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SUBMAN1
06-23-09, 08:20 AM
Obama was out for his morning smoke and he saw a young boy selling puppies. Obama finishes one smoke and goes up to the young boy and asks "What kind of puppies are those, son"? The young boy replies, "Them there are Democrat puppies sir." “Well,” says Obama “how sweet.” and returns to the smoking area and has himself a couple more smokes before the press gets there. Obama, having finished his smokes, goes and get's Michelle and tells her to go up to the young boy and ask him what kind of puppies they were. Michelle approaches the young man "What kind of puppies are those"? The boy replies “Them there are Republican puppies ma'm.” Obama hears the young boy’s reply and asks "I thought you told me those were Democrat puppies?” The boy replies “Oh yes sir, but since then they have opened their eyes"!
U-104
06-23-09, 10:18 AM
:haha::haha:
mookiemookie
06-23-09, 10:27 AM
...and then Obama put the Republican puppies to sleep in accordance with his Kenyan secret Muslim master's wishes to sweep aside all opposition to his statist elitist fascist socialist Marxist terrorist agenda to destroy America and usher in Armageddon.

What? I'm just saving the rest of you the trouble. :roll:
GoldenRivet
06-23-09, 10:31 AM
...and then Obama put the Republican puppies to sleep in accordance with his Kenyan secret Muslim master's wishes to sweep aside all opposition to his statist elitist fascist socialist Marxist terrorist agenda to destroy America and usher in Armageddon.

What? I'm just saving the rest of you the trouble. :roll:

what?

nobody was thinking that.





he simply drown them. :D
Kapitan_Phillips
06-23-09, 11:19 AM
...and then Obama put the Republican puppies to sleep in accordance with his Kenyan secret Muslim master's wishes to sweep aside all opposition to his statist elitist fascist socialist Marxist terrorist agenda to destroy America and usher in Armageddon.

What? I'm just saving the rest of you the trouble. :roll:


:har::har:
Oberon
06-23-09, 11:36 AM
Don't forget that he'll make a coat out of the puppies skins, can't forget that particular piece of Democratic terrorism :smug:
GoldenRivet
06-23-09, 11:44 AM
Don't forget that he'll make a coat out of the puppies skins, can't forget that particular piece of Democratic terrorism :smug:

the only reason he would do that is because he would take the pups coat - something that is rightfully theirs - and give it freely to some working aged able bodied adult who has no coat nor any intent to earn one of his own.
Max2147
06-23-09, 11:52 AM
.... and it'll all lead to nuclear war because of March of the Dimes! :up:
GoldenRivet
06-23-09, 11:54 AM
.... and it'll all lead to nuclear war because of March of the Dimes! :up:

:har::har::har:

lol right!!
Rilder
06-23-09, 02:20 PM
.... and it'll all lead to nuclear war because of March of the Dimes! :up:

See what you do here is hide nuclear weapons in the puppies. :rotfl:
Sailor Steve
06-23-09, 02:22 PM
A B C D Puppies?

L M N O Puppies!

O S A R!

C M P?
Oberon
06-23-09, 03:54 PM
SOS?
Max2147
06-23-09, 05:08 PM
ABBA SOS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4JEmz4FoJE
bookworm_020
06-24-09, 02:00 AM
Solve your problems

get a cat!:yeah: