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Freiwillige
04-29-09, 09:58 PM
The Great Peoples Union of Communistic National Socialists Peoples Front for the Orginization of Democratic Facism under a Republic of Anarchists

Or T.G.P.U.C.N.S.P.F.O.D.F.R.A. for short!

Camerades be the first on your block to join our glorious party!

Distribute flyers for our great movment while others in the party kick you and pelt you with rocks, while still others goose step and throw bricks at them! A party of energy and Movment!

Tired of all the other partys squabeling and name calling? Join the party where you can have that all under one roof!

Here is our viewpoint on all the issues.

Healthcare: "Yes a strong military is very important to some in the world!"

Education: "Only a glorious lunch can make one sleepy!"

Socialism: "Watch me dance!"

The Economy: "Yes we do beleive that guns are better than butter.... and the stick is better than the carrot but....a stick weilding a gun is far more cooler than butter waiving a carrot!"

Immigation: "The borders must be closed while maintaining the free unrestricted movment of all narcotics and people and Jellyfish!"

Science: "If ve kill enuff ov ze scum und make ze babies, zen ve vill be powerfull az ze emporer haz forzeen! Ein volk, Ein Reich, Ein Polka!

Join this freedom movment of international slavery now!

Repubs and dems can have all thems, I voted for T.G.P.U.C.N.S.P.F.O.D.F.R.A! Kick a puppy today!:know:

Kapitan_Phillips
04-30-09, 08:41 AM
I announce a breakaway faction! The Beaurocratic Republican Extraterrestrial Analysist Socialist Totalitarian Senate!

B.R.E.A.S.T.S for short.

Mmm. Breasts. :yeah:

Freiwillige
04-30-09, 09:04 AM
Hmmm I like the name but the rest just sounds crazy!:O:

Militant Islamic Liberation Front or M.I.L.F. for short hmmm catchy

Thomen
04-30-09, 09:14 AM
I will stick with and Al and his buddies..

Bundy and his friends founded NO MA'AM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NO_MA%27AM), the misogynistic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogynistic) "National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood". Its "political goals" is to fight the increasing power of women all over society, but the organization tends to just be a social club of the men in the neighborhood where they just hang out, bowl, and frequent the Jiggly room.

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