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PappyCain
08-09-09, 01:49 PM
Hmmm. I am getting these longing eyes from certain crew - slitty staring eyes. Creeping me out. Is there a mod fix for this?

:rotfl:
Jimbuna
08-09-09, 02:16 PM
Yeah, its called marriage
meduza
08-09-09, 02:38 PM
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5574/officerf.jpg
:hmmm:
Task Force
08-09-09, 02:40 PM
Thats just how he says he likes you...:yep: (be glad he isnt a dog/cat... then he would lift his leg to you... lol)
DaveU186
08-09-09, 04:17 PM
Better show Bernard some respect. Or else.
sunvalleyslim
08-09-09, 05:39 PM
How long have you been to sea Kapt.?

I think the crew is longing for some R&R.

Or you're taking too long to sink a ship.......
PappyCain
08-09-09, 05:49 PM
http://derbrau.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/dasboot2.jpg

If that slit eyed creep comes near me I will stuff him in number #1 and loose him on the next British ship. I know men, I know, that is not humane. I will shoot him in the foot first ....
maxextz
08-10-09, 05:29 AM
this how i sorted that little problem out:rotfl:
http://www.sprinter-source.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=15913&stc=1&d=1249858153
Mittelwaechter
08-10-09, 06:22 AM
Stop staring at him and he stops staring at you!

Or battle it out! Stare at him until HE looks away.
Red Heat
08-10-09, 07:17 AM
Stop staring at him and he stops staring at you!

Or battle it out! Stare at him until HE looks away.

true! :D
LiveGoat
08-10-09, 09:01 AM
Oh my God... it's the SubSim Navy Dude!
Sailor Steve
08-10-09, 11:58 AM
He's not longing for you - he's just dedicated and patiently awaiting your next order. You are, after all, THE MAN!

Just think like Balz. He's staring at you because you're the greatest kaleun who ever lived.

Either that, or he's plotting a mutiny!:rotfl:
PappyCain
08-10-09, 02:12 PM
http://derbrau.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/dasboot2.jpg

Mutiny! I knew it. Next man that trys to stare me down will be shot!
KeybdFlyer
08-10-09, 03:20 PM
You should be flattered. I've never had a nice man like that look at me in that special way :har:. Even the wife only ever has a half-sneer on her face when she looks my way. (God knows where the other half of the sneer went, must've lost it.)
PappyCain
08-10-09, 05:05 PM
http://aloader.com/files/8/dasb2.jpg
He is staring at me now. I have a wife and kids. I am going mad. Mad I say!
TigerShark808
08-10-09, 09:09 PM
"I am getting these longing eyes from certain crew - slitty staring eyes"


You have been at sea too long!

Soon you will drive an ice pick threw the soft spot of your "NUMBER ONE"s skull.

I see nothing but trouble ahead for you.

It is time for you too head for the south pacific, throw your captain overboard( if your not the captain) and make love too as many Polynesian women as you can.

YOU ARE DISMISSED!
Sailor Steve
08-11-09, 11:18 AM
It is time for you too head for the south pacific...
Good point! SH4 has a mod that makes sure nobody ever looks at you. Ever!:stare:
PappyCain
08-11-09, 02:08 PM
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/mywebfilms/oorlog/BootWerner3.jpg

.. and he farts when I look back at him. Long 2 minute farts. Schtinkin schwine creeps me too!
Subnuts
08-11-09, 09:17 PM
Somebody mention creepy stares?
http://i26.tinypic.com/2v9afll.jpg
Indiana_Jones
08-12-09, 06:54 PM
and make love too as many Polynesian women as you can.

Clearly sir you have not been to South Auckland, New Zealand :o
Bent Periscope
08-13-09, 03:11 PM
Maybe you have something hanging from your nose and he's trying to give you a hint.:hmmm: