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GoldenRivet
06-14-09, 04:10 PM
ALARM! – an exclamation, usually shouted quite loudly when either in port or while sailing in waters of less than 20 meters depth.

ASDIC – a song, comprised mostly of sharp tones followed by deep booms which is played during Kriegsmarine funerals.

BALLAST TANKS – Tanks aboard the boat which mysteriously fill with air during a submerged attack on a well escorted convoy in broad daylight.

BAY OF BISCAY – the Kriegsmarine version of Arlington national cemetery

BLOW BALLAST – A slang term for a debriefing in which a commander who sank 10,000 tons of enemy shipping reports that he sank 30,000 tons of enemy shipping.

BOW – a type of probe on the front of a U-boat used for detecting whether the sea bed is made of mud, sand, rock or a mixture of all three, see also ALARM!

BDU – the german abbreviation for “Be More Aggressive”.

BOLD – the emotion which overcomes young u-boat commanders when they get their first command assignment in 1943, bold quickly turns to fear or frustration

BROADSIDE – a situation which allows a u-boat commander to know – beyond any doubt – that the enemy is aware of his presence.

CONTACT – 1. A sighted ship or ships which are travelling 5 knots faster than your own maximum speed 2. A reported target that will take at least 5 days to reach at maximum speed, 3. A reported target that is 100 miles beyond your maximum range.

DECKS AWASH – the procedure followed immediately AFTER return to port, yet immediately BEFORE a jaunt to a local French whore house. Experienced sailors follow this procedure again upon returning from the local French whore house.

ENIGMA – A top secret British device used to give away a surfaced u-boats position

FLANK SPEED – an engine speed setting that generally equates to 5 knots slower than the target’s speed.

GREAT CIRCLE ROUTE – a euphemism used to describe a route between two points in SH3 which would be shorter in real life, but is in fact many times longer than in real life.

GROSS REGISTERED TONNAGE – A ships registered displacement, subtract 25% during post patrol debriefings.

KALEUN – A decorative dummy that adorns the bridge of a u-boat.

KEEL – the area beneath a ship under which magnetic trigger torpedoes can safely pass without causing any damage to anything.

LEUTNANT ZUR SEE – A Kriegsmarine officer who is generally seeing the ocean for the first time.

LOGBOOK – A book aboard a u-boat used exclusively for recording aircraft sightings and crash dives.

LUFTWAFFE – A rare and often elusive breed of birds which travel in flocks of 2 or more. They can most often be spotted pointlessly circling areas devoid of enemy activity.

METOX – a decorative cross like device which attracts enemy aircraft.

MINE – a navigational device which rookie helmsmen home in on.

PERISCOPE – A devices used for viewing surface objects while the u-boat is submerged, invariably makes destroyers and frigates look like they are 2 miles away when in fact they are 300 meters away.

PRESSURE HULL – a thin metallic membrane that separates u-boat crews from certain death, often creaks and groans under the strain of pressure and is easily punctured by even the smallest caliber gunfire.

SILENT RUNNING – A condition aboard the boat in which one or more men invariably drop hammers or wrenches

SPREAD – a firing solution which results in four misses instead of the usual one.

TORPEDOES- Long tubular devices used for storing bad gyros and or faulty warheads / trigger mechanisms.

WAKE – A long trail of water disturbance that guides aircraft to u-boats.

WOLFPACK – a glorious attack against a convoy made by massive submarine formations that SH3 players are always late for or are unable to locate.

grislyatoms
06-14-09, 05:11 PM
:har: Great stuff.

Fog- Atmospheric anomaly that causes U-boat watch personnel to go temporarily blind; simultaneously has the opposite effect on escort watch personnel.

Conning tower - the most conspicuous feature in a given area of ocean; analogous to "beacon".

UZO - a delicate, sensitive optical device used for dropping down hatchways

Hanomag
06-14-09, 05:19 PM
LMFAO :har:

Your a sick man GR!!

meduza
06-14-09, 06:16 PM
:rotfl:

SO - a man whose duty is to inform you about ships in vicinity. He usually does this after they drop depthcharges on you.

SNORKEL - a device that sticks out of submerged u-boat, provides air and attracts airplanes

Rhodes
06-14-09, 06:43 PM
You forgot BERNARD!

onelifecrisis
06-14-09, 07:39 PM
:haha: :haha: :har:

Great stuff!!

GoldenRivet
06-15-09, 12:12 AM
You forgot BERNARD!

BERNARD - See also * all of the above

Kpt. Lehmann
06-15-09, 01:32 AM
Holy jet-skis GR... that's some funny s**t!!!! :har::har::har:

SteveW1
06-15-09, 01:52 AM
I like it, I like it a lot :har:

This is one reason I love Subsim funny threads like this that make me smile or laugh after a hard day at work.:yeah:

Steve

Jimbuna
06-15-09, 04:29 AM
MINE – a navigational device which rookie helmsmen home in on.


