hhhu-urm-graaaah!!

[Oberon]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm

[Dowly]

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

It took a scientific research to come up with that?! Jebus, they say that in (correct me if I'm wrong) Day of the Dead, the 1985 version of it.

[Raptor1]

Zombies can come back to life after you kill them? That's news...

Either way, what they talk is nonsense. In order to effectively combat a Zombie outbreak you need to quarantine and exterminate, not "frequent counter-attacks with increasing force".

[Jimbuna]

They already walk among us

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5421/drunkzombiead0.gif http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/821/discozombievs0.gif
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1806/14916802pn41.gif (http://img405.imageshack.us/i/14916802pn41.gif/)

[SteamWake]

I wanna know who fininanced that sillyness.

[Raptor1]

I wanna know who fininanced that sillyness.

Me too, those idiots obviously needed to pay people who know what they're talking about rather than complete amateurs to do this research.