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nikimcbee
06-04-09, 03:42 PM
As an American, I ol' fat McBee, apologize to the rest of the world for our current leader's gross lack of US geography knowledge.
I never knew that all 57 states combined had 7 million muslims living here?:hmmm:, thus making us one of the largest Islamic nations.
It must be that fancy BS degree he has.:woot:
Task Force
06-04-09, 03:45 PM
wow... we have 57 states...:rotfl:When did we get 7 extras.:hmmm:
nikimcbee
06-04-09, 03:46 PM
(zampolit bursts into thread)
"Who said that? This is a seditious thread! Everybody clear out of here now!"
okay everybody stand and sing the national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXr1mkYWeCU
nikimcbee
06-04-09, 03:47 PM
wow... we have 57 states...:rotfl:When did we get 7 extras.:hmmm:
ask the leader that!:hmmm: as it is his quote!:oops:
Platapus
06-04-09, 03:48 PM
Wow making jokes about Obama making a mistake about 57 states! That's timely. What's next? How about you telling a joke about Lindbergh landing at the wrong airport?
Task Force
06-04-09, 03:49 PM
:har:ROTFL!!!:rotfl:And to the USSRs national anthom.:rotfl:
UnderseaLcpl
06-04-09, 03:55 PM
Wow making jokes about Obama making a mistake about 57 states! That's timely. What's next? How about you telling a joke about Lindbergh landing at the wrong airport?
I counter with a point about Bush being lambasted by the press for every single malapropism and grammatical error he ever made!
Then, I will take the stance that I hate both of them and we should all strive to be libertarians instead of socialists like those two!
Your move!
Aramike
06-04-09, 03:55 PM
Wow making jokes about Obama making a mistake about 57 states! That's timely. What's next? How about you telling a joke about Lindbergh landing at the wrong airport?Can't laugh at your guy, huh?
I mean, I know it's heresy and sacreligious and all, but geez... :03:
Catfish
06-04-09, 04:00 PM
Hello,
Nicki wrote:
" ... As an American, I ol' fat McBee, apologize to the rest of the world ..."
:o
Accepted, thanks.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Bye,
Catfish
Platapus
06-04-09, 04:04 PM
Can't laugh at your guy, huh?
I mean, I know it's heresy and sacreligious and all, but geez... :03:
A he is not my guy
B yes I laughed. About 8 months ago when he made the f-up
Aramike
06-04-09, 04:16 PM
A he is not my guy
B yes I laughed. About 8 months ago when he made the f-upOkay, that's fine ... but why not refrain from crying about others laughing about it?
(Even though I still think he's your guy)
http://www.rantrave.com/userimages/posts/2291_Medium.jpg?074911
Not quite sure either side is batting at its best tonight. Google the 57 states reference and you the map above; which I think its fair to say was not created by a Democrat...
...just note that France is off the New Hampshire coast. But is it me, or is the map of Germany? :know:
mookiemookie
06-04-09, 07:03 PM
http://www.rantrave.com/userimages/posts/2291_Medium.jpg?074911
Not quite sure either side is batting at its best tonight. Google the 57 states reference and you the map above; which I think its fair to say was not created by a Democrat...
...just note that France is off the New Hampshire coast. But is it me, or is the map of Germany? :know:
The type of people who made that map aren't big on "dadgum librul book learnin'"
Skybird
06-04-09, 07:05 PM
The planet drinks Coca Cola. Nuff said...
:sunny:
Frame57
06-05-09, 10:10 AM
The Pandering President has his facts wrong and he did this on purpose to fellate the Islamic world once again. There are about 1.5 Million Muslims and 7 Million Jews.
Well, I've always thought of the UK as the 51st state ;)
Sledgehammer427
06-05-09, 10:28 AM
America's like the big bad bully, grabbing the other kids by the shirt going "gimme all your lunch money!" While the UK's that nerdy kid behind him shaking his fist going "yeah!" :D love that one
AVGWarhawk
06-05-09, 10:46 AM
The planet drinks Coca Cola. Nuff said...
:sunny:
Interesting observation:hmmm:
Jimbuna
06-05-09, 11:18 AM
The planet drinks Coca Cola. Nuff said...
:sunny:
I think the Texans might argue its Dr Pepper :DL
GoldenRivet
06-05-09, 12:24 PM
Imagine if you will.
1945
Roosevelt Dies in office, Harry S. Truman replaces him as President of the United States.
What if Truman's first order of business is to go on an ass kissing campaign in Japan?
what would the reaction of the average Joe American have been back then?
just think about it is all i ask.
And while your thinking about this "ass kissing tour", as if that were not childish and simplistic enough, think about how the people upset with Obama for trying to gain ground in the Muslim world through diplomacy and conversation were all for reform in Iraq via military action.
GoldenRivet
06-05-09, 05:01 PM
im for cutting all ties to the middle east period. no good relations, no bad relations... just no relations.
to hell with them
mookiemookie
06-05-09, 06:31 PM
Imagine if you will.
1945
Roosevelt Dies in office, Harry S. Truman replaces him as President of the United States.
What if Truman's first order of business is to go on an ass kissing campaign in Japan?
what would the reaction of the average Joe American have been back then?
just think about it is all i ask.
The two are not analogous.
CastleBravo
06-05-09, 07:12 PM
The problem with Mr. O's apologies is they are the same thing Bush and company said. 'We are not at war with Islam'. We are at war with people who use Islam as the basis for their war on us. And its not just the US, these folks who want the rise of a caliphate are causing trouble world wide.
2009.06.03IndiaShopian10A teenaged girl is shot to death inside her home by Islamic terrorists.
2009.06.03PhilippinesMaguindanao24A woman is among two people killed in a Moro Islamist bomb blast.
2009.05.16ChechnyaGrozny45Four people are killed by a Shahid suicide bomber.
2009.04.12IranShiraz14160The Sunni Jihadi Movement bombs a Shia prayer gathering, killing fourteen people.
2009.04.14Pal. Auth.Gaza10A 28-year-old woman is murdered by her family in an honor killing.
The list goes on and on. Europe has had its share of violence aswell.
Apologies? Hog wash. Pure fiction.
He did not apologize for America's actions after 9/11.
He did not give sympathy, or look for excuses for the attacks on our soil, based on our previous policies before 9/11.
"We did not go by choice, we went because of necessity. I am aware that some question or justify the events of 9/11. But let us be clear: al-Qaida killed nearly 3,000 people on that day. The victims were innocent men, women and children from America and many other nations who had done nothing to harm anybody. And yet al-Qaida chose to ruthlessly murder these people, claimed credit for the attack, and even now states their determination to kill on a massive scale. They have affiliates in many countries and are trying to expand their reach. These are not opinions to be debated; these are facts ... "The man specifically raised 9/11 to justify America's wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Which you boys have been screaming about for 8 years until it's said by a Democrat.
He went on to say Iraqis were better off without Saddam Hussein.
He described our presence in Iraq as being for the purpose of supplying Iraq and Iraqis with freedom.
He told them, in this Muslim capital, that bond between Israel and the United States is "unbreakable."
You really can't have it both ways kids. I mean, you can, but after a while you just look like your obsessed with disliking liberals and democrats, and any indication of progress or even the attempt thereof, in the Muslim world. You may not like Obama's policy's on a whole, but if you have a problem with what he is doing in the Middle East on this tour, and with what he said in that speech, you don't dislike his idea's, for they were perfectly acceptable to you 6 months ago. You dislike his political stripe. Too bad.
GoldenRivet
06-05-09, 08:11 PM
The two are not analogous.
sure it is.
If the Arabs are not our enemies - i dont know what to call them... there are probably more Arab terrorist than that of virtually any other nation.
there will never be peace in the middle east - it is the anal wart of the world and its people covet a twisted and perverse religion.
in America - i am entitled to my opinion - no matter how backwoods or redneck or wrong you might think it is - but those people are slime.
as far as im concerned they can keep the beloved fuhrer - he has more in common with them than us.
Who is "us", and what are the things Obama has in common with Muslims, (or did you mean terrorists? or are they one and the same thing?) that he doesn't have in common with us?
Know what, don't bother answering. The very premise is absurd, and laughable.
GoldenRivet
06-05-09, 08:22 PM
Who is "us", and what are the things Obama has in common with Muslims, (or did you mean terrorists? or are they one and the same thing?) that he doesn't have in common with us?
Know what, don't bother answering. The very premise is absurd, and laughable.
anything you say. :up:
open your eyes Enigma... you will see a socialist in the white house.
you're right... arguing with you is laughable.
I don't dislike you Enigma - really - i like to think of Subsim as a fraternity - sort of a brotherhood... perhaps im a fool for thinking so but thats how i look at it, i dont feel like i have anything but friends here.
we are allowed to disagree though.
and here is the point where you and I face different directions.
I dont dislike Obama - i just happen to disagree with 9 out of 10 of his actions and policies.
we need leadership HERE
we need guidance HERE
we need example HERE
we need leadership HERE
what we get is date night, and a bowing out to Saudi Royalty
Sea Demon
06-05-09, 09:59 PM
Who is "us", and what are the things Obama has in common with Muslims, (or did you mean terrorists? or are they one and the same thing?) that he doesn't have in common with us?