Classic :DL

nikbear
06-15-09, 04:56 AM
"KEEL – the area beneath a ship under which magnetic trigger torpedoes can safely pass without causing any damage to anything."

Nail,Head interface right there :haha::har::rotfl::rock:
Thats bloody hilarious GR:03::yeah::salute:

Rhodes
06-15-09, 06:05 AM
BERNARD - See also * all of the above

:haha::salute:

GoldenRivet
06-15-09, 12:23 PM
hoped you guys would enjoy it :D

FIREWALL
06-15-09, 12:34 PM
It helped me start my morning with a good laugh. :haha: :up:

Brag
06-15-09, 02:11 PM
Rivet,

Excellent stuff, enjoyed the laughs :haha::haha::haha:

Task Force
06-15-09, 02:23 PM
Funny stuff.:rotfl:

distroyer: ship with a uber crew with 20/20 eye sight who can hone in on a uboat in even bad weather. Travel at desired speed, with no effect by waves.

PT boat: super boat,which is more effective than a distroyer when attacking surfaced uboats, also speed is not effected by weather.

deck gun crew: 3 men who man your deckgun, cant hit a ship from 200meters away.

Deck gun: A device put of submarines decks, almost certian death when used.

AA gun: gun that puts little holes in aircraft, but does nothing to them.

Helms man: person who does what you order way after you order it.

U boat: same thing as a sailing graveyard.

CDT: when all life stops. often resulting in theropy.

JMV
08-13-09, 03:16 PM
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/server/show/conWebDoc.1257
http://www.geocities.com/ssvong/submarine/molch_glossary.htm
http://www.9teuflottille.de/index2.html
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/A
http://www.seemotive.de/abkmaritim/
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:U.S._Navy_slang
http://www.uboot-online.de/exclusiv/glossar.htm
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http://www.juliett484.org/juliett/education/misc/glossaryofsubterms.html
http://www.btinternet.com/~a.c.walton/navy/smn-faq/slang.htm
http://toocan.com/lunog/index.php/halibut/2008/06/07/submarine_terminology_uss_halibut_ssn_587
http://ww2db.com/ref.php?q=G
http://www.valoratsea.com/glossary.htm
http://www.71nord.de/Abkuerzungen.html

Red Heat
08-13-09, 04:23 PM
Great work, mate...my favorite its this one: :har:

"DECKS AWASH – the procedure followed immediately AFTER return to port, yet immediately BEFORE a jaunt to a local French whore house. Experienced sailors follow this procedure again upon returning from the local French whore house."

TarJak
08-13-09, 04:59 PM
Good stuff GR!:yeah::har::har:

GoldenRivet
04-10-13, 01:21 AM
i was searching for something completely unrelated and thought this was worth a bump

:rotfl2:

forgot all about this

Jimbuna
04-10-13, 07:09 AM
Probably more GWX related but....

RTFM


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Sailor Steve
04-10-13, 08:52 AM
i was searching for something completely unrelated and thought this was worth a bump

:rotfl2:

forgot all about this
Got a rise out of me, in more ways than one. I was wondering how it got to two pages overnight, then I saw a post by Brag and thought "He's back!"

Then I looked at the dates. :dead:

Still, a good one to see again once I figured it out. :sunny:

Herr-Berbunch
04-10-13, 11:03 AM
I wasn't here for the first outing of this thread, so thanks for bumping GR. :yeah:

A great read.

Vince82
04-10-13, 11:38 AM
Probably more GWX related but....

RTFM


http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

:haha:

Not forget: BRT=GRT for some Europeans. never mind.

VONHARRIS
04-10-13, 01:36 PM
That was really something GR
Very funny and "accurate" explanations of all terms

It was really worth the bump.

GoldenRivet
04-10-13, 02:08 PM
glad you enjoyed it :salute:

Madox58
04-10-13, 02:22 PM
I remember this from way back.
:yeah:

S3D - The perfect way to prepare for a new install if you don't know what your doing.
(Not slamming S3D as I do use it myself. :yep:)

flag4
04-10-13, 04:20 PM
:har: Great stuff.

Fog- Atmospheric anomaly that causes U-boat watch personnel to go temporarily blind; simultaneously has the opposite effect on escort watch personnel.



...something I never experience - fog, that is.

RustySubmarine
04-10-13, 06:46 PM
Nice one GR.:rotfl2::haha::rotfl2:

_Seth_
04-13-13, 01:01 PM
:har::up: