The top 500 funny city names

[SteamWake]

Well really only 499 but who cares some are pretty funny.

"Waterproof Lousiana" :rotfl:

http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=3864

[Task Force]

There are some countys/ citys with some weird names.:rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.gism.net/photos/V2/DCP01300.JPG

[UnderseaLcpl]

Why is Gun-Barrel City , Texas on that list? That name isn't funny, it's epic:rock:

[FIREWALL]

I always hear everybody mentioning " Smashballs, Missouri ".

But didn't see it on the list. :D

[Task Force]

I feel bad for that sign.:rotfl:

[Rilder]

Browsing Gmaps for the hell of it I came across Sugar Camp, Wisconsin. :rotfl:

[CastleBravo]

I guess White Settlement, Texas isn't (shouldn't) considered to be funny. :salute:

On the October 14, 2005, City leaders announced a plan to have local voters decide on a possible name change for the town from White Settlement to West Settlement. In the November 8 election, the name change was overwhelmingly rejected by a vote of 2388 to 219.

How about Crazy Woman Creek, Wyoming?

[FIREWALL]

I guess White Settlement, Texas isn't considered to be funny. :salute:

On the October 14, 2005, City leaders announced a plan to have local voters decide on a possible name change for the town from White Settlement to West Settlement. In the November 8 election, the name change was overwhelmingly rejected by a vote of 2388 to 219.

The people didn't want to replace their custom stationary. :haha:

[GoldenRivet]

Why is Gun-Barrel City , Texas on that list? That name isn't funny, it's epic:rock:

down the road from my house :up: well about 45 minutes i guess.

how about "Cut & Shoot, Texas"

down near Subsim HQ

[Stealth Hunter]

I always hear everybody mentioning " Smashballs, Missouri ".

But didn't see it on the list. :D

:haha:

[CastleBravo]

How about Crazy Woman Creek, Wyoming?

[Stealth Hunter]

How about Crazy Woman Creek, Wyoming?

That would be in the top ten; most definitely.

[CastleBravo]

That would be in the top ten; most definitely.

An FAA-operated VOR navigation beacon, named amusingly after this area, is located about seven miles (12 km) southeast of the creek. Crazy Woman VOR's FAA three-letter station designator is CZI.

Can't you just herar the controller asking a pilot to report Crazy Woman?

[Aramike]

I feel bad for that sign.:rotfl:You beat me to it. :haha:

[SteamWake]

An FAA-operated VOR navigation beacon, named amusingly after this area, is located about seven miles (12 km) southeast of the creek. Crazy Woman VOR's FAA three-letter station designator is CZI.

Can't you just herar the controller asking a pilot to report Crazy Woman?

Or a pilot unfamiliar with the approach seeing only CZI and hearing control directing them "direct to crazy women, descend and maintain for approach" :rotfl:

[Torplexed]

I guess when you get bored with farm animals you can always hit the flowerbed.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/262742490_0dea0d3453.jpg?v=0

[Rilder]

I guess when you get bored with farm animals you can always hit the flowerbed.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/262742490_0dea0d3453.jpg?v=0

Founder must of played dwarf fortress, cause that is exactly the type of name that often comes up in the Random fortress name generator.

[Platapus]

I have been to Dirty Sock Hot Springs, CA once.

[Tchocky]

I grew up not far from Hackballscross.

[Shearwater]

There's a small village in Austria called ****ing (though it's pronounced more like Fooking, the joke is well understood). Here's a link: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/13098464_7eb09d3450.jpg. Also, there's a place in Austria called "Petting", same in English as in German :DL

Edit: Sry, the name got censored (luckily, there are no asterisks on the picture ;) )

[Jimbuna]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9715/727pxintercoursepennsyl.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/727pxintercoursepennsyl.jpg/)

[Fr8monkey]

I guess when you get bored with farm animals you can always hit the flowerbed.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/262742490_0dea0d3453.jpg?v=0

That town is about 50 miles from where I live in Washington.

How about Boring, Oregon
There is also Bend, Oregon (there is a local prison joke with that name being used; but I wont say it here!)

[Jimbuna]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/DildoNewfoundland.jpg/280px-DildoNewfoundland.jpg

[Murr44]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/DildoNewfoundland.jpg/280px-DildoNewfoundland.jpg


Nice one. There's also Cobbledick Rd.:D near Oshawa Ontario.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.gadling.com/media/2007/01/weiner.jpg

[nikimcbee]

There was a really funny russian news story on this. (I'd have to do some serious searching to find it), but there are some russian towns such as: (no joke) Ballsack:haha:, and Big *****. (or little ***** I don't remember):haha:. The news reporter went around the town asking people the origin of the town's name.:yeah:

[Biggles]

Jimbuna, I'm pretty sure that you've caused most of all the lol's I've had on the forums throughout the years. That intercourse sign still makes me laugh:haha::haha::har:

Got two pics myself:
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1545/img2392f.jpg
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/650/img2397r.jpg
They're copies of the originals, dunno where the real things are, or if they mark out cities, but still...

I know there is a place called "Truth or consequences" in New Mexico somewhere, anyone see it on the list?

Edit: I found it, way up top. Also found this:

Unalaska, Alaska.

You can deny it, but it's true...you live in Alaska:D

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna, I'm pretty sure that you've caused most of all the lol's I've had on the forums throughout the years. That intercourse sign still makes me laugh:haha::haha::har:




http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/images/anusfrance.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2772/thumbsupgv0.gif

[SpeedyPC]

Jimbuna, I'm pretty sure that you've caused most of all the lol's I've had on the forums throughout the years. That intercourse sign still makes me laugh:haha::haha::har:

http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/images/anusfrance.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2772/thumbsupgv0.gif


And Jimbuna I love that sign too couldn't stop laughing for about 20mins............by the way keep your pants on before you enter that town it been 255 years of intercourse :har::har: "Crikey!" and do they have a nude beach by the lake or river or something.

[Torplexed]

Bad juxtapositions can be amusing too. :D

Hope you don't mind the gray decor.

http://www.kratzmc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funny_road_signs_043.jpg

[Syxx_Killer]

Michigan's got three of the top ten. Go Michigan! :har:

[Rilder]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/DildoNewfoundland.jpg/280px-DildoNewfoundland.jpg

Ahh Dildo, the town that enters you. :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.2spare.com/_media/imgs/articles/a124_Middelfart.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/townsignsgall/bendover_300x350.jpg