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Jimbuna
08-05-09, 10:30 AM
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work.’

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.’

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........

You got nice house’
SteamWake
08-05-09, 10:44 AM
Old joke... retread :oops:
AVGWarhawk
08-05-09, 12:23 PM
Still...kind of funny.


My favorite.

I got an eye problem and I do not see myself coming to work today.
nikimcbee
08-05-09, 02:04 PM
:haha:
FIREWALL
08-05-09, 02:14 PM
Here's a small joke for ya all.


Next time you take a leak...

Look down. Your holding the Joke.
Jimbuna
08-05-09, 02:44 PM
Here's a small joke for ya all.


Next time you take a leak...

Look down. Your holding the Joke.

Your partly right....it's no joke having to hump this big bugga around 24/7 :smug:
AVGWarhawk
08-05-09, 02:49 PM
Your partly right....it's no joke having to hump this big bugga around 24/7 :smug:

Oh hell Jim, we have seen more meat on a fish hook.
Jimbuna
08-05-09, 03:06 PM
Oh hell Jim, we have seen more meat on a fish hook.

yeah yeah....and more muscle on a billiard ball no doubt :O:
AVGWarhawk
08-05-09, 03:14 PM
Aaaahhhhh, should have said, 'Must have been fishing for shark then.':03:
Jimbuna
08-05-09, 03:55 PM
My boss hauled me into his office and accused me of skiving the day before.

He said "you called in sick and I know you played golf."

I said "that's nonsense and I've got the fish to prove it."
SteamWake
08-05-09, 05:43 PM
Two guys standing on a bridge. They both stop and whip it out and begin to take a leak.

First guy says to the other "Woah... that water is cold!"

Second guy replys "Yea.... its deep too"

:rotfl:
FIREWALL
08-05-09, 05:48 PM
I'm not addicted to Cocaine.

I just like the way it smells.
bookworm_020
08-05-09, 11:03 PM
This must be the gutter Humor thread....:hmmm:
Jimbuna
08-07-09, 12:04 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!

A man who robbed banks and building societies, disguised as a woman, has finally been caught.

The judge gave him a long prison sentence, and warned him that his career as a female impersonator was probably not over just yet...