The beat the person above you game... [Archive]

Task Force

07-10-09, 11:07 PM

Well... I was looking around some other forums today... and found a game thread... thought id bring it over here like someone did with the dream crushing thread... the rules are below...
Ok here are the rules:

1) You have to post a picture that beats the person above you, and really beats the pic of whatever... you can't just put up a picture and make something up about it to make it "beat" the person above.

2) You can't put up a picture of anything invulnerable like God, nukes or anything that would be impossible to beat.

3) It'll be easier if you quote to the person above you, so that we know what you're trying to beat.

4) Try not to re-use something.

heres the example they used...

http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg
a BEAR

then to beat that picture someone might post something like this
http://www.mydiseasedmind.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/102407-hunting-knife.jpg
and say "i will hunt ur bear down and kill it"

and the next person wud go
http://www.blackbearforge.com/images/Knife6.jpg
"U call that a knife, this is a knife"

well... lets start...
http://www.sportscarcup.com/cars/pagani-zonda-f.jpg
a Pagani Zonda...

joegrundman

07-11-09, 12:12 AM

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7804/londontrianglewheelclam.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/londontrianglewheelclam.jpg/)

this slowz ur speedin down

jumpy

07-11-09, 12:16 AM

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9402/wheelclampanglegrinder.png

nice try, but your clamp is full of FAIL!

GoldenRivet

07-11-09, 12:29 AM

nice try, but your clamp is full of FAIL!

http://www.bwog.net/uploads/diamond.jpg

Your blade is far too dull to cut this!

(task force beat me by seconds!)

Task Force

07-11-09, 12:33 AM

http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/317695/2310624/0/1212316736/V-slot_diamond_cutting_saw_blade.jpg
my dimond cutting blade will fix it!
(ill let ya have that one GR)

GoldenRivet

07-11-09, 12:36 AM

my dimond cutting blade will fix it!
(ill let ya have that one GR)

http://cache.virtualtourist.com/957872-Stream_of_molten_lava_on_the_Big_Island-Hawaii_Volcanoes_National_Park.jpg

Molten lava melts the cutting blade

Task Force

07-11-09, 12:43 AM

http://alohahawaii.home.att.net/KalapanaLavaFlow11-27-1989.jpg
you call that a lava flow... my lava flow beats yours...

GoldenRivet

07-11-09, 12:57 AM

you call that a lava flow... my lava flow beats yours...

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/OceanCarbon/images/ocean_surface.jpg

Millions of gallons of sea water cool and hardens your lava stream

Task Force

07-11-09, 01:00 AM

http://www.celestiamotherlode.net/catalog/images/screenshots/various/earth_Earth_without_water_1__Adirondack.jpg
oooohhh but my gravity maching makes all the gravity dissapears... and your water falls off the earth.:yep:

joegrundman

07-11-09, 03:59 AM

this last picture is for the wrong game. it belongs in crush the dreams

aah whatever...

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6602/deathstarfiring2.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/deathstarfiring2.jpg/)

this baby totally pwns that rotating spherical mudball thang of yours

HunterICX

07-11-09, 04:12 AM

Luke will deal with that space station!

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1227/171325trenchbattlel.jpg

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5804/deathstar1destroyedatya.jpg
:rock:

HunterICX

Jimbuna

07-11-09, 11:16 AM

Superman will sort Luke Skywalker out.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/2409/taiwansupermanposter.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/taiwansupermanposter.jpg/)

Dowly

07-11-09, 11:19 AM

Superman will sort Luke Skywalker out.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/2409/taiwansupermanposter.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/taiwansupermanposter.jpg/)

Kryptoniteman beats Superman.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/characters/who-images/kryptoniteman.jpg

(Or horse if we are talking about Christopher Reeve)

GoldenRivet

07-11-09, 01:09 PM

Kryptoniteman beats Superman.

(Or horse if we are talking about Christopher Reeve)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2839927204_4074dbda8a.jpg

this match burns the Kryptoniteman comic book.

geetrue

07-11-09, 01:21 PM

One little match is not going to destroy all of the Kryptonite in the world ...
It's only good for one comic book.

(remember not to double post pictures due to bandwidth)

http://www.worldwideweather.org/The%20Weather.jpg

World map showing location of all Kryptonite mines with fire proof bunkers to store rare issues of all superman comic books in ...

GoldenRivet

07-11-09, 01:55 PM

It's only good for one comic book.

which is specifically the target of the match... the pictured comic page

GoldenRivet

07-11-09, 01:56 PM

(remember not to double post pictures due to bandwidth)

previous posts edited... i guess i misinterpreted the "quote the person above you" concept:oops:

Task Force

07-11-09, 03:53 PM

http://www.fitbuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/asteroid-impact.jpg
My asteroid beats your kryptonite mine!

AND MY 5,000 POST!!!

Biggles

07-11-09, 04:16 PM

My badass actor will beat that asteroid of yours!
http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bruce-willis.jpg

Dowly

07-11-09, 06:03 PM

My badass actor will beat that asteroid of yours!

The asteroid beat him, no need for another asteroid pic. Fail. :cool:

Task Force

07-11-09, 06:08 PM

http://www.corproject.com/images/media/media_page/w_LaserBlaster.jpg
My lazer blaster beats your actor!

Letum

07-11-09, 06:16 PM

A chrome ball will harmlessly scatter any laser beam.
http://www.world-mysteries.com/illusions/sci_ill_mirror.jpg

Dowly

07-11-09, 06:16 PM

No you tit!

The asteroid that B. Willis beat also beat him (he died on the asteroid), so your post is false. Sober up, commie. :O:

EDIT: JEBUS!!!!! FOLLOW THE GAME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Task Force

07-11-09, 06:21 PM

I also would like to add. that after 2 pages (40 posts) someone can post a new pic so we can start over.:yep:

Dowly

07-11-09, 06:26 PM

Partly off topic.

I like these kinda games, I've seen them in numerous boards I'm in. But the problem is that we move to fast. I mean, we went from diamond blade to molten lava to skywalker. What could beat skywalker? Maybe Yoda, but who would beat Yoda? We dont know, game over. Baby steps, guys, baby steps. ;)

Task Force

07-11-09, 06:29 PM

hmm lets start this game over with a new pic!
http://happyhomemaker88.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/washing-machine.jpg
a washmachine.

I say every 25 posts we start new.

Raptor1

07-11-09, 06:39 PM

Stock market crash puts washing machine companies out of business

http://www.onlineinvestingai.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/stock-market-crash-1929.jpg

Task Force

07-11-09, 07:06 PM

http://www.treehugger.com/us-money-photo.jpg
money beats the stockmarket crash.

geetrue

07-11-09, 07:31 PM

money beats the stockmarket crash.

Sure go ahead throw more money at the problem ...

China demands payment now

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:7K97VhtkU2Pe_M::international.missour istate.edu/assets/china/china_map.gif

Task Force

07-11-09, 07:50 PM

http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/north_korea_map.gif
sorry, we are paying more attention to NK at the time being, call back later.:yep:

Max2147

07-11-09, 11:55 PM

http://www.diabetes.org/ueimages/Food-Pyramid.jpg

Food - North Korea doesn't have enough.

Raptor1

07-12-09, 01:28 AM

Marxism brings food to the people!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Karl_Marx_001.jpg

Polak

07-12-09, 02:23 AM

National Socialism brings food and libensraum to the people!

http://rescindedred.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/hitler.jpg

Pwnerator

07-12-09, 03:59 AM

The Allies bring unconditional surrender to National Socialism!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Tehran_Conference%2C_1943.jpg

Raptor1

07-12-09, 04:19 AM

The Iron Curtain divides the Allies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/history/images/hist_berlin_wall.jpg

Rilder

07-12-09, 05:25 AM

A Wooden Catapult divides the iron curtain!
http://i27.tinypic.com/vimo7l.jpg

Biggles

07-12-09, 08:22 AM

http://www.gexcon.com/fire/images/fire.jpg
Fire burns your catapult!

Letum

07-12-09, 08:43 AM

Fighting fire with fire destroys the fire...errr...I think.
http://www.gexcon.com/fire/images/fire.jpg

Raptor1

07-12-09, 08:48 AM

Fire cannot burn in the vacuum of space

http://www.melegraph.com/images/outerspace.jpg

Oberon

07-12-09, 08:55 AM

http://images.brighthub.com/82/B/82BC3633510E12B113AFD5BA10C268B47E9B50AA_small.jpg

The Big Crunch pwns space :O:

GoldenRivet

07-12-09, 09:05 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00441/news-graphics-2007-_441537a.jpg

Stephen Hawking owns the big crunch

Letum

07-12-09, 09:05 AM

http://images.brighthub.com/82/B/82BC3633510E12B113AFD5BA10C268B47E9B50AA_small.jpg

The Big Crunch pwns space :O:

The 'Big Freeze'; a state of extremely high entropy in which the universe
never reaches the critical density required to cause the 'Big Crunch'
renders your 'Big Crunch' as false and irrelevant.

http://www.ehponline.org/docs/1997/105-12/focusfig2a.GIF

ed: I'm too slow.

GoldenRivet

07-12-09, 09:07 AM

sorry... cant resist

http://www.lifesteps.com/gm/Atoz/images/ency/00042996.jpg

Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis owns stephen hawking :oops:

Jimbuna

07-12-09, 11:44 AM

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sixmilliondollarman.jpg

The Six Million Dollar Man overcomes Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis

Raptor1

07-12-09, 11:51 AM

Hyperinflation causes Six Million Dollar man to be worth the equivalent of 6 dollars

http://moneytipcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/children-playing-with-money.jpg

Oberon

07-12-09, 12:19 PM

http://www.reptiles1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/german/173b.jpg

The introduction of a new currency ends the hyperinflation

Jimbuna

07-12-09, 01:14 PM

http://www.deljpn.ec.europa.eu/data/local/20040727042030_2.jpg

The Euro sees them all off.

geetrue

07-12-09, 03:19 PM

It will be a cold day in hell before we accept the eruo down here ...

http://www.bauerphoto.com/adport/adpics/mDevil.JPG

Biggles

07-12-09, 03:21 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J_KXZbfpQo0/SbBtO0wvWAI/AAAAAAAAAPc/scgOlsMVm9A/s400/monty%2Bpython%2Bgod.jpg
That guy was thrown to hell by this guy, beat that!

What the...I'm an ocean warrior now!?

Oberon

07-12-09, 05:02 PM

http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2-thumb-514x514.jpg

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!!

Biggles

07-12-09, 05:04 PM

RIGHT HERE!
http://sherriesjournalthoughtsofacomplexmind.files.wordpr ess.com/2008/04/heinz_ketchup.jpg

Task Force

07-12-09, 05:08 PM

http://www.iconocast.com/EB000000000000113/G8/News4_0.jpg
ma french fryies kill yer ketchup!

GoldenRivet

07-12-09, 05:18 PM

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/fat_kid.jpg

Fat ass McDonald's kid destroys your fries instantly

Oberon

07-12-09, 05:21 PM

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/01/MR-MOTIV-2.jpg

Mr Motivator motivates the Fat Ass McDonalds kid :rock:

Raptor1

07-12-09, 05:22 PM

T-800 terminates Fat ass McDonald's kid

EDIT: Oh, alright, he terminates Mr. Motivator too

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Terminator-2-judgement-day.jpg

GoldenRivet

07-12-09, 05:25 PM

http://goldlabelgoods.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/john-connor-terminator-salvation-trading-card.jpg

john Connor wastes the "f-ing machine"

Task Force

07-12-09, 05:27 PM

http://www.nuclearinfo.org/files/images/nuclearweapons/nuclearexplotion.jpg
my explosive device blows Jhon Conner up

Oberon

07-12-09, 05:30 PM

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-45074d753d60c-Terminator+2:+Judgment+Day+(1991).jpeg

A certain time-travelling T-800 is able to get John Connor to a military bunker before the nukes go off.

Raptor1

07-12-09, 05:32 PM

Corporate CEO closes T-800 manufacturing plant

http://www.seoconsultants.com/links/images/staff/ceo-2x.jpg

Oberon

07-12-09, 05:34 PM

http://meetupblog.meetup.com/small_obama_image.jpg

CEOs corporation brought out by government

Task Force

07-12-09, 05:35 PM

http://www.thesmokehammer.com/images/bush_head2.jpg
an Idiout buys it back and that Idiout sells it to the makers of skynet.

geetrue

07-12-09, 06:54 PM

Skynet:
SKYNET- America's first neural net defense network super computer (http://www.goingfaster.com/term2029/skynet.html)

It was every man for himself, until SKYNET became alive and filled the void left by a seemingly disinterested God. Its vision was very controlled. ...

Side note: Skynet was destroyed by a piece of space junk July 12th 2009

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Debris-GEO1280.jpg/250px-Debris-GEO1280.jpg

Task Force

07-12-09, 06:57 PM

But supposivly skynet couldnt be shut down... cause it was software on everyones computer... or something along those lines.:yep:

GoldenRivet

07-12-09, 10:05 PM

supposivly

i think you mean "supposedly"

Task Force

07-12-09, 10:11 PM

yes i do!:yep:

HunterICX

07-13-09, 03:18 AM

But supposivly skynet couldnt be shut down... cause it was software on everyones computer... or something along those lines.:yep:

Evil Resource hog Norton Antivirus cleans Skynet of everyones computer
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1526/29apr10.jpg

HunterICX

Jimbuna

07-13-09, 04:16 AM

Norton is hacked by the evil people that abound the internet.

http://www.rctoys.com/images/products/extra-description-images/hacker-x-pro-pc-app-screen.gif

Oberon

07-13-09, 06:49 AM

http://www.emcc.de/img/lemp.jpg

Electromagnetic pulse fries hackers computers :|\\

GoldenRivet

07-13-09, 11:47 AM

http://www.aant.com.au/Portals/0/images/membership/Benefits/Battery%20Service.jpg

battery powered and EMP hardened computer survives the EMP attack

Oberon

07-13-09, 12:55 PM

http://explodinglaptop.com/images/dell%20banger1.jpg

Unfortunately it happens to be a Dell laptop...

Raptor1

07-13-09, 01:00 PM

Use of the brain saves you from buying that

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Chimp_Brain_in_a_jar.jpg/476px-Chimp_Brain_in_a_jar.jpg

Oberon

07-13-09, 01:04 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4JWtIEhnGLY/SdYmwNsCdjI/AAAAAAAAAA8/wbo7iKcI68c/S1600-R/chav2.jpg

Brain...wot dat?

Biggles

07-13-09, 03:52 PM

http://filterkungen.bloggproffs.se/files/world-hamburger.jpg
Any food this big would make those chaps worship it as a God.

Task Force

07-13-09, 04:05 PM

http://natecousineau.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/short-fat.jpg
Dis fatty kills yer cheezeburger!

Jimbuna

07-13-09, 04:05 PM

The elephant eats the snack

http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2007/shah_rach/AfricanElephant111.jpg

Task Force

07-13-09, 04:06 PM

I beat you to it jim.:rotfl: we posted at 5:05.

Biggles

07-13-09, 04:07 PM

http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/files/2005/07/time.jpg
Time will eventually bring that monstrosity down!

And I've already beaten Jim!

Task Force

07-13-09, 04:09 PM

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gadgetlab/images/2009/03/06/time_machine.jpg
My time machine dosent need your time... so it beats you... oah... hey biggels, coult you tap the starter... It wont start...

GoldenRivet

07-14-09, 09:28 AM

http://www.freewebs.com/movie_pix/Back%20to%20the%20Future/old%20biff%20finds%20almanac.JPG

this "Butt Head" uses your time machine to skew the space time continuum into a tangent thus creating an alternate 1985!!!

Biggles

07-14-09, 09:45 AM

http://www.madisonpubliclibrary.org/new/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/1984overture.gif
1984 is the year before 1985!

Jimbuna

07-14-09, 09:48 AM

Beaten by 1986

http://www.gettingpersonal.co.uk/images/1986_cd_lrg.jpg

nikimcbee

07-14-09, 10:03 AM

Beaten by 1986

http://www.gettingpersonal.co.uk/images/1986_cd_lrg.jpg

You 1980's music is no match for my 1970's music. don't believe me:stare:

Take that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gNYVia2rg

(Actual Neal steven's Prom footage)

GoldenRivet

07-14-09, 10:18 AM

wow....

ok, new game.

http://www.salisburylions.org/male_lion.jpg

Letum

07-14-09, 10:23 AM

ok, new game.

