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Jimbuna
04-09-09, 09:41 AM
Are times really so bad in the US that the FBI are starting to get involved in these scams :hmmm:

In my email box this morning :DL


Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001


Our Ref: FBI-75BFWDUS09

Attention Fund Beneficiary,

Payment Release Instruction From The Federal Bureau Of Investigation


Acting on the Intelligence report we received from the IMF, UNO, World Bank Group and the European Union Commission Committees on Financial Matters through our International Monetary Watchdog, this is to officially notify you that we have placed a suspension order on the remittance coming into your bank account due to several complaints received from the International Monetary Funds External Auditors Committee, World Bank, United Nations Organization and the Federal Reserve Bank of America respectively via International Payment Voucher Number: IMF/FRBWDC/BOA-93WB82UN567-G about the inability of fund beneficiaries to receive what is rightfully theirs as at when due. Consequently, we have directed the ASSURANCE BANK USA N.A., a subsidiary of the Federal Reserve Banking System to disburse your due wining/inheritance and contract payment valued at Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$7.3M) in your favor via their branch in New ! ! York by! Key Tested Swift Transf

In consideration of the above, you have been issued with this Exclusive Reference Identification Number (IMF/FBI-WDC/9USXX10751/09), Vide Transaction No.: WHA/EUR/202 and Transfer Allocation No.: FBI/X44/701LN/ABUS/US, Password: 339331, Pin Code: 78569, Certificate of Merit No: 104, Release Code No: 0876; Immediate Assurance Bank Telex Confirmation No: -222568; Secret Code: XXTN014. Having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment within the next 48hrs. as necessary clearance has been granted to the paying bank by the relevant offices/agencies to release the funds to you with immediate effect.


In view of this directive received from the various agencies, we have on our own part verified your payment file as directed to us, and your name is next on the list of outstanding fund beneficiaries to receive their payment at this first quarter of the year 2009. With that being done, you are required to urgently contact the ASSURANCE BANK USA N.A. in New York through the Funds Release Supervisor:


Contact Person: Sir. Clarence Dexter Jr.
(Funds Release Supervisor)
Email: cladex2@gmail.com
Direct Office Line: + 1 914 373 6375
Fax Number: + 1 206 426 3179


And reconfirm your international payment voucher number and your reference identification number respectively before that office with a view to the final remittance approval by the Economic Stability and Recovery Committee for subsequent crediting of your bank account to the tune of funds as stated herein.
We wish to inform you of the need for you to also re-confirm your full personal, contact and banking details before the ASSURANCE BANK USA N.A. in New York to enable the officer in-charge to proceed with the preliminary arrangements that will enhance the immediate release of your funds. The details are as follows:


1) Your Full name and full address;
3) Your contact telephone and fax number;
4) Your Age and Profession;
5) Copy of any valid form of your Identification;
6) Your Bank name;
7) Your Bank Address;
8) Account name and Number;
9) ABA/Routing Number;
10) Swift or Sort Code/IBAN;


Owing to security reasons, be clearly informed that we will not respond to any phone calls/general inquiries placed to our agency with regards to the remittance of your funds by beneficiaries as we are barred from doing so, you are therefore advised to communicate only with the accredited officer for further remittance advice. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in the United States of America.

Thank you for your time and anticipated co-operation.

TREAT AS URGENT.
Robert Mueller, III
FBI Director.

----------------------------------------------------
Notice To Recipient: This email (and any attachments) is only intended for the use of the person or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. You, the recipient, are obligated to maintain it in a safe, secure and confidential manner. Unauthorized redisclosure or failure to maintain confidentiality may subject you to federal and state penalties. If you are not the recipient, please immediately notify Federal Bureau of Investigation by return email, and delete this message from your computer.

SpeedyPC
04-09-09, 10:01 AM
What does FBI stand for when the FBI are starting to get involved in these scams.

Female
Breast
Inspection

:D:har:

Ishmael
04-09-09, 10:07 AM
What does FBI stand for when the FBI are starting to get involved in these scams.

Female
Breast
Inspection

:D:har:

No. Fleece Bastards International

GoldenRivet
04-09-09, 10:08 AM
there are some stupid people in the world

the ones that come up with this crap

and the ones that fall for it

:shifty:

:har:

SteamWake
04-09-09, 10:41 AM
Notice To Recipient: This email (and any attachments) is only intended for the use of the person or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. You, the recipient, are obligated to maintain it in a safe, secure and confidential manner. Unauthorized redisclosure or failure to maintain confidentiality may subject you to federal and state penalties. If you are not the recipient, please immediately notify Federal Bureau of Investigation by return email, and delete this message from your computer.



