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Jimbuna
09-29-09, 03:54 PM
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."


At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."


Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry."


"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm **********ing starving!"
Biggles
09-30-09, 10:02 AM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better:D
Dowly
09-30-09, 10:22 AM
I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet.

You're doing it wrong. :yep:
antikristuseke
09-30-09, 11:10 AM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better:D

Yes it will, but as with everything hyped, it will never be as good as the hype. Also most people doing the hyping probably haven't gotten past masturbation.
Shearwater
09-30-09, 02:32 PM
Are you kidding? Sex is AWESOME!!





EDIT: Wait a second ... :shifty:
antikristuseke
09-30-09, 03:17 PM
Awesome yes, but still overhyped, especialy the importance of losing ones virginity.
martes86
09-30-09, 03:36 PM
:har: :har: :har: :har: :har:
MothBalls
09-30-09, 10:51 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better:D

It's actually much better when you're not alone.
Reece
10-01-09, 12:51 AM
It's actually much better when you're not alone.Yes and atleast avoid looking in the mirror!!:yep:
Edit: In your birthday suit!!:haha:
Dowly
10-01-09, 06:39 AM
It's actually much better when you're not alone.

Or sticking it to the pooper. :D
SteamWake
10-01-09, 08:11 AM
Wow this thread went to hell in a handbasket. :|\\
antikristuseke
10-01-09, 08:27 AM
Speaking of hands, why exactly is there a smoking smiley at the end of your post?:D
SteamWake
10-01-09, 08:40 AM
Speaking of hands, why exactly is there a smoking smiley at the end of your post?:D

Cause I'm cool ;)
Dowly
10-01-09, 08:56 AM
Cause I'm cool ;)

Smoking just to be cool aint cool, ok? :O:
antikristuseke
10-01-09, 09:02 AM
Cause I'm cool ;)

Is that a euphemism?
SteamWake
10-01-09, 09:05 AM
Yea sort of, where the hell is this global warming I keep hearing about. Its downright chilly here :haha:
AVGWarhawk
10-01-09, 09:07 AM
Yea sort of, where the hell is this global warming I keep hearing about. Its downright chilly here :haha:

IT IS ABOUT CLIMATE NOT YOU LOCAL WEATHER....I though you understood that? Lord knows that has been drilled into my head. :doh::O:
Biggles
10-01-09, 09:47 AM
It's actually much better when you're not alone.

I wasn't alone, believe it or not:doh:
antikristuseke
10-01-09, 09:50 AM
Someone was watching you going at it?:D
Jimbuna
10-01-09, 09:57 AM
I wasn't alone, believe it or not:doh:

Pictures...or it didn't happen :smug:
HunterICX
10-01-09, 10:19 AM
Pictures...or it didn't happen :smug:

Of biggles doing it? Ow F--- NO!!!:dead:
You sick man!

HunterICX
AVGWarhawk
10-01-09, 10:24 AM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better:D

Do blow up dolls qualify for first time having sex?
Morts
10-01-09, 10:24 AM
Of biggles doing it? Ow F--- NO!!!:dead:
You sick man!

HunterICX
i guess you'd rather have picture of dowly going at it :rotfl2:
AVGWarhawk
10-01-09, 10:27 AM
i guess you'd rather have picture of dowly going at it :rotfl2:

Muskrat love...........
AVGWarhawk
10-01-09, 10:30 AM
Here is Dowly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHxrV18bcUk
Biggles
10-01-09, 10:42 AM
Of biggles doing it? Ow F--- NO!!!:dead:
You sick man!

HunterICX

What he said :dead:

And the only one watching me was the gal on top of me:03:
Jimbuna
10-01-09, 11:19 AM
I bet you were glad she was blind then :DL

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/03/MASK%20PIC%202.jpg
Jimbuna
10-01-09, 11:21 AM
Here is Dowly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHxrV18bcUk

I reckon he was the one doing the squealing :DL

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9026/littleferret.gif (http://img70.imageshack.us/i/littleferret.gif/)
AVGWarhawk
10-01-09, 11:47 AM
What gave it away? The thong?
Jimbuna
10-01-09, 11:52 AM
What gave it away? The thong?

ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

Could also have been the bed of knickers in the bath....something he is known to be extremely fond of. :DL


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/watchoutpennytheferretsinyourdrawer.gif
AVGWarhawk
10-01-09, 11:54 AM
I will send Dowly a pair.

http://images5.cafepress.com/nocache/product/12208005v2147483647_240x240_Front.jpg
antikristuseke
10-01-09, 05:25 PM
DON'T!
He will probably put them on and take pictures!:dead:
Reece
10-01-09, 08:24 PM
Where's that pewk smiley when you need it!!:doh::dead:
Jimbuna
10-03-09, 09:00 AM
Where's that pewk smiley when you need it!!:doh::dead:


http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4341/roflpukecc9oe0.gif

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/3960/animsmileybarfha4.gif
Shearwater
10-03-09, 10:40 AM
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4341/roflpukecc9oe0.gifhttp://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4341/roflpukecc9oe0.gifhttp://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4341/roflpukecc9oe0.gifhttp://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4341/roflpukecc9oe0.gif
Gotta love that one :up:
Platapus
10-03-09, 12:15 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better:D

Ask her to shave than you won't have to be concerned about the fuzz.

As for sex, Let me tell you about the worst sex I ever had. It was terrific!
Biggles
10-03-09, 12:46 PM
As for sex, Let me tell you about the worst sex I ever had. It was terrific!


Cheeky bugger:haha:
Task Force
10-03-09, 04:00 PM
HA! HA! HA!... HA!... :rotfl2: HA...

lol...

This thread has got some strange s*** in it.:rotfl2:
Jimbuna
10-04-09, 09:23 AM
The only thing you can absolutely trust these days is the five fingered widow :03:
GoldenRivet
10-04-09, 05:43 PM
The only thing you can absolutely trust these days is the five fingered widow :03:

LMAO :haha:
Sledgehammer427
10-04-09, 05:49 PM
good ole Palmlina Handerson:rotfl2:
FIREWALL
10-04-09, 06:01 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better:D


I guess your butt really hurts right now. :har:

Just j\king. I think it was Jimbuna that told that stoopid joke. :DL
Jimbuna
10-05-09, 08:29 AM
If God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter.

Maybe that's why the T-rex was always so angry. :hmmm:
AVGWarhawk
10-05-09, 08:46 AM
If God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter.

Maybe that's why the T-rex was always so angry. :hmmm:


Jim.. do you really sit around and think about this sh!t? :har:
Reece
10-05-09, 09:11 AM
Jim.. do you really sit around and think about this sh!t? :har:
Not much else for us old farts to think about nowadays, eh Jim!!:03:
Jimbuna
10-05-09, 01:56 PM
Jim.. do you really sit around and think about this sh!t? :har:

Not much else for us old farts to think about nowadays, eh Jim!!:03:

LMAO x2 :DL