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AVGWarhawk
05-29-09, 09:09 AM
Do not download this fake anti-virus:

http://www.sophos.com/klingon-anti-virus/

Although seemingly funny....it ain't:down:

* it is recommended that you do not install it on Androids fitted
positronic emotion-chips because when you remove the tool, the
reboot may trigger a psychotic episode

* please note this software is not compatible with the version of
Microsoft .NET Framework (build 7 of version 9.0) used by Borg
assimilation routines

* Isolinear and Bioneural systems are not supported in this release

* due to the current scarcity of 23rd and 24th Century test systems we are unable to fully substantiate the above claims

Contact
05-29-09, 09:25 AM
"Androids fitted
positronic emotion-chips" :haha:

Oberon
05-29-09, 10:26 AM
:haha: More Gagh than it is Kahless, eh? :hmmm:

CaptainHaplo
05-31-09, 09:01 AM
I wouldn't download it unless it was for fun to see what it really did - but the documentation you posted is hilarious!

FIREWALL
05-31-09, 01:48 PM
Who makes Klingon AntiVirus ? Uranus Ltd ? :har:

Raptor1
05-31-09, 02:47 PM
Hmm, I wonder if it works on my tricorder then...

Oberon
05-31-09, 04:45 PM
http://www.drbillbailey.net/images/startrek-bluescreen.gif