Cant you follow directions ! Im going to send Hillary over there personally ! Well after she finishes being outraged over that pesky pirate thing.

AVGWarhawk
04-09-09, 10:45 AM
Geez, this was posted in the wrong thread. Sorry fellas. EDITING

UnderseaLcpl
04-09-09, 12:18 PM
Where does everyone get these funny fraud emails from!? No one ever sends me any:wah:

Digital_Trucker
04-09-09, 12:21 PM
Where does everyone get these funny fraud emails from!? No one ever sends me any:wah:

Consider that rectified, I just set up my spam box to forward its entire contents daily to you.:D

Raptor1
04-09-09, 12:35 PM
I knew it, the FBI used Gmail, Google is surely a shady governmental agency

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *jumps through the closed window*

FIREWALL
04-09-09, 12:49 PM
I got one of those last year.

Turned it in to the Los Angelos bureau. :haha:

NeonSamurai
04-09-09, 01:25 PM
I knew it, the FBI used Gmail, Google is surely a shady governmental agency

That or they are so broke that they can't afford their own email server any more. Poor FeeBI

FIREWALL
04-09-09, 01:48 PM
I'm waiting for one from the CIA next. :yep: :roll:

longam
04-09-09, 02:06 PM
At least they put FBI in the reference number so we are positive where it came from. :haha:

Sea Demon
04-09-09, 02:28 PM
Where does everyone get these funny fraud emails from!? No one ever sends me any:wah:

I have a hotmail account, and it seems that these scammers have a way of routing large numbers of these using randomized accounts through this web service. I still get them but far fewer than I used to. You don't want them. When I started getting them, it turned into a flood in short order.

nikimcbee
04-09-09, 02:44 PM
Where does everyone get these funny fraud emails from!? No one ever sends me any:wah:

I'll forward mine to you.:yeah:

FIREWALL
04-09-09, 03:11 PM
I have a hotmail account, and it seems that these scammers have a way of routing large numbers of these using randomized accounts through this web service. I still get them but far fewer than I used to. You don't want them. When I started getting them, it turned into a flood in short order.


Be carefull what you wish for. :haha:

August
04-09-09, 03:13 PM
I'm waiting for one from the CIA next. :yep: :roll:


That one was sent. You just don't have the proper clearance to read it! :D

Jimbuna
04-12-09, 07:06 AM
UPDATE!!

I responded and they transferred $5 million intop my bank account :o


http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img524/1262/pinocchioij9.gif

Digital_Trucker
04-12-09, 09:15 AM
UPDATE!!

I responded and they transferred $5 million intop my bank account :o


http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img524/1262/pinocchioij9.gif

Right before they transferred $6 million out:D

Kapt Z
04-12-09, 10:38 AM
Right before they transferred $6 million out:D

beat me to it.....:haha:

Task Force
04-12-09, 11:15 AM
LOL!!! who would believe this message.:rotfl:

Blacklight
04-13-09, 12:31 AM
I got this one a while back (I keep the funny ones). Don't worry. The FBI is looking out for me !! They even checked out the other fraudulent scammers that are sending out email scams to me ! They even checked out the other fake FBI's ! :DL

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C

ATTN: BENEFICIARY.

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with
Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria,Mr. Patrick Aziza, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of
Investigation agents.During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the
United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $296 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer /MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent
whom will process your transaction from Federal Minister of Finance:

CONTACT INFORMATION
FEDERAL MINISTER OF FINANCE.
ATM CARD CENTRE
NAME: DR. PAUL MIKE
OFFICE LINE:+234-70-3231-2102
EMAIL: drpaul19@msn.com
Immediately contact Dr. Paul Mike of the ATM Card Centre with the following information:

Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:
Annual Income:

Once you have sent the required information to Dr. Paul Mike he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $296 USD for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

Once you have completed payment of $296 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact us back for more investigation for conformation of your ATM card.

Federal Bureau Investigation
Robert S. Mueller Director, FBI
Contact us at: federalbureauinvestigationreport19@msn.com
Yes folks. I'll make sure to contact Robert Mueller at his MSN.COM email address ! Also.. the FBI apparently are godawful spellers.
(You know...I'm considering responding from a fake email addy just to see how good this guy is at playing Mr. Mueller. hehehe)

SpeedyPC
04-13-09, 12:43 AM
LOL!!! who would believe this message.:rotfl:

George Bush! I'm sure he loves to fall the that email :O:

Jimbuna
04-14-09, 04:00 AM
Right before they transferred $6 million out:D

LOL :rotfl: