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AVGWarhawk
08-13-09, 07:34 PM
According to the poll of 1,000 adults, 88 per cent listed a visit to the bathroom as something "they enjoy the most," making it the most popular activity chosen, reported ANP. Only 21 per cent did the same for sex.

Now everyone likes a nice private visit to the can for some good reading and taking care of nature but is it really something the Dutch enjoy the most? Over sex:06:



http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/281273,sex-lags-behind-bathroom-visits-in-popularity-dutch-survey.html
Dowly
08-13-09, 07:42 PM
I'd rank having a crap while reading something good pretty high on my top 10 greatest things to do list. :yep:
Stealth Hunter
08-13-09, 07:58 PM
Their priorities befuddle me greatly.
antikristuseke
08-13-09, 08:10 PM
Given that i hitched a ride at 2am in the rain to get laid two days ago I would say sex ranks higher than taking a **** in my book.
FIREWALL
08-13-09, 08:11 PM
I guess if a person is full of it then, I guess it could be their favorite pastiime. :haha:
AVGWarhawk
08-13-09, 08:11 PM
Given that i hitched a ride at 2am in the rain to get laid two days ago I would say sex ranks higher than taking a **** in my book.

Now there is a man on a mission:hmmm:
AVGWarhawk
08-13-09, 08:12 PM
I'd rank having a crap while reading something good pretty high on my top 10 greatest things to do list. :yep:


Certainly. Some of the best quiet time around. With exception of flatulance.
Rilder
08-13-09, 10:20 PM
Anybody who votes taking a **** higher then sex is no real man in my book, I mean come on, taking a crap sucks. Would rather be with my beautiful redheaded girlfriend. :yep:
Task Force
08-13-09, 10:22 PM
I dont consider the bathroom a fun place... lol...
Melonfish
08-14-09, 01:39 AM
Hmm i'm 50/50 split on this one i've got to admit.

although have you lot never heard the phrase "A good Crap is better then a bad shag?"

told that one years ago...
CastleBravo
08-14-09, 02:02 AM
I used to work with a fellow who spent more time in the loo than doing his job, thats how it seemed anyway. Word got around and even the union couldn't save him. Canned, axed, fired.. It was a critical job, responsible for other peoples lives and placing a strain on myself and other folks in my position. At least a third of his time was spent out of the office. A certain federal agency was notified and that was the end.
stabiz
08-14-09, 04:12 AM
Oh, crap.
Kratos
08-14-09, 04:28 AM
A crap and sex are pretty much the same........once youv'e had it,you dont need it for a while :DL
Rilder
08-14-09, 06:22 AM
A crap and sex are pretty much the same........once youv'e had it,you dont need it for a while :DL

I don't know about you but I don't take a crap every other minute. :03:
Jimbuna
08-14-09, 06:28 AM
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/6002/manontoilethi3.gif
danlisa
08-14-09, 06:37 AM
Ya know, I'm pretty sure that there's a niche market that will cater for both choices.:hmm2:

:har:
Rilder
08-14-09, 07:10 AM
Ya know, I'm pretty sure that there's a niche market that will cater for both choices.:hmm2:

:har:

That video was disgusting... :dead:
Arclight
08-14-09, 07:37 AM
I'm happy to say I belong to the 21% group... darn, part of the minority again. :cry:

Why won't anyone except me?! :wah: :rotfl:
Jimbuna
08-14-09, 08:25 AM
http://www.freefever.com/animatedgifs/animated/men9.gif
AVGWarhawk
08-14-09, 08:42 AM
Ya know, I'm pretty sure that there's a niche market that will cater for both choices.:hmm2:

:har:

Why yes, I believe it is call....'Cleveland Steamer'

:o Google that!
danlisa
08-14-09, 08:47 AM
Safe Search = Off

:damn::damn:
Dowly
08-14-09, 08:53 AM
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/633717089060632090-clevelandsteamer.jpg
ajrimmer42
08-14-09, 08:58 AM
Depends entirely on the size of the crap and the fitness of the female.






I think this get the vote for my strangest post of the day :rotfl:
AVGWarhawk
08-14-09, 09:02 AM
Don't even go into the chili dog steamer :o
Platapus
08-14-09, 12:08 PM
taking a crap sucks.

I think you may be doing it wrong. :rotfl:

Taking a crap may blow, but it should not suck.

You might want to see your doctor or health care professional. :D
Platapus
08-14-09, 12:11 PM
And why are we assuming that taking a crap and sex are mutually exclusive?

There some clubs in DC I can mention.......


ewwwww!:shifty:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia
Spike88
08-14-09, 01:32 PM
Reading a book while on the john is one of life's finer pleasures, until you have to cut it short because your little brother is screaming like a girl due to chickens being in your back yard. But I have to admit sex time is way better than bathroom time.

As a side note, mixing bathroom time with sex is just wrong.
Jimbuna
08-14-09, 04:07 PM
STEED!! http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8381/ps14contest2.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/ps14contest2.jpg/)
Arclight
08-14-09, 04:41 PM
Now that is disturbing. :timeout:
FIREWALL
08-14-09, 05:01 PM
STEED!! http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8381/ps14contest2.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/ps14contest2.jpg/)

PLEASE let that be PIZZA on the floor between his feet !!! :o
Arclight
08-14-09, 07:51 PM
If it is, it looks like it's about to crawl away. :o

I'm more concerned about what seems to be dangling out his ***, to be honest. :timeout:
Wolfehunter
08-14-09, 08:07 PM
Hmm i'm 50/50 split on this one i've got to admit.

although have you lot never heard the phrase "A good Crap is better then a bad shag?"

told that one years ago...:o:haha::har::rotfl:


Jim... that was just wrong dude... I mean someone help that thing? Ape? Klingon? huh manling? Seriously what the hell...
Jimbuna
08-15-09, 06:17 AM
:o:haha::har::rotfl:


Jim... that was just wrong dude... I mean someone help that thing? Ape? Klingon? huh manling? Seriously what the hell...

I'll take my boots off the next time....I promise :DL