The old game beats the new game!
http://www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/oldgame.jpg

Rilder

07-14-09, 02:16 PM

The original game beats the old one!

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7449/gamemib.jpg

Letum

07-14-09, 03:29 PM

The original game beats the old one!

The forums before the game beat the original game.
http://www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/usualsuspects.jpg

Biggles

07-14-09, 03:42 PM

http://www.playservers.com/images/server_fire.gif

A server fire destroys the forums!

Jimbuna

07-14-09, 03:45 PM

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/no/non-branded-dry-powder-extinguisher-6kg.jpg

The dry powder extinguisher sorts it.

Oberon

07-14-09, 05:42 PM

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/1228/fireextinguisher.jpg

Hotel manager beats fire extinguisher (or should that be the other way round? :hmmm:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDwWOqc1MPw

Task Force

07-14-09, 07:04 PM

http://ninjamonkeys.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/firehose.jpg
a idiout with a firehose beats your hotel manager.

Jimbuna

07-16-09, 12:01 PM

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3516/propsbigasswrench.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/propsbigasswrench.jpg/)

The wrench shuts off the water hydrant

Biggles

07-16-09, 12:28 PM

The spy backstabs the wrench-wielding engineer.
http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/spy-backstab.jpg

Oberon

07-16-09, 01:38 PM

http://misc.levels4you.com/l4y/tf2_pyro.jpg

SPY CHECK! SPY CHECK! SPY CHECK! SPY CHECK! SPY CHECK! SPY CHECK!

Biggles

07-16-09, 05:06 PM

http://casualtygamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/pyro1.jpg
PSSSSSSSSSSSST!

Hehehehehehehehheheheheheheheh.....

(sniper beats pyro).

Task Force

07-16-09, 05:07 PM

http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/screenshots/phl/14083433.jpg
spyknife beats sniper.

Oberon

07-17-09, 09:44 AM

http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/1/3/9/0/jarate.jpg

Bombs away!

Jimbuna

07-17-09, 10:56 AM

Real bombs

http://www.zianet.com/tedmorris/dg/b-1bombing2.jpg

Biggles

07-17-09, 11:08 AM

A peace treaty stops your bombs!
http://www.business.ualberta.ca/yreshef/zionism/images/013.gif

Task Force

07-17-09, 12:02 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/21/article-1047807-001BD8300000044C-965_468x385.jpg
assassin kills one of the hairs to one of the treatys countrys thrown. breaks treaty, starts anouther war...

Biggles

07-17-09, 12:48 PM

Tuberculosis kills the assassin.
http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/files/images/mycobacterium-tuberculosis.jpg

Task Force

07-17-09, 12:51 PM

http://images.inmagine.com/img/Imagesource/is393/is393019.jpg
Science kills the TB.

Jimbuna

07-17-09, 04:10 PM

Einstein rewrites science

http://nutritionunplugged.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/einstein.jpg

Stealth Hunter

07-17-09, 04:12 PM

http://literatiworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/oppenheimer.jpg

Oppenheimer rewrites Einstein's revision of science to what it was originally.

Task Force

07-17-09, 04:14 PM

http://www.devicedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/asteroid1.jpg
asteroid plumets towards earth, causeig panic, makeing everyone forget science.

Stealth Hunter

07-17-09, 04:22 PM

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/06/asteroids.jpg

Asteroids are influenced by Jupiter's gravity to move just out of Earth's way, causing people to take a sudden, great interest in science.

Oberon

07-17-09, 04:53 PM

http://www.bluepoint.gen.tr/sagan/sholevy9.gif

Comet fragments hit Jupiter

Task Force

07-17-09, 05:02 PM

http://orangeedge.com/images/experiments/explosionPlanet.jpg
casueing jupiter to explode.

Stealth Hunter

07-17-09, 05:07 PM

But it's a gas giant.:smug:

Task Force

07-17-09, 05:08 PM

Just like uranus...:up:
(couldnt find a pic of a giant gas planet going boom...)

Stealth Hunter

07-17-09, 05:15 PM

Now that I think about it, I don't think the gases would even be able to sustain fusion to produce an explosion of any kind, or fission for that matter.

I wonder if you could destroy it with a huge amount of antimatter?:hmmm: