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SUBMAN1
04-13-09, 08:02 PM
The Circle of life... What is Success? Here is a simple explaination.

At the age of 3 success means not ****ting your pants.

At the age of 12 success means having friends.

At the age of 18 success means having your drivers license.

At the age of 20 success means having sex.

At the age of 35 success means having money.

At the age of 50 success means having money.

At the age of 60 success means having sex.

At the age of 70 success means having your drivers license.

At the age of 75 success means having friends.

At the age of 80 success means not ****ting your pants.

antikristuseke
04-13-09, 08:36 PM
I have more sex than money, woohoo, I am successful.

XabbaRus
04-14-09, 06:19 AM
I have little of either...

Dowly
04-14-09, 06:37 AM
Ow ****... I'm a total failure then. :shifty:

Platapus
04-14-09, 08:47 AM
Success is being able to afford to pay someone to mow your lawn so you can go out and play golf for exercise. :yeah: