Lover's Lane

[Sailor Steve]

This is one I had not heard before. I'll dedicate it to Jim, as he seems to like these.

Late one night a cop is patrolling Lover's Lane. He comes upon a car with an unusual sight: In the front seat is a man reading a book. In the back is a young woman, apparently painting her toenails.

The officer taps on the window. When the man rolls down the window he asks "What's going on here?"

The man answers "I'm reading a book. She's doing whatever women do in the back seat - I didn't ask."

The cop asks "How old are you?"

The man says "I'm twenty-two." He then looks at his watch and says "In about ten minutes she'll be eighteen."

[CastleBravo]

Certainly a different take on 'Lovers Lane'. Who waits?

[Tchocky]

Certainly a different take on 'Lovers Lane'. Who waits?
Anyone with a cop approaching the car :D

[Jimbuna]

Nor me.....cheers :up:

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the Police. The Police Officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"

"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"

"No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

[CastleBravo]

An oldie ... but a goodie. I heard it a bit differently.


The Police Officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"

Why, is there a fat broad in the back seat?


Same meaning.......shorter, more zing in the punch line.

[Oberon]

A copper comes home from work one day, obviously knackered, his wife, quite concerned asks him how his day was.

"Aww, bloody awful," he replies "I found two kids down by the river, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"What did you do?" she asks him

"I charged one and let the other off."

[Jimbuna]

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A copper pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in sir, you're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yes sir, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."