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Spoon 11th
08-05-09, 05:44 AM
Solution here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqw2KOOzdzQ
Letum
08-05-09, 07:40 AM
The weather in the UK is decided by the same algorithm as the weather in the SH3.
DeerHunter UK
08-05-09, 08:15 AM
The experts in the Met office warned the British public that this summer would be a very hot 1...instead we've had what 2 days of hot weather and the rest just miserable weather. It's strange how they can predict what our weather is going to be like in 50-100 years but still can't tell me what it's going to be like next week.
Oh and I voted to sacrifice him, it's the only way they'll learn. :down:
Letum
08-05-09, 08:36 AM
We are making stereotypes of our selves as Englishmen talking about the weather.


Cloudy here, little or no wind. Grey.
Jimbuna
08-05-09, 08:39 AM
My favourite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqs1YXfdtGE

The reality:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLUxsmADWrA&feature=related
SteamWake
08-05-09, 08:59 AM
Maybe its different in the UK but I find the best way to improve the weather is to go indoors. ;)
Jimbuna
08-05-09, 09:12 AM
Maybe its different in the UK but I find the best way to improve the weather is to go indoors. ;)

I simply go outdoors, without a coat. :DL


http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4566/weatherhot1zl5av2.gif http://www.fonefunshop.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/lightning.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/smilies%202/weathermanf3.gif http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9358/weathersnowing1zs1.gif
Tchocky
08-05-09, 09:14 AM
Tut tut, looks like rain.
Task Force
08-05-09, 12:40 PM
well.... atleast the people over here can kind of predict a hurricane... but when it comes to rain...

Theres gonna be a rain strom tomorrow...
{tomorow}
Well, its gonna be sunny today, not rainy as expected.

Guess that why they call it a prediction...
CastleBravo
08-05-09, 01:57 PM
I know how to stop the rain in the UK. Block the gulf stream. No more rain. But its going to get cold.
FIREWALL
08-05-09, 02:06 PM
Put the UK on giant pontoons and move it to the Equater. :sunny::know:
Jimbuna
08-05-09, 02:42 PM
Put the UK on giant pontoons and move it to the Equater. :sunny::know:

Oh please....we've already goy enough people from that region here as it is :DL
Letum
08-05-09, 05:15 PM
Oh please....we've already goy enough people from that region here as it is :DL

What's wrong with equtorians?
jumpy
08-05-09, 06:39 PM
My favourite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqs1YXfdtGE

The reality:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLUxsmADWrA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db6WHtNV5-I

:rotfl: oh dear... dark dark memories indeed
bookworm_020
08-05-09, 10:58 PM
I thought you improved the weather in the UK by moving to Australia. Then it seems better......:hmmm:
TarJak
08-06-09, 03:16 AM
I'd just like to see a cricket match in England not interrupted by rain.

As long as we are winning it of course.:D
DeerHunter UK
08-06-09, 05:57 AM
I'd just like to see a cricket match in England not interrupted by rain.

As long as we are winning it of course.:D

That'll never happen, British weather is controlled by big corporations who cover up the fact they're running it by making sure the weathermen get it wrong.
Once they get control of the Aussie weather, the Ashes will be ours again. You see, conspiracies everywhere.
OneToughHerring
08-06-09, 10:33 AM
Yea it's possible. By getting out of that soggy and moist little island.
Jimbuna
08-06-09, 11:52 AM
But not your freezing cold area.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9358/weathersnowing1zs1.gif
OneToughHerring
08-06-09, 12:51 PM
But not your freezing cold area.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9358/weathersnowing1zs1.gif

Well it's about +25 Celsius as we speak so it ain't too shabby. Granted it does get a bit cold way up north but if you go there you'll probably be prepared. Plus if you like 'midnight sun' we've got it for you. :)

That 1987 storm was interesting viewing, didn't know about it. I remember a big storm in Finland from 1983 or -84. I was little then, it blew parts of our roof off. I remember being wee bit scared.
Sailor Steve
08-06-09, 01:00 PM
That'll never happen, British weather is controlled by big corporations who cover up the fact they're running it by making sure the weathermen get it wrong.
Once they get control of the Aussie weather, the Ashes will be ours again. You see, conspiracies everywhere.
Sooner or later the government will decide that the corporations are doing a bad job, and it will be nationalized. Nothing will change, but the problem will be declared "solved", "fixed", or "gone". Then you will be able to complain that it's the current in-power party's fault and lobby for a change.

Not a critique of your government or ours, just an observation on the way things work everywhere.
bookworm_020
08-06-09, 10:38 PM
That'll never happen, British weather is controlled by big corporations who cover up the fact they're running it by making sure the weathermen get it wrong.
Once they get control of the Aussie weather, the Ashes will be ours again. You see, conspiracies everywhere.

Well tell them to come over, I would love to see rain were it isn't forecast, then there would bo a lot place receiving rain that need it!:D