Britain in 1941.

[Task Force]

yea, because I dont think they got the P 39 till later in the war.:yep:

I myself dont mind the chance, and the chance to fly something other than a 109...

[HunterICX]

Done, I'll replace the I-16 for the Hurricane.

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Done, I'll replace the I-16 for the Hurricane.

HunterICX

Don't replace all of them

[HunterICX]

or I could try adding a squadron..see if that works

HunterICX

[Oberon]

Ta Hunter, it helps to have an aircraft I know how to fly. Familiarity helps and I don't fly offline that much (not with the damn OlegCyborgAI [TM]) so aircraft I do fly frequently are easier to handle than those I don't. Hence my stall in the...erm...whatever it was I was flying yesterday, LaGG, was it? Although it doesn't help that I'm a ****e pilot ;)

[Task Force]

Yer not bad at flying... just the important art of landing.:yep:

[Raptor1]

Yer not bad at flying... just the important art of landing.:yep:

*cough*

Totally overrated art of landing...

[Task Force]

lol, well, in the lolwaffles/gulag waffles landing comes somewhere around 3rd in line...:rotfl2:

[Valantine]

Well, if any of the lolwaffles are looking for a bit more of a dedicated 109 or 110 experience, Id like to invite you to drop by JG53 - I'm sure you know where to find us by now ;)

I'd also like to add that I'd be happy to pass along all the missions I have from JG53, theres a huge range there although all would be flying 109s unless you done a tiny bit of editting by removing the AI line in formations of the .mis file ( a quick 2min job in notepad)

Equally I'd be more than happy to help you get a decent DCG campaign going - its how JG53 started flying so I got quite used to adding and editting squadrons, pilot skill etc.

We have flown over:
Normandy late 41/early 42 (not sure how many of these from 41 I have after my hard drive crash - equally all before Normandy has been lost)
Crimea - 07/42
Stalingrad - 09/42
Afrika (online map) - 01/43
(All before this point = clean 4.08, all after 4.09b1m Modded)
Afrika (New Mod Map) - 04/43
Sicily - 06/43
Smolensk - 08/43
Leningrad - 10/43

Equally I'd be happy to make the JG53 mod pack available to the subsimmers (currently on 1.2 with 1.3 a WIP that should be released this side of Christmas - 1.2 is based on AAA but is slimmed down and balanced, 1.3 is based on the HSFX styled packaging found in U1.8 with a whole range of new stuff)

Either way I wish the Lolwaffles well! :yeah:
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[Schroeder]

Thanks, sounds good. I'm sure we will discuss that offer.
The problem is that we all got a bit tired of the German planes (well at least those philistines that are crying for Hurricanes...:O:). So I guess we will try something new now.

[Oberon]

:O: I'm only crying for Hurris because Soviet aircraft scare me...well, aside from the cropduster, that thing rocks :rock:

But no, I like the 109 and 110, although I can't dogfight with the 110 for love nor money but it makes a lovely ground attack aircraft :yeah: The 109 though, I know its behaviour, I know what I can do and what I can't do with it, which is I think why I struggle with some other aircraft like the 190, I don't know it so well and if I try to treat it like a 109 it bites my head off. Also, my dogfight behaviour tends to take place at low altitude (after spiralling down from high altitude) so I need something which is stable at that altitude and won't suddenly stall and snap roll me into a mountain. Having flown the 109 for ages, I'm comfortable with it and its behaviour, hence my defection during Fridays second mission (before Hunter was sniped) back to the Luftwaffe and the 109. :up:

[Valantine]

Thanks, sounds good. I'm sure we will discuss that offer.
The problem is that we all got a bit tired of the German planes (well at least those philistines that are crying for Hurricanes...:O:). So I guess we will try something new now.

I know that all the ones against Britain has Hurricanes on offer, If I remember correctly there were also some Hurricanes over the Crimea - but in general there is always quite a mix of aircraft in JG53 campaigns and all it would take is a quick go through of the missions to take out the AI 1 line for the units.

By the way, the ones since we moved to mods have pretty much all been handmaded rather than generated with DCG and then tweaked as before - so there is a bit more variation including special one off missions like delivering a captured aircraft to a certain airfield / protecting a general's transport etc.
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