Hey Captain, wanna taste my soup: The SH5 nonsense thread

[oscar19681]

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/ck/05/05/navy-bean-ck-1054843-l.jpg
BAH!!!

[fireship4]

Looks like bean soup with assorted vegetables. Its actually really good, my dad does it all the time.

EDIT in fact there looks like theres some pumpkin in there as well, he's put that in that before, it nice actually.

[Arclight]

BAH!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Snert.jpg/798px-Snert.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Snert.jpg)
That should be familiar. ;)

[mcf1]

Oh :timeout: I'm feeling a little sick here:doh:

[Arclight]

Actually tastes really good. :D

It's a Dutch thing. :roll:

[Task Force]

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2135011/v0fyi038-main_Full.jpg
yay... lol

[GoldenRivet]

http://www.codeodor.com/images/soup.jpg

[Task Force]

@GR eeewww...

@myself... OAH NO. MY ZONDAS GONE!!!!!!!!:o
and now its back again...

[mcf1]

http://www.codeodor.com/images/soup.jpg
ohhh, now I'm feeling really sick :doh: got to go to the bathroom.
:har:

[Arclight]

I wouldn't even feed that to my cat! :o

Well, if I had a cat. :roll:

[Jimbuna]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8072/952827a832625x1000.jpg (http://img268.imageshack.us/i/952827a832625x1000.jpg/)

[fireship4]

Why? Why post these corrupted images? :cry:

[Seeadler]

http://www.marions-kochbuch.com/food-pic/labskaus.jpg

http://www.sputnik.de/scripts/sspdirector/albums/album-47/lg/www_NORD_labskaus.jpg

Labskaus, a traditional dish for german sailors, it looks bad but is very tasty:03:

[TarJak]

Terrapin soup anyone? :D
http://shanghaishakedown.typepad.com/shanghaishakedown/images/p1290107.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l152/zematz/indigestion.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Did somebody mention Terrapin soup? :DL

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9232/952770d360625x1000.jpg (http://img262.imageshack.us/i/952770d360625x1000.jpg/)

[Horatio Nelson]

taste good :timeout:

[JScones]

I wonder if U-boats had cockroaches? If so, the cook can save some of the provisions and just make this instead...

http://www.awesomaliciousfranap.com/resources/gross.jpg

[Jimbuna]

....and the officers could have crickets as a delicacy.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5634/9528014f46625x1000.jpg (http://img180.imageshack.us/i/9528014f46625x1000.jpg/)

[Kloef]

Snert rules!:rock:

But since i stopped eating meat its of my list,and i miss it in the Winter time,its not the same without the Hema worst..

The rest is not soup,its just horror:timeout::rotfl:

Omg that poor Terrapin....:-?

[Horatio Nelson]

food = food

grashoppers are good to eat but not exepted in the west

[EgoApocalypse]

Guys, Guys, Guys, Im about to have me dinner..........

[Safe-Keeper]

Lapskaus = win.

[joeljansson]

yea i just had mine. to bathrom mobile

[spike12]

'Scues me while i go pour some drain-o down my ear.:dead::rotfl:

[CaptainMattJ.]

THat looks like the best part of that ran down your crack and ended up as a brown stain on the deck.:rotfl::rotfl:.i wouldnt even feed that to the migrant workers who load themselves into the deck gun with a grenade strapped to themselves to be shot at another ship. if i HAD migrant workers who loaded themselves w/ a grenade and shot themselves at other shipd........

[CaptainMattJ.]

if it were up to me id rather eat my own ficies that what the submarine cook made for dinner. i would rather eat the dead mice with rabies that lived in the pit toilet in the submarine than that. id rather eat my own genitalia than that. id rather eat the warhead of a torpedo than that. UGhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Fer32]

Pork intestines soup, traditional dish in my country, yummy!


http://www.equaguia.com/gastronomia/ima/caldmang.jpg

http://www.revistahogar.com/cocina2/img/man.jpg

[Hartmann]

Ideal for long patrols in winter :D:smug:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/Escudella.jpg/727px-Escudella.jpg

[Morpheus]

I remember the story of a german uboat crew that had to blow their tanks, because one of the crew had to use the new toilet system in great depth. probably he had some delicious soup as posted before?

anyway. they had to surrender on the surface :har:

hey, and how did you get into captivity ?

cheers,
morph

[Kaleun_Endrass]

one of the crew had to use the new toilet system in great depth...they had to surrender on the surface
The funniest thing about that is: it was the COMMANDER of U-1206 that misused the new high-pressure toilet.
http://uboat.net/boats/u1206.htm

[Jimbuna]

Even diarrhoea isn'y problematic....a good cook will find an edible use for everything!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z138/wheresthebeef_blog/IMG_4519_small.jpg

[oscar19681]

Pork intestines soup, traditional dish in my country, yummy!


http://www.equaguia.com/gastronomia/ima/caldmang.jpg

http://www.revistahogar.com/cocina2/img/man.jpg

Pork intestines soup? Good luck with the tapeworm/ringworm

[EgoApocalypse]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! YUMMY..............

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/A_COLOHAN/635463-Anyone-for-Eyeball-Soup-1.jpg

[talesofvalor]

YUK! :)

[Jimbuna]

Don't let it get cold.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1789/952789c41f625x1000.jpg (http://img36.imageshack.us/i/952789c41f625x1000.jpg/)

[Task Force]

feel sorry for the goldfish... lol...

[karamazovnew]

My god... thank heavens the trailer didn't include some guy stuck in the toilet shaving. I'd hate to see the pics making fun about that! :har:

[Jimbuna]

My god... thank heavens the trailer didn't include some guy stuck in the toilet shaving. I'd hate to see the pics making fun about that! :har:


http://www.freefever.com/animatedgifs/animated/men9.gif http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/6002/manontoilethi3.gif

[karamazovnew]

:har: thanks Jim, you've just proven my point.

[Kloef]

Delicious duck blood soup:o

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/Kloef/duck_blood_soup.jpg

[Task Force]

Delicious duck blood soup:o

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/Kloef/duck_blood_soup.jpg

get em while there hot!!!

[martes86]

Seriously? Oh boy... :nope:

[Blood_splat]

http://scienceblogs.com/omnibrain/upload/2007/02/brainsoup.jpg
:yeah:

[Webster]

http://scienceblogs.com/omnibrain/upload/2007/02/brainsoup.jpg
:yeah:

not thats real brain food lol

[Reece]

Oh dear! Jims diarrhoea soup, probably served with bilge water, oh and now the gray matter ... I think I'm gonna Pewk!!:dead:

[Highbury]

I get the feeling this won't end up on the news page like the Chinchilla thread :D

[JScones]

Delicious duck blood soup:o

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/Kloef/duck_blood_soup.jpg
"Tiết canh" (as it's called) isn't that bad - I tried it when I was in Vietnam (fortunately well before Bird Flu). It has a pudding/mousse consistency (it's semi-congealed) and is usually flavoured with ginger and topped with crushed nuts and other green garnish.

I remember being given a bowl in one hand and a cold "333" beer in the other.

Most of my "exotic" eatings have taken place in Vietnam (dog soup, snake wine...).

[fireship4]

I was at my cousins house in Chile and we were eating at the table. I found out after a while that that they were eating brain with some of the stuff! It was pretty disgusting, and not easy for a vegetarian.

[Morpheus]

... I found out after a while that that they were eating brain ... not easy for a vegetarian.
does brain count as meat? :o

[Alex]

And now, seriously :stare:...

@ DivingDuck : I officially declare your country is Wonderland, just because of that.



http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5104/67176599.jpg



I always direct a big THANK YOU to all german people for having created this heavenly dish each and every time I eat it. http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/GWXforum/Smileys/pray.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/GWXforum/Smileys/bigsmile.gif

[Arclight]

Is that all meat?! You'd better see a doctor after that! :o

[DigitalAura]

I want to believe that most of these are just photoshopped. :o

[ps249]

OMG! You guys are all cannibals !

[AVGWarhawk]

http://es.geocities.com/inmaterium/Soup_nazi.bmp

[AVGWarhawk]

I will have you know the cook does survive the war and starts his own soup company. He is way ahead of his time and makes it organic soup!

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/wolfgangpucksoup.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I think it's the 'organ, bit that people are wondering about :hmmm:

Would anyone like a piece of brain pie? :DL

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/6739/9529120c5d625x1000.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/9529120c5d625x1000.jpg/)

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/Caesar1280/Obama_Poster_Soup_Nazi.gif

[DigitalAura]

what the heck is wrong with you people? :timeout:

[JU_88]

what the heck is wrong with you people? :timeout:

You mean.... You no like Soup? :06:

[AVGWarhawk]

what the heck is wrong with you people? :timeout:

Nothing. Once we have our soup that is. :D

[Jimbuna]

For those of you who prefer a rice dish

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2558/9528508069625x1000.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/i/9528508069625x1000.jpg/)

[JU_88]

For those of you who prefer a rice dish

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2558/9528508069625x1000.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/i/9528508069625x1000.jpg/)


LOL one of my mates is Vietnamese, and i know for a fact he'd eat that....

[EgoApocalypse]

I think it's the 'organ, bit that people are wondering about :hmmm:

Would anyone like a piece of brain pie? :DL

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/6739/9529120c5d625x1000.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/9529120c5d625x1000.jpg/)

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/A_COLOHAN/vomit-6.jpg

[karamazovnew]

Omfg, I can't stop laughing :har:.

Brain Pie... BLEEEAAAAAH... Erich Topp :har:

[pozine]

:o:o:o:o:o
:o:o:o:o:o
:o:o:o:o:o

[Reece]

Omfg, I can't stop laughing :har:.

Brain Pie... BLEEEAAAAAH... Erich Topp :har:I know it's EgoApocalypse's signature but I must say, Erich Topp doesn't look amused!!:haha:

[Kaleun_Endrass]

Brain Pie, rice dish with crocodile head... I thought we were on soup?

http://www.averagebetty.com/images/tortilla_soup_420_2spoons.jpg

[Kloef]

That looks pretty good,what is it?

[TarJak]

It's not nettle soup but this is:
http://www.ireland-guide.com/_fileupload/pictures/Nettle-Soupweb.jpg

Sh1t soup anyone?
http://www.sixthseal.com/images/eight%20herb%20soup%20pork.jpg

At least now we know where the cook gets his soup:
http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/edge_hang_510.jpg

[oscar19681]

Captain i think someon took a dump in my soup!!

http://marklubeski.com/DogTurdSoup/P1010073.JPG

[AVGWarhawk]

Soon after the war, Wolfgang, lead chef U-1, became an author in his own right. He did change his name though to protect the innocent:

http://blog.evite.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/09/tastingclubjacket.jpg

[oscar19681]

HEY CAPTAIN!!! I WOULD REALLY ADVISE YOU TO TASTE THE FREAKIN SOUP!!!!

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/cf4so002wkos.jpg

[oscar19681]

TASTE MY SOUPE , TASTE MY SOUP , TASTE MY SOUP , TASTE MY SOUP , TASTE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP!!!!!!!!!

http://www.monstersandcritics.de/downloads/downloads/articles2/83470/article_images/image4_1211661029.jpg

[Highbury]

http://thisteensweightlossplan.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/taste-of-life-chicken-noodle-soup-570x402.jpg

I thought this looked disgusting. The really bad part is that you can order this all over the US... it apparently is P.F. Chang's chicken noodle...:06:

[Jimbuna]

How about some Bolivian bull penis soup

http://www.mdzol.com/files/image/103/103588/498c95955f1a8.jpg

[EgoApocalypse]

How about some Bolivian bull penis soup

http://www.mdzol.com/files/image/103/103588/498c95955f1a8.jpg

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/A_COLOHAN/pic_matvomiting.jpg

[DigitalAura]

honestly...I don't know what's worse..the soup pics or the ... PUKE PICS :D

[pozine]

:timeout:
STOP THAT !!
BEEERRK!!
:o

[Task Force]

this thread has the oddest contents off any thead in the history of historys, history...:rotfl:

boy... youall no like soup...
http://www.vintagekansascity.com/food-and-drink/frenchcookbook/french_cook_book.gif
if I were you... Id fear the frenchs cooking...
http://www.ezycook.com/Photos/snails.jpg
(snail anyone...)

[oscar19681]

Captain we have to abandon ship!!(splash) Oh darn there comes the smutjes soup!!

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Pool%20Puke.jpg

[Alex]

if I were you... Id fear the frenchs cooking...

How cliché. :-?
Taste it before stating that, Task Force mate. Snails with garlic and parsley butter is a very delicate dish. :up:

[ps249]

MMMMMM Now you got me all hungry for soup . . . . .

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Alright... my five minutes at Subsim for today... and I'm gonna spend it here.

This is probably the grossest thread ever at Subsim...

... AND YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YERSELVES!!! :stare:

Community sez, "BRING BACK THE INTERACTIVE CREWMEN!!!"

SHV Devs respond with, "Here you go! Visit with the cook! How's that for interactive?"

Community sez, "ACH!!! What the hell!!! Try my soup???" :stare::stare:

SHV Devs sit back in chairs reading this thread, "Ungrateful BASTERDZ!!! No SHVI (soup) for YOU!!!" :stare::stare::stare: "I think we're gonna go work for HALO-ODSTUVLMNOP instead next time around!"

In all seriousness, I know that this thread is all in good fun... but I for one think that such details are very cool. Not trying to be a wet blanket here, but what this says to me is that the devs went the extra mile to make it feel like 'You are There.'

Well done methinks.

< Hey... it could be, "This meat needs a shave!" after all, aye? >

Just some soup for thought.:ping:

[Arclight]

I, for one, am very apreciative of the cook. :yep:

I think the amount of attention he's getting is a positive, by the way. If noone cared, they wouldn't be making fun of him. :D

All in good fun, no offense ment. ;)

[Kaleun_Endrass]

Guys, GUYS! Puke pics and stuff... Stop that!!!
Every time I check this thread I find one post nastier than another. What do you want to achieve? Find the most horrible pic in the world? What´s coming next? Pics from rotten.com???

[Reece]

If you had to be greeted by the cook every time you moved through the boat asking if you wanted to taste the soup you'd soon get sick of it!!:oops: Hopefully it's just in the movie, I would imagine that most of the crew would say nothing unless you right click on on the person of interest, like in SH3!:DL

[DigitalAura]

Actually, I'd think it a riot if the cook stopped you everytime you went by... LOL And I can already see the mods getting their hands on this bit for a bit of comic relief in the heat of the situation... "cap'n... go easy will ya! Yer tossin' me saucepan around an' I'm tryin to make SOUP!".

But face it, it's just a trailer to make it more like a movie preview. It's something to 'sell' the immersiveness and depth of the first person perspective. I agree, the cook was a nice touch. :up:

[Jimbuna]

I, for one, am very apreciative of the cook. :yep:



Me too, after all, if you don't like him you can always............cook him and eat him :DL

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/152/9526501cd0625x1000.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/9526501cd0625x1000.jpg/)

[AVGWarhawk]

http://mydamnchannel.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cannibal-soup.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Dowly get into the soup!


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-angry-weasel-soup.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

There is hope for Wolfgang:

http://img.amazon.ca/images/I/5106500H2AL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU15_.jpg

[Task Force]

Dowly get into the soup!


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-angry-weasel-soup.jpg

so thats what dowly has been doing...:hmmm:

[Brag]

Being in the soup has taken a whole new meaning thanks to this thread. :woot:

[ps249]

Heres a short tribute to all you souper people:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9UNMGWmzGc

[EgoApocalypse]

Me too, after all, if you don't like him you can always............cook him and eat him :DL

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/152/9526501cd0625x1000.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/9526501cd0625x1000.jpg/)

Classic...........


Puke Pic anyone????????LOL

[AVGWarhawk]

Heres a short tribute to all you souper people:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9UNMGWmzGc

This guy needs to get a girlfriend or a life at the very lest. :haha:

[EgoApocalypse]

Heres a short tribute to all you souper people:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9UNMGWmzGc

Would love to punch the POOP outta him...........hehe:damn::damn::damn:

[Kloef]

Cant stop laughing:rotfl::rotfl:especially when people take this serious:DL

Remember the cook in Das Boot?,and the hairy meat,he made the best out of what he had i guess:cool:

And eating in the movie was a big thing,cause they show so much dinner-scenes,he was a very respected member of the crew..

In Destination Tokyo the cook complains that all the other crew members get the glory,and he doesnt..during x-mas dinner he gets the most beautifull gift for a cook,a box with cooking knifes.Later on he sacrifices the knifes so they can be turned into operation tools for a sailor with a accute pancreas inflamation,cooks are good people;)

[oscar19681]

Cant stop laughing:rotfl::rotfl:especially when people take this serious:DL

Remember the cook in Das Boot?,and the hairy meat,he made the best out of what he had i guess:cool:

And eating in the movie was a big thing,cause they show so much dinner-scenes,he was a very respected member of the crew..

In Destination Tokyo the cook complains that all the other crew members get the glory,and he doesnt..during x-mas dinner he gets the most beautifull gift for a cook,a box with cooking knifes.Later on he sacrifices the knifes so they can be turned into operation tools for a sailor with a accute pancreas inflamation,cooks are good people;)


Not to mention the hairy u-boat bread

http://blog.pennlive.com/iridescentartnews/large_Hairy%20Stone.jpg

[Reece]

Not to mention the hairy u-boat breadMmmm ... Yummy!!:03: And look, part of the bread has a delicious green tinge!!:yeah:

[longam]

Maybe he was serving enchiladas, see the spoon?

http://www.barryandalyssa.com/enchilada.jpg

[oscar19681]

Maybe he was serving enchiladas, see the spoon?

http://www.barryandalyssa.com/enchilada.jpg

The spoon looks like the spoon from hell with mega maggots!

[oscar19681]

GREAT!! now we have something we can add to the U-boat special cocktail!

[gimpy117]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/4/633507749026579250-soup-nazi.jpg

[Brag]

Awright Kaleuns, get serious. We have aproximately six months to come up with the perfect soup before we go into SH-5 action.

This doesn't mean ageing the soup for six monhs :D

[AVGWarhawk]

Awright Kaleuns, get serious. We have aproximately six months to come up with the perfect soup before we go into SH-5 action.

This doesn't mean ageing the soup for six monhs :D

Mountain Oyster Soup! :o

[oscar19681]

Bat soup anyone?

http://notwhileiameating.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bat-soup.jpg

[oscar19681]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/46000/Revenge-Of-The-Soup-Nazi-46289.jpg

[Arclight]

Mountain Oyster Soup! :o
http://knol.google.com/k/-/-/1xdiqvw5h03s1/ilfn3s/mountain-oysters.jpg
:haha::har:

[joeljansson]

The soup that shocked the world?:hmmm:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/ayb-pork-739878.jpg

[gimpy117]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8syv6GupEXw

[oscar19681]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_TaIAuihbI&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw3dhzypDss

[Webster]

lets not start posting a thousand you tube links please.

lets get back to something important like more soup pictures lol

[oscar19681]

I hear ya!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Pea-soup-with-tortilla.jpg

[Arclight]

That has no place here, as it actually looks pretty good. :O:

[Brag]

Play SHV

it's insouperable
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Now, all together
slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp slurp, slurp

[Brag]

For fun and excitement
the latest SHV news
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Soupmit your replies below

[Brag]

Coming march 2010
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Ubisoup

[Arclight]

:rotfl2:

Souperb. :up:

[Steeltrap]

Has this become Soup Hunter V while I've been away????

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.blogtourusa.com/wp-content/soup.gif

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.pwaa.org/Food/sign_tasty_soups.gif

Picked up these recipes right after Blitzkrieg! :03:

[oscar19681]

Tapeworm soup! With REAL tapeworms!!


http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/811000/811425_88c4_625x1000.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

When you are months out to sea and do not see the light of day in those months...conversations get stale like the air and heated like the engines....


http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r73/Beastmaster_42/Alphabetsoup.gif

[oscar19681]

When low on rations. Invent your own soup!~

http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/811500/811516_2994_625x1000.jpg

[longam]

The secret ingredient is found.

https://www.southernseason.com/sitelink/images/921-2340.jpg

[Safe-Keeper]

When low on rations. Invent your own soup!~Do not eat it after midnight.

[gimpy117]

http://english.mart.trento.it/UploadImgs/724_18_Warhol___Four_Colored_Campbell_s_Soup_Can.j pg

[GoldenRivet]

Tomato Soup with black pepper sprinkled on top and a hand full of saltine crackers.

one of my top 10 favorite meals.

:up:

[oscar19681]

http://english.mart.trento.it/UploadImgs/724_18_Warhol___Four_Colored_Campbell_s_Soup_Can.j pg


???

[SteamWake]

???

Warhol... he was kinda weird.

[oscar19681]

Warhol... he was kinda weird.

So was Jim Morrison exept he wasent queer

[FIREWALL]

Warhol... he was kinda weird.

Look around here. :eek: :har:

[SteamWake]

Look around here. :eek: :har:

Yea but Warhol was able to sell paintings of soup cans for thousands ;)

Do an image search for Warhol seems like he was kind of obssesed with soup, would fit righ in with this thread. :rotfl2:

[oscar19681]

Yeah mean this one?

http://getdagoss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wahol_campbell_soup_cans.jpg

The weirdest thing i read about andy warhol is that he had an exposition without any painting or other art for that matter
Exept the walls where the paintings should be!!! He considerd it " art " and you got to admit its quite an creative idea!

Does life imitate Andy? Or does Andy imitate life?

[Brag]

SH V is a souperb soupmarine simulation where one makes soupmerged attacks.

The RAF is represented by Soupermarine Spitfires and Soupderland seaplanes.

Your soupmarine stays protected in soupterranian pens. The action begins in Souptember 1939

Souplemental indormation available from the soupervisor.

:D:D:D:D

[longam]

http://www.longam.net/sh4/sub2.jpg

Deck gun replacement for 20,000 reknown

[Kpt. Lehmann]

I wonder if there will be "Torpedo Mombers" in the soup this time? :haha:

[THE_MASK]

Too much subsimming i think haha . I just asked the wife to get me a subsim , i meant subway .

[JU_88]

I wonder if there will be "Torpedo Mombers" in the soup this time? :haha:

Oh yes! who could forget the Torpedo Momber! :haha:


Too much subsimming i think haha . I just asked the wife to get me a subsim , i meant subway .

Lay off the Meatball Marina, the amout of salt in those things will send you to an early grave!

[Brag]

Mompedo mombers mambahoocies by Johan Sebastian Malz:haha::haha::haha::haha:

[Rosencrantz]

Posted by Brag:

SH V is a souperb soupmarine simulation where one makes soupmerged attacks.

The RAF is represented by Soupermarine Spitfires and Soupderland seaplanes.

Your soupmarine stays protected in soupterranian pens. The action begins in Souptember 1939

Souplemental indormation available from the soupervisor.




:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


A good one!


-RC-

[SteamWake]

Hells Kitchen... soup line !

I can see it now :yeah:

[kptn_kaiserhof]

yeah i love beetroot soup with raviolli



we all live in a german soupmarine a german soupmarine a german soupmarine

[Sailor Steve]

Mompedo mombers mambahoocies by Johan Sebastian Malz:haha::haha::haha::haha:
Shouldn't that be Johan Semastian Malz?

[ps249]

Tapeworm soup! With REAL tapeworms!!


http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/811000/811425_88c4_625x1000.jpg


Now Im really gonna get sick. You guys are cannibals! ewwwwwww

[JScones]

Reminds me of a story my Dad, a Vietnam vet, once told me. He said that when they were in the bush they'd boil meat and wait for the maggots to rise to the top, then they'd scoop them off and eat them as a valuable source of protein, throwing the meat away in the process.

[Takeda Shingen]

Ka-bump. Put your nonsense here.

[longam]

If your grumpy and you know it clap your hands :damn:

[oscar19681]

Jippie!! For the first time in my five years subsim career my thread has been made into a sticky!!

http://www.scmorgan.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sticky_note.jpg

Long live sticky!!

[TarJak]

Just don't get your sticky on the carpet please.:D

[ichso]

Why is there a sticky nonsense thread ? Half the other SH5 threads are nonsense so far and will keep that way until that game is finally released :O:

[JScones]

Just think, if we merged all the nonsense threads together, the number of threads in this forum would halve.

[peabody]

Just think, if we merged all the nonsense threads together, the number of threads in this forum would halve.

Ahh.....ONE?

[Morpheus]

i want a german uboat with female crew only!

my first officers name will be dori! she is 1,80 tall, blond, and sticks to my lipps!

you should see my torpedo loading officer - i love her hands!

there shall be no uniforms on my boat! god the almighty for sure did not intend to see my girlis in any other dress than then the one he gave them. we are undertaking long patrols in the pacific, so my girlis dont freeze. just the deck watch is alowed to wear a scarf.

btw. my cooks name will be helga. she is from böhmen, because they cook the best. she wont be so good looking, but her soup will remain the best in fleet. tbo, she's the only crewmember i wouldn't invite into my cabine.

any questions?

captain morph

long live captain morph and his girlieboat!

P.S. Damn! I just love those deepruns!

[oscar19681]

i want a german uboat with female crew only!

my first officers name will be dori! she is 1,80 tall, blond, and sticks to my lipps!

you should see my torpedo loading officer - i love her hands!

there shall be no uniforms on my boat! god the almighty for sure did not intend to see my girlis in any other dress than then the one he gave them. we are undertaking long patrols in the pacific, so my girlis dont freeze. just the deck watch is alowed to wear a scarf.

btw. my cooks name will be helga. she is from böhmen, because they cook the best. she wont be so good looking, but her soup will remain the best in fleet. tbo, she's the only crewmember i wouldn't invite into my cabine.

any questions?

captain morph

long live captain morph and his girlieboat!

P.S. Damn! I just love those deepruns!

You might get sticky hands after a while.

http://karthik82.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/sticky_alien_goo-large.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I just hope they leave out the engine upgrades this thyme - souping up the boat just isn't to this old salt's taste.

[AVGWarhawk]

I just hope they leave out the engine upgrades this thyme - souping up the boat just isn't to this old salt's taste.


Steve...oh brother.....:shifty::har:

[Sailor Steve]

...oh brother...
...where art thou?

[Takeda Shingen]

Why is there a sticky nonsense thread ? Half the other SH5 threads are nonsense so far and will keep that way until that game is finally released :O:

I think that it's pretty self explanatory, but I'll indulge you anyway.

If everyone starts a new thread once they come up with something silly, we'll have a very ugly and very convoluted forum. Yes, there is nothing to talk about right now, but that will change in a few months. Also, this forum will reiceve a large influx of new members, and as such, it is important to have the forum organized to cut down on the amount of clutter that comes with each game release. In short, people need to be able to find the information they need without having to sort through 17 threads about soup.

I do hope that this was helpful. Feel free to indulge your silly.

The Management

[Task Force]

hmm... so this is a nonsence thread I can post nonsense in...:DL

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Yay for nonsence!!!

[longam]

http://rlv.zcache.com/democrats_suck_mousepad-p144997874984242178trak_400.jpg

[ajrimmer42]

I just hope they leave out the engine upgrades this thyme - souping up the boat just isn't to this old salt's taste.

I see what u did thar!

and lol @ this thread... :rotfl2:

[ichso]

I think that it's pretty self explanatory, but I'll indulge you anyway.

If everyone starts a new thread once they come up with something silly, we'll have a very ugly and very convoluted forum. Yes, there is nothing to talk about right now, but that will change in a few months. Also, this forum will reiceve a large influx of new members, and as such, it is important to have the forum organized to cut down on the amount of clutter that comes with each game release. In short, people need to be able to find the information they need without having to sort through 17 threads about soup.

I do hope that this was helpful. Feel free to indulge your silly.

The Management
Sure, but most threads are opened with serious concerns and their posters think of them as valid contributions even if they end up in silly discussions.
I mean, just because people are free to write silly here won't make them write less silly in other threads ;)

[Takeda Shingen]

Sure, but most threads are opened with serious concerns and their posters think of them as valid contributions even if they end up in silly discussions.
I mean, just because people are free to write silly here won't make them write less silly in other threads ;)

No, I can't put a halt to the flip remarks in other threads. Yet again, if we have one dedicated silly thread, we can avoid many dedicated silly threads. After all, is this not the logic behind a dedicated screenshot thread, or a dedicated bug report thread?

[Torplexed]

Is it okay if I inject some silly string into this sticky thread?

http://www.binbin.net/photos/smiffys/sil/silly-string-5-pack.jpg

[ichso]

No, I can't put a halt to the flip remarks in other threads. Yet again, if we have one dedicated silly thread, we can avoid many dedicated silly threads. After all, is this not the logic behind a dedicated screenshot thread, or a dedicated bug report thread?
Seems like a valid point. I think my initial point was just nonsense then :D

[Morpheus]

You might get sticky hands after a while.

