Truckers Tales

[Jimbuna]

I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads.

One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening.

The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime.

At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!"

"**** me" exlaimed the other two "what the **** was he driving?"

"I think it was a called a Lancaster."

[Dowly]

Stop spamming, Jim. :stare:

[AVGWarhawk]

Going for max postings. Stil a humorous joke. :D

[Jimbuna]

Stop spamming, Jim. :stare:


http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9082/golfhj3.gif

[Sailor Steve]

Stop spamming, Dowly.





:rotfl:

[Dowly]

SPAM!!! :stare:

[nikimcbee]

oooh a meat-byproduct thread:yeah:

How can I resist?:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

Spam

[nikimcbee]

Spam
Blitz..

[nikimcbee]

Blitz..
Krieg...

[nikimcbee]

Plus everybody knows, when Jim starts a new thread, a Steed gets his wings.:haha:

[Raptor1]

Really? How could you post such meaningless posts?

Only I am allowed...

[nikimcbee]

http://smallbusinessonlinecommunity.bankofamerica.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/2316-3-1868/spam.mug.jpg

[Raptor1]

...Right?

[nikimcbee]

http://loftyseattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/no_spam_matas_gatos.jpg

[nikimcbee]

oh, almost forgot:
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/05/spam30.jpg

[nikimcbee]

...and one for the road:
http://www.food.pop-cult.com/images/spam-3.jpg

[nikimcbee]

I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads.

One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening.

The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime.

At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!"

"**** me" exlaimed the other two "what the **** was he driving?"

"I think it was a called a Lancaster."

Don't yah mean a B-17?:yeah::haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

Who the heck was scheduled to SPAM this week:hmmm:

[Raptor1]

Don't yah mean a B-17?:yeah::haha:

No, the Lancaster did the most damage in Hamburg, at least, IIRC

Now you can stop the spammage and move to another thread

[Madox58]

He can't go anywhere till he posts the recipe for
Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam, with Spam Gravey.
:hmmm:

[Falkirion]

Still a funny joke. Haven't heard that one before

[A Very Super Market]

Well, Spam, Spam, Bacon, Eggs, Spam hasn't got much Spam in it

[Madox58]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
:har:
A true Classic!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.peacockshock.com/archives/man%20wearing%20spam%20costume-thumb.jpg

[SpeedyPC]

:nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope: Why are you guys spamming yourself, don't you ever go in the bathroom toilet and read a playboy magazine to spoil yourself :O:

[Chad]

:nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope::nope: Why are you guys spamming yourself, don't you ever go in the bathroom toilet and read a playboy magazine to spoil yourself :O:

*face palm* :damn:


Oh jeez :O: