Ishmael
05-25-09, 03:10 PM
I just read that Kim Jong Il, King of the world's only Communist Monarchy, is grooming his middle son to replace him on the throne. So, to validate his position, I offer the following:
So the world's only Communist Monarchy moves around the lines of succession at the whims of the King of the Commies. It's almost like a low-rent version of "The Lion in Winter". Now, I read Das Kapital , the Communist Manifesto, The Diary of the Cuban Revolution AND Quotations From Chairman Mao. I NEVER saw anything in ANY of them about Monarchies and Kings except for the part where they're supposed to be cast upon the asheap of History.
So, to that end, I would like to invite submissions to a new contest. The Design the King of the Kommies Krown Kontest. What sort of Crown would befit the King of all Communists? What would it look like? Time for all you photoshoppers to go to work. Post designs with imageshack or similar links and we can vote for the top 5. Those designs would be submitted to the North Korean government so they can chose the finalist in time for the new Kim's coronation.
The finalist could win an all-expense paid vacation in lovely Pyongyang for the coronation...or $49 in cash.
So the world's only Communist Monarchy moves around the lines of succession at the whims of the King of the Commies. It's almost like a low-rent version of "The Lion in Winter". Now, I read Das Kapital , the Communist Manifesto, The Diary of the Cuban Revolution AND Quotations From Chairman Mao. I NEVER saw anything in ANY of them about Monarchies and Kings except for the part where they're supposed to be cast upon the asheap of History.
So, to that end, I would like to invite submissions to a new contest. The Design the King of the Kommies Krown Kontest. What sort of Crown would befit the King of all Communists? What would it look like? Time for all you photoshoppers to go to work. Post designs with imageshack or similar links and we can vote for the top 5. Those designs would be submitted to the North Korean government so they can chose the finalist in time for the new Kim's coronation.
The finalist could win an all-expense paid vacation in lovely Pyongyang for the coronation...or $49 in cash.