OK lets have fun with this Nigerian

[XabbaRus]

Dear friend,

Firstly let me introduce my self, I am Mr. David Lawson Credit & Disbursement Department Head Royal Bank of Scotland London United Kingdom. I am writing you in regards to a business suggestion which involves Transfer of Funds with amount Ј15.9 Million Great British Pounds only which has been lying unclaimed in Royal Bank of Scotland London. I am contacting you to assist me move these funds to your account, this transaction is legal and will be followed and endorsed legally by the British legal councils.

However, I did like to know if you would be able to handle this transaction with such amount involved. I shall furnish you with more details as soon as I have heard from you with the below details listed:

1. Full names:
2. Age
3. Sex
4. Current residential address:
5. Private phone number:

I will be waiting for response and assurance that you can be of partnership with me in making this project a reality. I will be furnishing you with further details as soon as I hear from you.

Truly Yours,

Mr. David Lawson
Credit & Disbursement Dept. {Royal Bank of Scotland England UK)


OK any suggestions?

[Letum]

Mr. David Lawson,
I am afraid a mistake has been made. I was a little confused by your e-mail. The total sum I owe you is £15,800 and not £15.9 Million. I do not understand why you are contacting me from a different e-mail address about this matter. As I am sure my sectary has told you, you will receive all of the money as soon as we have the July figures and we know how to get the funds to you.
You will receive the full £15,800 as promised so long as you keep your side of the deal.

You already have my telephone number and address should you need to contact me.

Regards,
Mr. J. M. Falseman
Westbridge International Supplies


***** Email confidentiality notice *****
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All e-mails sent by Westbridge International Supplies may be stored in accordance with the data protection act.
Company registration: DX65993KM Westbridge

[mookiemookie]

:har: YES! Go with that!

[Task Force]

I dont know who the fark you are...

but my name is Ben Dover...
age 1,003
sex whenever I can...
656 beat it lane.(named after the michael jackson song...)
phone 277-4053

or go with letum... lol

[bookworm_020]

This could get interesting!:O:

[Task Force]

Hello mr person... Id like to exchange you your millions of dollars for this euro...
http://www.curbside.on.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/euro.jpg

Name:Ritchard Head
age:unknown
sex:well... ive got a x and a y chromosome...
current adress... That allyway behine that chinese joint downtown.
phone: 277-4053
(if you have a phone with letters under the numbers... go have a looksie and tell me what you find.):rotfl:

[Pwnerator]

Name: Freiherr Fritz von Wolfschanzen
Age: 108
Sex: not before Marriage
Current Adress: Kaiser Wilhelm Square 32b, German Empire
Phone: 18711914


...just go with letum :D

[SUBMAN1]

There is a site that deals with nothing more than getting back at these people.

www.419eater.com

-S

[UnderseaLcpl]

If I really wanted to waste his time, I'd start with this;



Dear Mr. Lawson,

Thank you for considering me for assistance in this matter. I will be more than happy to aid you in this endeavour.

Name: Isabel Falkiron
Age: 63
Sex: Female
Address: (the address of someone you hate)
Phone number: (the phone number of someone you hate)

Sincerely,

Isabel Falkiron


P.S. Please contact me by email if possible. I am partially deaf and I do not want to miss your important call.

And we go from there.

Now if I just wanted to be mean:DL;

Dear Mr.Lawson,

I am afraid that I cannot assist you. I am currently participating in an effort to destroy the Nigerian fraud e-mail market, and the government watches my accounts closely. If you are interested in participating, please contact me at https://tips.fbi.gov/. I can assure you, the rewards for participating are very generous. Just include any information you have on fraudsters that have contacted you in the personal information section, and the FBI or Interpol will generously compensate you. I made over 15,000 USD for my last tip.

Please consider aiding us in this effort.

Sincerely,

Isabel Falkiron


I think the latter is particularly devious:arrgh!:

[Task Force]

lol:rotfl:

[PeriscopeDepth]

I like Letum's!

Did you send anything to the scammer yet Xabba?

PD

[Raptor1]

Dear Mr. Lawson,

I applaud your attempts to make your message seem innocent, but, as I told your predecessor (I am sorry about his loss, by the way, but like mine, I suppose your organization has to get rid of impeding elements), we are not under surveillance.

The cargo you have requested (Attached is a manifest, for your confirmation) is located, as agreed upon by Mr. Herz, in our Hamburg warehouse. We will ship it as soon as you transfer the money to our secure accounts, which we will reveal to you upon receiving confirmation of this message.

Do not fail me here, Mr. Lawson, my boss will be very angry if there will be any more delays with this deal. We have spent enough time and money making it possible in the first place.

Daniel Maurer
Los-Angeles-Platz 32
21109 Hamburg Wilhelmsburg

-----------------

Attach an official looking document detailing the illegal sale of thousands of assault rifles, ammunition and other assortment of illegal stuff.

Of course, if he responds in order to get our accounts, we can go on from there.

[UnderseaLcpl]

And I thought I had a mind**** for him :rotfl:

[Janus]

I would ignore it. Answering that spam will only get you more spam. Why do you read your spam mail in the first place? Or wait... did you get this via snail mail?

[Raptor1]

I would ignore it. Answering that spam will only get you more spam. Why do you read your spam mail in the first place?

But there are so many possibilities of leaving the man mentally scarred for life! :O:

[mookiemookie]

I'm changing my vote. Go with Raptors! :haha:

[XabbaRus]

I will tonight.

[mookiemookie]

Lo and behold, I open up my inbox here at work and see this:

PRIZE WINNING DETAILS.

This email is to notify you that you have won an Award Sum of €1,000,000.00 Euro
in Nationale Staats Loterij held in Netherlands Amsterdam. Winners were pickedby
computerized system, drawn from over 50,000,000 companies and individualse-mail
addresses worldwide. Please contact the payment director by phone with your
winning information. Batch Num. DX842-NLP590, Ref Num. PL21-NL401-EU, Lucky
Num. DPS440-316DB, Ticket Num. NL771-WZ31

Contact: Mr.David Moolman
Tel: +31-647-226-334
E:mail:vaginfo1@aim.com
Your full Names:
Fax/Telephone:
Age:
Nationale Staats Loterij is lawful sponsored by the Microsoft Corporation and is
registered and protected by the Benelux trademark law. Please you areexpected to
make your claims immediately. Any claim not made before 21 Days will be transfer
to the suspense vault of the Netherlands Gaming Board.

Congratulations!!!
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Daniela V. Abder
Dept Sec.

I think I'll send Letum's reply.

[Letum]

Noo! mine won't work for that.

[Raptor1]

Arrgh, why don't I ever get spam? It's so frustrating :(

Oh, I agree, Letum's reply won't work for that, make something that fits it better.

[mookiemookie]

Ehh, it was sent to my work email address. I don't think I really want to mess around with that. But it would be funny.

[Stealth Hunter]

Use the name "Heywood Jablome".:D

[Task Force]

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

[Raptor1]

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

You're the one to talk...

[PeriscopeDepth]

Lo and behold, I open up my inbox here at work and see this:

E:mail:vaginfo1@aim.com
Maybe I am just immature, but I think that email addy is hilarious. :har:

PD

[SteamWake]

Careful how far you take it :03:

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/D14DE98D380D1B73862575FA0008F3A8?OpenDocument

[geetrue]

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

I always like to reply to those kind of emails with this one ... Works so far:

http://www.theworldwideweather.com/a_thevoices.jpg

[Task Force]

Lol... now that would be a shocker....:rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

I always like to reply to those kind of emails with this one ... Works so far:

http://www.theworldwideweather.com/a_thevoices.jpg

ಠ_ಠ

[Ishmael]

Dear friend,

Firstly let me introduce my self, I am Mr. David Lawson Credit & Disbursement Department Head Royal Bank of Scotland London United Kingdom. I am writing you in regards to a business suggestion which involves Transfer of Funds with amount Ј15.9 Million Great British Pounds only which has been lying unclaimed in Royal Bank of Scotland London. I am contacting you to assist me move these funds to your account, this transaction is legal and will be followed and endorsed legally by the British legal councils.

However, I did like to know if you would be able to handle this transaction with such amount involved. I shall furnish you with more details as soon as I have heard from you with the below details listed:

1. Full names:
2. Age
3. Sex
4. Current residential address:
5. Private phone number:

I will be waiting for response and assurance that you can be of partnership with me in making this project a reality. I will be furnishing you with further details as soon as I hear from you.

Truly Yours,

Mr. David Lawson
Credit & Disbursement Dept. {Royal Bank of Scotland England UK)


OK any suggestions?

I have two ideas.
1.

Dear Mr. Lawson,

I received your letter but must inform you that all of my business matters are handled by my accountant, Helen Waite. For any further business dealings with me, please go to Helen Waite.

Sincerely,
Ima Pseudonym

2.

Dear Mr. Lawson,

Thank you for your kind letter. I am, indeed interested in your business offer. Please provide me with your home street address or latitude and longitude coordinates. I will need those to load into the guidance system of my "payment package". I will send it along as soon as I receive the former and finish packing the coins around the HE charge of the warh...I mean "payment envelope".

Sincerely yours,