...
i never get sticky hands. you see, i have my girlies ^^

you miss a sense for fanciful imaginations :shucks:

[Sailor Steve]

...just because people are free to write silly here won't make them write less silly in other threads ;)
Sure it does. It's a proven scientific fact that there's only so much silly to go around. The more silly stuff people post here the less they'll have left over for other threads.

I know I read that in a book somewhere.

Or maybe it was teh interwebs.

[ichso]

Sure it does. It's a proven scientific fact that there's only so much silly to go around. The more silly stuff people post here the less they'll have left over for other threads.

I know I read that in a book somewhere.

Or maybe it was teh interwebs.
Maybe this was just something silly as well that should have gone into a thread like this ? :know:

[Sailor Steve]

Maybe this was just something silly as well that should have gone into a thread like this ? :know:
I don't know. I've already used up my silly quota for the week.:D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.bigtomatocompany.com/pictures/large/Cmug-silly-billy.jpg

http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/img91/817/ideaps5.gif

[JScones]

I was wondering how long it would take you jimbuna. :rotfl2:

<sends PM to Webster to warn him of impending bad post report...>

[JScones]

Sure it does. It's a proven scientific fact that there's only so much silly to go around. The more silly stuff people post here the less they'll have left over for other threads.

I know I read that in a book somewhere.

Or maybe it was teh interwebs.
As Bart Simpson would say... "the ironing is delicious".

[oscar19681]

Is it okay if I inject some silly string into this sticky thread?

http://www.binbin.net/photos/smiffys/sil/silly-string-5-pack.jpg

Dude seriously. Are you on drugs? Or is it just me

[TarJak]

:haha: It's just you. The rest of us are not using any kind of medication.

Shhh. Don't let him see the pills and bong fellas...:D

[Arclight]

I hid them behind the Billie Holiday albums, he'll never look there. :up:

[Jimbuna]

I was wondering how long it would take you jimbuna. :rotfl2:

<sends PM to Webster to warn him of impending bad post report...>

LMAO :DL

:up:


http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img265/778/smashcompvr0.gif

[Don_D_Dwain]

ALL FEMALE CREW!!!! Well Morpheus, our prayers go with you. Wow the whole war could be narrowed down to just one boat.

[Sailor Steve]

Well, the Captain's morale may be high, but his fatigue problem will kill the mission.

[JScones]

Just wondering, will the Commander (player) be able to f@rt in this new fandangled FPS thingie? And if so, will he get to see the crew snicker and laugh, and then fall to the floor after they get a whiff?

Will sharts be possible? If so, will I be able to run to the head, and will I be doing so with a very awkward legs-kinda-apart gait, much to the guffaws of my dedicated and loyal colleagues?

Which brings me to toilet malfunctions - will these be modelled too? It contributed to the sinking of at least one u-boat, so is certainly more valid than any other addition.

And will my crew be able to pick their noses? You know, I give my helmsman a quick glance only to find him having a discrete little pick and chew.

Just curious. :up:

[Reece]

Jaesen ... I'm shocked!!:eek: ............. Actually your post kinda stinks!!:dead::88):doh::oops:

[totodog]

"Hey Captain, wanna taste?"
"No thank you, Markus, maybe later."
"Aww, you don't know what you're missing."

[JScones]

...Actually your post kinda stinks!!:dead::88):doh::oops:
Now that's bad, lol. :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Will the hydrophone guy be able to hear the marine life outside of the hull....shrimps farting maybe :hmmm:

[Reece]

Will the hydrophone guy be able to hear the marine life outside of the hull....shrimps farting maybe :hmmm:If he can hear shrimps .... OMG Whales!!:dead: Aaaaah!!:haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

Will the hydrophone guy be able to hear the marine life outside of the hull....shrimps farting maybe :hmmm:


On a serious note the hydrophone sound is a bit lame in both SH3/SH4. I was able to find a sound file from a hydrophone of underwater noises that ended up in TMO. I think the hydrophone sound needs work. It is much to easy to pick out vessels. The sound file needs to have sounds of life such as the shrimp, whales and clicking fish, etc.

[pythos]

farting

[Webster]

i dont think we should be listening in on private conversations between shrimp :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

On a serious note the hydrophone sound is a bit lame in both SH3/SH4. I was able to find a sound file from a hydrophone of underwater noises that ended up in TMO. I think the hydrophone sound needs work. It is much to easy to pick out vessels. The sound file needs to have sounds of life such as the shrimp, whales and clicking fish, etc.

Couldn't agree more...but more likely it will need modding in.

[Arclight]

i dont think we should be listening in on private conversations between shrimp :timeout:
:rotfl2:

You're right, we don't want shrimp suing the Kriegsmarine for invading their privacy now, do we? :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

On a serious note the hydrophone sound is a bit lame in both SH3/SH4.
On

A

Serious

NOTE?

Wassamattayou, posting somethin' like that here. No sense allowed!:rotfl2:

[AVGWarhawk]

On

A

Serious

NOTE?

Wassamattayou, posting somethin' like that here. No sense allowed!:rotfl2:

LOL. To be honest, I did not notice. Honestly! :O: BTW, the soup is good.

[karamazovnew]

Dude seriously. Are you on drugs? Or is it just me

No way man... :up: We're in this together man :yeah: Yeah :cool: Man....:doh:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7499/knightscrosswithganju.jpg (http://img504.imageshack.us/i/knightscrosswithganju.jpg/)


That Jimi sure can tell them right... :|\\ ...been experienced... but beautiful.

[karamazovnew]

BTW I think I havent had time for silliness lately so allow me to recuperate:

:damn: :doh: :damn: :doh: :damn: :doh:

[gimpy117]

http://tysarexave.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/alphabet-soup.jpg

[TarJak]

No way man... :up: We're in this together man :yeah: Yeah :cool: Man....:doh:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7499/knightscrosswithganju.jpg (http://img504.imageshack.us/i/knightscrosswithganju.jpg/)


That Jimi sure can tell them right... :|\\ ...been experienced... but beautiful.
http://www.danavenell.com/ODDBALLSAYSsilkscreen.jpg

[Arclight]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/images.jpg
"Up yours baby!" :D

[Reece]

http://www.danavenell.com/ODDBALLSAYSsilkscreen.jpg
Kinda reminds me of Donald Sutherland from the movie Kelly's Heroes!:yep:

[TarJak]

Kinda reminds me of Donald Sutherland from the movie Kelly's Heroes!:yep:

I'd hope so; cause that's who it is.:DL

[karamazovnew]

I'd hope so; cause that's who it is.:DL

Already 2 consecutive posts that make sense. This thread is going the wrong way so I suggest closing it before it infects the other SH5 topics. Damn... I can't figure out if THIS post is silly enough. Don't ban me, please! :timeout:

[Reece]

I'd hope so; cause that's who it is.:DLI always loved the theme song from that movie "Burning Bridges by The Mike Curb Congregation":up:

[TarJak]

Already 2 consecutive posts that make sense. This thread is going the wrong way so I suggest closing it before it infects the other SH5 topics. Damn... I can't figure out if THIS post is silly enough. Don't ban me, please! :timeout:Bugger call out the nonsense police!:timeout:

[Reece]

OK some more nonsense is needed::03:
When I got up this morning I went to the toilet!!:yep: ..... Anyone wanna taste my soup!!:dead:
Take that!!http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/Reecehk/vomit-smiley-007.gif

[Undefined]

Pork intestines soup? Good luck with the tapeworm/ringworm

Most of the sausages have pork intestines around them :P.

[oscar19681]

Most of the sausages have pork intestines around them :P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6pAfQInf2c

Bon apatite!

[Jimbuna]

Pork and Coke http://www.animationplayhouse.com/acheff.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2eEw26J0z8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

[Reece]

Have you tried it Jim, Thank God I don't like Pork anyway, I love Lamb and Beef!! Preferably without maggots!!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

Have you tried it Jim, Thank God I don't like Pork anyway, I love Lamb and Beef!! Preferably without maggots!!:yeah:

Nope, never have tried it, but I do eat most meats (pork included).

[Arclight]

Better get yourself checked for worms then. :O:



Think it's a hoax though. :-?

[Jimbuna]

Better get yourself checked for worms then. :O:



Think it's a hoax though. :-?

I've honestly no idea, it was something I come across on youtube :hmmm:

[TwistedFemur]

Some nasty looking soup on this thread gimme the ramen:yeah:

[AVGWarhawk]

Better get yourself checked for worms then. :O:



Think it's a hoax though. :-?

It is a hoax. The coke brings the fat inside the meat to the surface. Plus, look at the piece of meat in the video. How did the nice little holes appear that just happen to contain the 'maggots?" :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

THIS post is silly enough. Don't ban me, please! :timeout:
Sorry, you just ran afoul of SubSim Catch-22: Any post insisting it's silly is actually serious, and therefore subject to noodle-whipping by the silly-police.:hulk:

Take him...to Detwoit!

[longam]

Don't ban me, please! :timeout:

Strap him to the Rack!

[Reece]

Originally Posted by karamazovnew
Don't ban me, please! :timeout:

Strap him to the Rack!Feed him the "soup of the day"!!:nope:

[Highbury]

http://www.danavenell.com/ODDBALLSAYSsilkscreen.jpg

Sgt. Oddball.. pure awesome!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.theadamsresidence.co.uk/galanteeso/slippers/turtlesoup.gif

[karamazovnew]

http://www.theadamsresidence.co.uk/galanteeso/slippers/turtlesoup.gif

I see the Disney animation dept. has been hit by a lack of funds again. Damn Pixar!

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-internet-bum-05b.jpg