Know what, don't bother answering. The very premise is absurd, and laughable.
My goodness Enigma. I can't believe the "change" that has been brought to us. It's very apparent to alot of people that Obama is at best a naive idealist in how he has approached the so called "Muslim" world. It was an absolute grovel fest. A disgrace. It was an embarassing display of "moral equivalence" in terms of Palestinians and Israelis. I don't know how any Jewish group in America could ever vote for him due to his disgusting equivalence regarding the holocaust.
This is, from what I see, looking to be the worst presidential administration in history. At least it looks like that's what he's shooting for.
P.S. And yes, GR.....he is steering us towards socialist policy. How anybody couldn't see that, it would have to be blind worship.
mookiemookie
06-05-09, 10:38 PM
anything you say. :up:
open your eyes Enigma... you will see a socialist in the white house.
:rotfl:oooooooooooooookaaaaaay:
http://imgur.com/Zxbfn.jpg
Sea Demon
06-05-09, 11:02 PM
:rotfl:oooooooooooooookaaaaaay:
Yeah, but what you're forgetting are the banks and them being controlled over TARP funds, the statist policies regarding pay and other corporate structures, the working towards government run healthcare...etc. This guy's just getting started. He has initiatives spanning government control of health care, banks, and energy. And he just got done nationalizing the automotive industry in America. A business that ripples out to suppliers, dealers, and maintenance facilities.
He is selectively giving large equity stakes in GM to those who didn't put up the capital risk, and selectively shutting out private bondholders who did invest the capital. That is redistributive, and unconstitutional. And it is a precedent for disincentivizing investment. All this should be unthinkable for an American President to do. This guy is a disaster for our nation. And yes....he is very much a socialist.
Pretty graph..but it doesn't tell the story.
nikimcbee
06-05-09, 11:30 PM
Now that obama is in france, he can apologize for our aggresive and selfish actions in liberating Western Europe.
Shame on us:shifty:. Bad Amerika.
Frame57
06-06-09, 10:06 AM
Yep....He needs to apologize for the evil Americans who helped liberate Kuwaiti, Bosnian and Muslims in Kosovo, as well as the thousand of Muslims that were saved in Somalia. You can give this breed the shirt of your back and they will stab you as you walk away. It is in their nature.
you don't dislike his idea's, for they were perfectly acceptable to you 6 months ago. You dislike his political stripe. Too bad.
Wait a minute. Haven't you spent the last few years lambasting these very same ideas when they were being promoted by a Republican?
Wait a minute. Haven't you spent the last few years lambasting these very same ideas when they were being promoted by a Republican?Yes. I disagree with the President on alot of what was said. What's your point?
Aramike
06-06-09, 01:28 PM
Yes. I disagree with the President on alot of what was said. What's your point?Someone should do a tally on how many of your posts end with "what's your point?"
By the way, *I* understood his point... :salute:
SUBMAN1
06-06-09, 01:41 PM
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
CastleBravo
06-09-09, 09:19 PM
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
That about sums it up for the Europeans after last week's elections.
onelifecrisis
06-10-09, 07:36 AM
And what do we have here? More warmongering. Ugh. Now I remember why I don't visit GT very often.
These forums would really benefit from having some Muslim people. :yep:
Stealth Hunter
06-10-09, 07:51 AM
And what do we have here? More warmongering. Ugh. Now I remember why I don't visit GT very often.
These forums would really benefit from having some Muslim people. :yep:
How about ex-Muslims, too?
Stealth Hunter
06-10-09, 07:54 AM
im for cutting all ties to the middle east period. no good relations, no bad relations... just no relations.
to hell with them
Yeah, that's exactly what we should do. No negotiations at all. That would REALLY solve the problems we have between us.:roll:
:nope:
onelifecrisis
06-10-09, 07:57 AM
How about ex-Muslims, too?
Whatever.
I just think it's all a bit one-sided and isolationist in here. Is "isolationist" a word? Well you know what I mean, I hope. If some of the people in here could just meet some Muslims and realise they're actually human beings then the place might be a bit less doom and gloom.
Sure, there are some extremists. But there are extremists everywhere. If I videotaped a Nazi meeting in America, I could hardly then post it on YouTube and say "look, this is what all Americans are like".
onelifecrisis
06-10-09, 07:59 AM
Yeah, that's exactly what we should do. No negotiations at all. That would REALLY solve the problems we have between us.:roll:
:nope:
I have to agree with you.
GoldenRivet, did the cold war teach you nothing?
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