A generic Presidential joke

[Platapus]

The President of the United States (a generic President), is looking out the Oval Office one January morning.

He notices, written in urine, in the snow, the words “you suck”

Angry, the POTUS calls in the Director of the FBI and demands a full investigation.

One week later the Director of the FBI comes into the Oval Office and says, “Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news about this investigation.”

“The good news, Mr. President, is that we have analyzed the chemical composition of the urine and it belongs to the Vice President.”

“Mr. Director, that's the GOOD news? What is the bad news?”

“Uh, Mr. President, it appears to be your wife's handwriting.”

<rimshot>

[Digital_Trucker]

generic:har:

[GoldenRivet]

generic:har:

yes... we cant make fun of the beloved fuhrer... the left gets frenzied at any unflattering mention of his Christ like name.

:doh:

[Platapus]

Well since the first time I heard that joke was during Reagan's term, what exactly is your point?

[GoldenRivet]

Well since the first time I heard that joke was during Reagan's term, what exactly is your point?

no point...:03: none really... it just seemed that you told the joke in a rather - diplomatic fashion. :haha:

its funny.

and it applies to virtually every president who ever sat in the oval office.

you have to be careful about president jokes these days... even if you dont even mention the "O-Word" some lefty will no doubt jump up and suddenly want to fight about it.

[Platapus]

Well

1. The joke is funny regardless of who the President is as it does not pertain to a real person -- it is a joke after all

2. I know the people on this board.
:D

[GoldenRivet]

its a good one... i like it.

[Jimbuna]

A lot of American presidents are remembered in history by their initials...

So, I think it is fitting that the first Black president's initials will be BO.

:DL

[SteamWake]

WTF its a joke, mildly amusing...

"Whats the point" good lord people :doh: