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[Jimbuna]

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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald..

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate"

[AVGWarhawk]

Good one!

[Dowly]

Didnt get it. :-?

[Jimbuna]

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya :haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya :haha:

:har:

[GoldenRivet]

Didnt get it. :-?

you see... the lady said "you want me to put them on your bill?"

she meant the hotel bill

however since he is a duck, he has a bill.... like a duck bill

if she put the condoms on his bill he would "thuffocate." (donald duck speak for suffocate)

:88)

[FIREWALL]

:haha: Even Walt would have got this one. :up: :haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

Forget it GR. When you have to explain it the joke is lost.

[Safe-Keeper]

Usually I hate it when jokes have to be explained, but this time it's appreciated. I thought the word "beak" sufficed, didn't know there was also "bill" :) .

[kranz]

dunno about Oxford but Longman gives bill as a beak as the 8th meaning so..u need to be native to get it. I didn;t know that bill=beak as well as Dowly but some ppl pronounce th like s so i finally got it.

[Jimbuna]

Try this one::DL

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=155970

[antikristuseke]

dunno about Oxford but Longman gives bill as a beak as the 8th meaning so..u need to be native to get it. I didn;t know that bill=beak as well as Dowly but some ppl pronounce th like s so i finally got it.

No, you just need to know the language very well, but not be a native speaker. I understood it right away, thought it was incredibly lame and continued to scratch my left nut.

[AVGWarhawk]

Forget it Jim. Just ask for the thread to be locked. All is lost here. :shifty: Bill, beak, whatever. Hell, next they will be telling us it is not breeding season for the common cartoon character duck. :shifty:

[antikristuseke]

I'll try to save it with a little something from Franky Boyle:

Watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy made me think that if I got gay friends they would give me fashion tips and help me shop, but actualy they *******ed me.

[Jimbuna]

Forget it Jim. Just ask for the thread to be locked. All is lost here. :shifty: Bill, beak, whatever. Hell, next they will be telling us it is not breeding season for the common cartoon character duck. :shifty:

I suppose it's simply a case of.....to each their own :03:

[longam]

so this hotel gives them away for free? :O:

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:

Of course I keep hearing Donald's crazy voice saying those lines.

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[SteamWake]

Forget it Jim. Just ask for the thread to be locked. All is lost here. :shifty: Bill, beak, whatever. Hell, next they will be telling us it is not breeding season for the common cartoon character duck. :shifty:

You know its not breeding season for cartoonious duckus...

thats just perposterious.

[geetrue]

Why would a duck want to take anything from a box under the hotel lobby counter is beyond any reasonable understanding to me ...:salute:

Plus why would a duck want to **ck Daisy?

She must of done it so many times her tail feathers are missing :o

[antikristuseke]

That is a mental image I did not need.

[SteamWake]

Why would a duck want to take anything from a box under the hotel lobby counter is beyond any reasonable understanding to me ...:salute:


LOL why does this remind me of the scene in star treck where Spock and Kirk were kicked off the Bus and Spock queries "What does this mean exact change" :rotfl:

[Platapus]

Mickey Mouse was suing Minnie Mouse for a divorce.

The judge said "Mickey, I am afraid I can not grant you the divorce based on your claim that Minnie is insane."

Mickey Mouse replied "Your honour, I did not say that Minnie was insane, I said she was F&cking Goofy!"

<rimshot>

[Dowly]

Forget it GR. When you have to explain it the joke is lost.

I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry that english isnt my native language. Instead, I speak a language where one word does not mean 12 different things.

[nikimcbee]

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya :haha:
:har::har::har:
PoorDowly:haha:

[nikimcbee]

Mickey Mouse was suing Minnie Mouse for a divorce.

The judge said "Mickey, I am afraid I can not grant you the divorce based on your claim that Minnie is insane."

Mickey Mouse replied "Your honour, I did not say that Minnie was insane, I said she was F&cking Goofy!"

<rimshot>

:har::har:
Jim, you're on a roll:salute:

[Sailor Steve]

...must of...
:dead: