Те шальные русские

[CastleBravo]

This is said to be an entry level test leaked from the Russian Army. Six questions to help identify hidden psychological traits a young soldier might have. If you cannot see the number in one of the six circles on the test furthe investigation may be indicated by a trained professional.


http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/test.jpg


Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

[Sailor Steve]

Oh crap!

I ain't sayin'!

[Thomen]

Wow.. I can actually see a number in the first one. I usually can't see anything in those kind of tests except a bunch of colored dots.

[AVGWarhawk]

My mom always said if I kept doing that I would go blind. She was right. I can not see any of them. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

[CastleBravo]

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

:haha:

I'd sign up for national health care as soon as its available...the bearucrats will fix you good.

http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/Q/3/-/-/Cuckoos_Nest.jpg

[SteamWake]

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

LOL I got the same score but I wonder how many actually see something in No. 5 ? I think its a joke.

[CastleBravo]

LOL I got the same score but I wonder how many actually see something in No. 5 ? I think its a joke.

Make this man a general officer!!!:D

[Stealhead]

Те шальные русские tranlates as Those easy Russian(s) paste it in google translate or you can ask my wife she is from Latvia.:rotfl: It should be Te сумасшедшие русские.Though based on the joke in this thread Те шальные русские is fitting.

I bet this came from http://englishrussia.com/ it is a pretty interesting site that is about diffrent things russian/former soviet block nations some of it is just for fun though it is like "The Onion". It is a pretty good joke though in circile 5 there should be the number 6 what they do is photoshop out the 6 pretty clever.:rotfl:

Here is a real color blind test:http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Ishihara.asp. this is a very funny joke to pull on someone though as it makes you gay because only the person who altered the 5th circile knows there really is no number.

Very funny post CastleBravo.:yeah:

[Thomen]

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

I dun *twitch* now what R U *fiddles with knife* talking about. :x

Oh look.. what a nice magazine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playgirl)... :woot:

[Onkel Neal]

Haha, the only one I cannot make any sense out of is #5 ! WHEW! :haha:

[CastleBravo]

Те шальные русские tranlates as Those easy Russian(s) paste it in google translate or you can ask my wife she is from Latvia.:rotfl: It should be Te сумасшедшие русские.Though based on the joke in this thread Те шальные русские is fitting.

I bet this came from http://englishrussia.com/ it is a pretty interesting site that is about diffrent things russian/former soviet block nations some of it is just for fun though it is like "The Onion". It is a pretty good joke though in circile 5 there should be the number 6 what they do is photoshop out the 6 pretty clever.:rotfl:

Here is a real color blind test:http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Ishihara.asp. this is a very funny joke to pull on someone though as it makes you gay because only the person who altered the 5th circile knows there really is no number.

Very funny post CastleBravo.:yeah:

I used Babel Fish for the translation. Forward and back. I'm sure you and your wife are correct though.

[Stealhead]

Yeah my wife happened to be in the the room and saw the heading and said "Why is someone talking about easy russians?" she was headed out so I was not able to ask anymore at the time. She said your version is like a "quick" type so it does say crazy russians based on the context you just "read it" to mean that. Also my wife really speaks a more Latvian version of russian so in proper russian yours does say crazy russian google can be a bit scerwy.

Thinking about the color blind trick I recall that some kid in my high school class had one of these and it was the same deal with the 5th plate man some of the jocks where very disturbed by thier "results" for a few days.One guy kept asking to lookat it again and agian trying despretely to see that number.:har:

Neal its ok man dont ask dont tell.Just say any number.

Come to think of it I do hear voices in my head sometimes and I can barely see the last plate.

I should print one of these off I could have a blast at work with one.

[XabbaRus]

Figured out straight away that it is a joke. A good one though.

[Aramike]

LOL I got the same score but I wonder how many actually see something in No. 5 ? I think its a joke.It is a joke. Pretty old one, too - but funny.

[Freiwillige]

Really, A joke? Darn I was so hoping that we were all gay so we could skip and hold hands and such and talk about matching our purses!:woot:

Life is so unfair!:nope:

[Buddahaid]

Oh! You've been to the Cavalla then.

Buddahaid

[Blacklight]

Hehe ! Good joke.
This is a colorblindness test actually.

[Task Force]

Thank god its a test... I got a tad bit worryed for a second...

[Aramike]

Actually, it's not a joke. You're all gay.

[CastleBravo]

Actually, it's not a joke. You're all gay.
Ya didn't see the number 18 in #5? Ooops

[Task Force]

Well atleast Im not a gay Zombie...:O:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuK_wYrqp8&fmt=18

[CastleBravo]

Well atleast Im not a gay Zombie...:O:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuK_wYrqp8&fmt=18

You forgot to say...'not that there is anything wrong with that'. :salute:

[Task Force]

And theres alot rong with that...:rotfl:

[SteamWake]

Wait a minute, how can a 'zombie' have any sexual preference? :hmmm:

[Task Force]

err, cause they got bit by a gay zombie...

[Aramike]

err, cause they got bit by a gay zombie...Duh.

[Spike88]

err, cause they got bit by a gay zombie...
But then who bit the first gay zombie?

[Task Force]

I have no idea... its kind of like all zombie movies... they dont say... China, I guess, thats where everything nowdays come from.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Oh crap!

I ain't sayin'!

ROFLMAO :rotfl:

I thought it best to sit back and enjoy the show :O:

[Onkel Neal]

But then who bit the first gay zombie?

A bi- zombie?

[geetrue]

You guys are all mixed up ... your thinking about vampares or something

Zombies come out of the grave called by the voodoo priest, remember?

The only way they can be gay is that that was their preference before they died or the priest in question could possibly be that way, but not from a bite.


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[SUBMAN1]

You guys are all mixed up ... your thinking about vampares or something

Zombies come out of the grave called by the voodoo priest, remember?

The only way they can be gay is that that was their preference before they died or the priest in question could possibly be that way, but not from a bite.


No. Its a biological experiment gone wrong in a lab. That is where Zombies come from.

-S

[geetrue]

No. Its a biological experiment gone wrong in a lab. That is where Zombies come from.

-S

A government lab?

[Jimbuna]

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/821/discozombievs0.gif

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2319/14916802pn4.gif

[Task Force]

IT CAME FROM JIMS SMILEY COLECTION.:o

[Dimitrius07]

This is said to be an entry level test leaked from the Russian Army


I hade almost the same test when i joined the army.
Number 1,2,3,4 and 6 - no "problemo".
Number 5 - No way :o:dead:

[Hitman]

Interestingly, I was able to see a number in #5, but it was not the correct one :damn:

Probably I'm lesbian, because I like women but anyway I'm not a normal man :har:

[Task Force]

not normal... explain more comrade.:o

[Hitman]

I mean if I'm not normal in my sexual tendencies according to the test, but I like women, then I must be lesbian :haha:

[Task Force]

aaaahhh.... comrade... i zee now...

[Dimitrius07]

Interestingly, I was able to see a number in #5, but it was not the correct one :damn:

Probably I'm lesbian, because I like women but anyway I'm not a normal man :har:

Strange :DL, i preffer woman as well.

[Loud_Silence]

Oh ****:o