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jumpy
06-19-09, 05:35 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/04/19/court-ruling-confirms-dorset-village%E2%80%99s-name-is-pronounced-scrotum%E2%80%99/


hahahaha fantastic!

After months of wrangling between life-long villagers and affluent newcomers, a High Court judge has ruled that the name of the tiny Dorset village of Schroatham should correctly be pronounced ’scrotum’.
/SNIP
Finally, after considerable research, the judge’s decision was swayed by evidence uncovered by historians showing that the town was named in the 10th Century, after the Anglo-Saxon word Shkoot’m, meaning ‘ball-bag’
:har: spoof news is great.

AVGWarhawk
06-19-09, 05:54 PM
So what do they do in Scrotom? Just hang around I guess. :hmmm:

CastleBravo
06-19-09, 06:01 PM
Balls!

Task Force
06-19-09, 06:05 PM
wonder what people in that town when they were asked. so where do you live.:rotfl:

SteamWake
06-19-09, 06:06 PM
Yes this is exactly the type of thing the courts should be spending their time on. :rotfl:

Letum
06-19-09, 06:40 PM
If my village was called "Scrotum" I would fight to the death to keep it that way.

Kapitan_Phillips
06-19-09, 07:01 PM
If my village was called "Scrotum" I would fight to the death to keep it that way.

Either that or move to the neighbouring village of "Kawk"

Stealth Hunter
06-19-09, 07:01 PM
If my village was called "Scrotum" I would fight to the death to keep it that way.

This. Just this.:haha:

sunvalleyslim
06-20-09, 12:12 AM
I believe that this just maybe the actual birthplace of Kapt. Balz....the Beloved Hero of the entire German Navy......

Task Force
06-20-09, 12:17 AM
but just imagine... If you lived in a city named scrotum...

what would people from the rest of the world think.:rotfl:

Oah hey. where do you live...

Scrotum...:doh:

:rotfl:

Sailor Steve
06-20-09, 03:03 PM
Some years back I discovered that the famous Silverstone racetrack is located in Towcester County. I was surprised to be told, when I asked a local online, that it is indeed pronounced "Toaster".:yeah:

Jimbuna
06-20-09, 03:15 PM
Apparently the most common male christian name on the electoral register is 'Richard' :o

Rilder
06-20-09, 03:20 PM
I feel sorry for garbage men there.

"So what do you do?"

"Oh I'm a garbage man in Scrotum"

"So you keep Scrotum clean?"

Jimbuna
06-20-09, 03:51 PM
I feel sorry for garbage men there.

"So what do you do?"

"Oh I'm a garbage man in Scrotum"

"So you keep Scrotum clean?"

Yeah, I clean up the sh!t that some people don't bother removing :rotfl:

Letum
06-20-09, 05:18 PM
Coming from NorthYorkshire, I refuse to pronounce the letter 'H' at the start
of any word and shorten any letters after 'T'.

'elp t's big 'orse in 'ouse, 'ow 'd t' grr-in 'ere?

and such forth.

darius359au
06-20-09, 06:28 PM
Coming from NorthYorkshire, I refuse to pronounce the letter 'H' at the start
of any word and shorten any letters after 'T'.

'elp t's big 'orse in 'ouse, 'ow 'd t' grr-in 'ere?

and such forth.

I'm sorry , but I just had images of Bill Oddie and Ecky Thump pop in to my head reading that :rotfl::rotfl:

AVGWarhawk
06-21-09, 07:32 AM
So, do they make any cheese in Scrotom. You know the type, cheese fromundadesnuts. :o

Jimbuna
06-21-09, 07:57 AM
So, do they make any cheese in Scrotom. You know the type, cheese fromundadesnuts. :o

Just hang about while I check


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Marcantilan
06-21-09, 04:53 PM
So, do they make any cheese in Scrotom. You know the type, cheese fromundadesnuts. :o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Buddahaid
06-21-09, 10:50 PM
I wonder what a sack race at the company picnic is like?

Buddahaid

Hey look, I'm dashingly handsome now!

AVGWarhawk
06-22-09, 07:59 AM
Just hang about while I check


http://www.mothersover40.com/files/animated_bloke_scratching_balls.gif


:har:

AVGWarhawk
06-22-09, 08:00 AM
I wonder what a sack race at the company picnic is like?



:har:

AVGWarhawk
06-22-09, 08:02 AM
Cities baseball mascot:


http://cache.gawker.com/news/nutsack.jpg


Scrotums Nutty...catch him at every game hanging around. :03: