Prepare your gag reflexes.

[Freiwillige]

The first Klingon...uhh I mean first lady has been voted 93 in the 100 most beautifull women in the world.

I want to know what they were smoking when they decided that!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090514/en_afp/lifestyleuspoliticsobama

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Michelle_Obama_Klingon_250.jpg

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Michelle_Obama_Klingon_250.jpg


If thats beautifull than hooray for ugly people!:har:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

:o

Whatever they were smoking, I want some.

[FIREWALL]

It's Media Brown Noseing at it's best. :har:

[Biggles]

Power is sexy.

Oh wait, she has no power...:hmmm:

[AVGWarhawk]

Lt Worf would be pleased, no?

[Wolfehunter]

This wasn't the effects of romulan ale thats for sure. :o Ohhh bad i need a drink... :hmmm:

[SteamWake]

Lt Worf would be pleased, no?

Nah.. I dont think she could kick his ass. That would be a big negative.

[Task Force]

:o

Whatever they were smoking, I want some.

They wernt smoking anything, they were just drunk... the worlds ulgyest woman would look good to them.:yep:

[Platapus]

Beauty, like supreme dominion
Is but supported by opinion

Benny Franklin, 1741


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Margaret Wolfe Hungerford 1878

[longam]

Power is sexy.

Oh wait, she has no power...:hmmm:

Thats what they thought about Hillary

[AVGWarhawk]

Nah.. I dont think she could kick his ass. That would be a big negative.

Perhaps he is into that:hmmm:

[August]

Oh C'mon, a guy could do a lot worse than Michelle Obama and i'll bet there are those on this board who did.

Those of you who aren't dating their right hand in the dark of their parents basement that is...

[SUBMAN1]

Uhhh..... She is not at all attractive. She is downright pretty ugly.

Something tells me that alcohol was a major player in this report.

August is more or less admitting to doing ugly chicks too. You aren't drinking something to are you? :D

-S

[August]

Uhhh..... She is not at all attractive. She is downright pretty ugly.

Something tells me that alcohol was a major player in this report.

August is more or less admitting to doing ugly chicks too. You aren't drinking something to are you? :D

-S

I am married to the most beautiful woman in the world. Don't be jealous.

[SUBMAN1]

We are not talking present here. We are talking past..... :D

-S

[Jimbuna]

Oh C'mon, a guy could do a lot worse than Michelle Obama and i'll bet there are those on this board who did.

Those of you who aren't dating their right hand in the dark of their parents basement that is...

LMAO :rotfl:

A very loud, ugly, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl, "Of course they bloody aren't, you *******ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you *******ing d**khead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter. "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"

[August]

LMAO :rotfl:

A very loud, ugly, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl, "Of course they bloody aren't, you *******ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you *******ing d**khead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter. "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"

:DL

[Aramike]

Oh C'mon, a guy could do a lot worse than Michelle Obama and i'll bet there are those on this board who did.

Those of you who aren't dating their right hand in the dark of their parents basement that is...I don't know about that ... I could play football on her forehead.

[Frame57]

I would do her....:O:

[Jimbuna]

I would do her....:O:

I've met your kind before....shag the crack of dawn if it had hair on it :O:

[Jimbuna]

A large American woman was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're *********g ugly!" The woman was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said, "Hey, lady! You're *********g ugly!" She was incredibly annoyed now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue them and have the bird put down. The store manager apologised profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot did not say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.

"Yes?"

"You *********g know."

[Frame57]

I've met your kind before....shag the crack of dawn if it had hair on it :O:I take great offense to that Buna. I like em bald too.....:woot:

[Jimbuna]

I take great offense to that Buna. I like em bald too.....:woot:

LOL :DL

[sunvalleyslim]

The balder the better....................:D :D :D

[Jimbuna]

The balder the better....................:D :D :D


http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/masks/face-masks/human/bald-overhead-man.jpg Hmm....right :hmmm:

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