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Dowly
09-08-09, 06:55 PM
Just read the austria thread and something that Skybird said (the rock thing) got me thinking.

Let's say, I'm standing on the Finnish-Russian border and I see a russian borderguard walking by. Propably taken a few beers, I get the amazing idea of picking a rock and throwing it at him.

So, my question is; What could the borderguard do in that situation? :hmmm:
Shearwater
09-08-09, 06:59 PM
Firing a Russian round into Finnish territory, assuming he's only slightly less pissed than you? :hmmm:
Onkel Neal
09-08-09, 08:31 PM
Shoot you and laugh?
Rilder
09-08-09, 08:40 PM
Well its almost autumn, sounds like the perfect time for Russia to invade Finland. :up:
MothBalls
09-08-09, 08:46 PM
Call your mum?
NeonSamurai
09-08-09, 08:57 PM
Put a couple of rounds in you then drag your dead butt onto Russian soil and claim you were trying to escape. :DL
Letum
09-08-09, 09:22 PM
Chuck rocks back.


/ed:
Or capture you, imprison you and tell you what
kind of poetic justice he is going to dish out
when you fall asleep with your mouth open.
Then watch you try to stay awake for a month
or two.
MothBalls
09-08-09, 11:44 PM
Dowly,

I'll give you $20 USD if you post a video of yourself nailing a Russian border guard with a rock. I'll make it $50 if you hit him in the head, $100 if you hit him in the nuts.

In the vid you have to hold up a sign that says "Mothballs made me do it"
Letum
09-08-09, 11:51 PM
Dowly,

I'll give you $20 USD if you post a video of yourself nailing a Russian border guard with a rock. I'll make it $50 if you hit him in the head, $100 if you hit him in the nuts.

In the vid you have to hold up a sign that says "Mothballs made me do it"

I will double this offer.
Dowly
09-08-09, 11:57 PM
No no no!

I mean what can he do as a borderguard and not break any international laws etc.
Letum
09-09-09, 12:58 AM
And we are all telling you that it's more about what he would do, rather
than what he can do. What he can do is irrelevant.
FIREWALL
09-09-09, 12:59 AM
No no no!

I mean what can he do as a borderguard and not break any international laws etc.

What law has he broken if there aren't any witnesses and, you have a hole in your knoggin and he walks awat fast ? :haha:
MothBalls
09-09-09, 02:21 AM
It would probably sound like this in his report;

"I was guarding the border and I saw a rock heading towards me. I quickly fired a shot at the rock and unfortunately I missed. My bullet continued on to the other side of the border and hit a ferret in the nuts."
Raptor1
09-09-09, 11:14 AM
This problem of illegal alien rocks trying to cross the border is getting out of hand...
FIREWALL
09-09-09, 11:22 AM
What I want to know is ?

How come that Russian soldier got such a crappy duty post. :haha:
Thomen
09-09-09, 11:23 AM
What I want to know is ?

How come that Russian soldier got such a crappy duty post. :haha:

Still beats Siberia, imo. :D
FIREWALL
09-09-09, 12:03 PM
Still beats Siberia, imo. :D

But it's like guarding sand in the middle of the desert. :har:
AVGWarhawk
09-09-09, 12:07 PM
Shoot you and laugh?

I vote this to be his reaction. :yep:
antikristuseke
09-09-09, 01:17 PM
He will probably just shoot you and the report he will write after will say "All quiet on the western front"
AVGWarhawk
09-09-09, 01:19 PM
He will probably just shoot you and the report he will write after will say "All quiet on the western front"

:har:

Nah, he will report that when suspect A (Dowly) tossed the rock he inadventantly slipped and fell on an AK-47 round.
antikristuseke
09-09-09, 01:24 PM
You know, that was my first thought. you must be stalking me, you pervert.
OneToughHerring
09-09-09, 01:52 PM
Seriously I wouldn't go messing with Russian border guards. It at least used to be so that Finnish border guards weren't allowed to go around with loaded weapons. Russians border guards always had live ammo and loaded weapons. They have this thing they do when Finnish truckers give them trouble, refuse to show what is in their truck or something, they chamber a round (pull back on the loading lever of the AK). That usually is enough to get the trucker co-operating. :)
Sailor Steve
09-09-09, 03:06 PM
It would probably sound like this in his report;

"I was guarding the border and I saw a rock heading towards me. I quickly fired a shot at the rock and unfortunately I missed. My bullet continued on to the other side of the border and hit a ferret in the nuts."
OW! A fate worse than death!:cry:
antikristuseke
09-09-09, 03:44 PM
Well, if the hydraulics are still operational it should not take too long to forget the lack of leaky reservoires.