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TarJak
03-31-09, 07:12 PM
Inspired by this article in Wired: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/15-07/st_best

Here are the top 10 signs you are staying in a geeky hotel.

10.You call room service to order a midnight snack and find out it's been outsourced to India and your current time zone is outside the SLA's.

9.Doors open with a "pshhh" sound, as on Star Trek.

8.Each room has body pillows with pictures of amine characters on them.

7.When you can't get into your room, they suggest you switch the lights off for 10 seconds and then switch them back on and try again.

6.The mini-bar contains only Coke and pizza slices.

5.Service with lol, not a smile.

4.There's no laundry service, but there is a case modding service.

3.They leave USB keys instead of chocolates on the pillow.

2.All you can download content bar.

1.The penthouse is room 1337.

Monica Lewinsky
03-31-09, 08:07 PM
0. Your wee wee TOOL shrivels to 1/4 of an inch when excitement is near?

Arclight
03-31-09, 11:57 PM
"-1. You find a card to hang on the doorknob that reads "d0 n07 d157UrB"