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AVGWarhawk
09-10-09, 07:56 AM
The Navy Chief .....







The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"



"John," the new seaman replied.



"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp nowadays, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?"



"Aye, Aye Chief!"



"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"



The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."



"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ....."
August
09-10-09, 08:30 AM
Can't read. White text on white background. :cry:
AVGWarhawk
09-10-09, 08:32 AM
Good now August? Sometimes copy and paste messes with colors. Also, what color you have the forum set up on. I use the brown background. Smartdark. If you are not aware you can change the color of the forums. In the lower left hand corner there is a drop down list of colors to select.
antikristuseke
09-10-09, 08:53 AM
Hello darling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5n6zK3J8yM
August
09-10-09, 10:39 AM
Good now August? Sometimes copy and paste messes with colors. Also, what color you have the forum set up on. I use the brown background. Smartdark. If you are not aware you can change the color of the forums. In the lower left hand corner there is a drop down list of colors to select.


Yeah they're called Forum Skins and it's in in your options section of the user CP. I use "Hazlazblue" because the Smartdark was just too depressing.

Red seems to work pretty well though.
AVGWarhawk
09-10-09, 10:50 AM
The blue is to bright for me. Certainly a case of to each their own! :up:
August
09-10-09, 10:59 AM
The blue is to bright for me. Certainly a case of to each their own! :up:

Thanks for changing the post though.
Jimbuna
09-10-09, 11:19 AM
hello Darling

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4726/hirsch07pr7.gif
mcf1
09-10-09, 11:22 AM
:har::har::har:
Nice one :rotfl:
FIREWALL
09-10-09, 11:26 AM
The Army version is... Sweethart. :DL