Company Condom Slogans

[Fr8monkey]

What if other companies or groups got in to the condom business? Some don't even have to change their mottos:



Allstate Insurance - You are in good hands with Allstate.
American Express - Don't leave home without it.
AT&T - Reach out and touch someone.
Avis - We try harder.
BMW: The ultimate driving machine.
Boy Scouts: Be Prepared.
Burger King: Have It Your Way.
Disneyland: The happiest place on earth.
Fedex: Absolutely, positively overnight.
Greyhound: Leave the driving to us.
Jaguar: The art of performance.
Jiff Peanut Butter: Choosy moms choose Jif.
McDonalds: We love to see you smile.
Microsoft: where do you want to go today?
Milk: It does a body good.
Nike: Just do it.
Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.
Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Police Department: To Protect and to Serve.
Star Trek: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Travelocity: You will never roam alone.
United Airlines: Fly the friendly skies.
United States Army: An Army of one.
United States Air Force: Aim High.
United States Navy: Accelerate your life.
United States Marines: The Few, The Proud
United States Coast Guard: Always Ready
Wendy's: It's waaaay better than fast food.

One thing, Dont go with General Electric.. They are defective...
GE: We bring good things to life.

If you use GE, go to the USPS...
US Postal Service: We deliver for you.

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Aramike]

The best one was the Boy Scouts line. :har:

[SteamWake]

Id avoid the microsoft one, tends to crash at the worst possible time.

[Sailor Steve]

Forty years ago George Carlin was doing the same thing - quoting cigarette adds in a new context:

"It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long."

"It's what's up front that counts."

And of course the perversions: "I'd walk a mile for a Camel!"

[Spike88]

Here are some.
7-Eleven: "Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Eleven"
Coke: Things go better with coke.
Airbus: Setting the standards
Arnitsu: "Discover What's Possible"
Boeing: "Forever New Frontiers"
BAE systems: "Innovating for a Safer World"
Dell: "Get More out of Now"
Dupont: "The Miracles of Science"
Griff Specialty Paper and Film: "Materials that Create Solutions"
Intel: "Intel Inside"
Fedex: Relax its fedex
Nintendo: "Born to play"
Wendy's "Do What Tastes Right"
Keithley: "A Greater Measure of Confidence"
Nortel Networks: "Business Without Boundaries"
Nokia: "connecting People"
Unitied Technologies Corporation: "This Is Momentum"
Pragma: "Operate at Your Optimum"
Amazon.com "...And your done." :haha::har:

[SteamWake]

How about a political slogan one

'Yes we can !" :rotfl:

Oh that might be for viagra.

[Fr8monkey]

The Republicans should have put out their version during the convention...


"Drill baby drill!"

[OneToughHerring]

Reminds me of this lovely public service announcement. "Geronimo, My Friend"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9yyD4qrGg)