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GoldenRivet
03-31-09, 02:23 AM
A blond is walking down a forest trail when she comes to a dead end at a raging river where there is no bridge.

she looks to the left and sees no end to the river... she looks to the right and the river goes to the horizon.

across the river is another blond standing on the other bank of the river.

so she calls out to the blond on the other bank "Excuse me!!! how do i get to the other side?!!"

the blond on the other bank looks left and right and says

"you are on the other side!"
Falkirion
03-31-09, 04:15 AM
:haha:Hehehe nice.
August
03-31-09, 11:09 AM
http://rightvoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/thats_racist.gif


:D
Jimbuna
03-31-09, 02:53 PM
LMAO.....very good :yeah:

A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office...

blonde: I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat.

Brunette: When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job... the next day, my throat is fine.

blonde: Hmmm... interesting.

The next day...

Brunette: How's your throat?

blonde: Fine... your idea was great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!
GoldenRivet
03-31-09, 03:25 PM
LMAO.....very good :yeah:

A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office...

blonde: I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat.

Brunette: When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job... the next day, my throat is fine.

blonde: Hmmm... interesting.

The next day...

Brunette: How's your throat?

blonde: Fine... your idea was great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!


haha :yeah:
GoldenRivet
03-31-09, 03:26 PM
http://rightvoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/thats_racist.gif


:D


thats the most annoying and obnoxious thing i have ever seen in my entire 30 years - period

perhaps even more so than Rosie Odonnell
bookworm_020
04-01-09, 05:22 AM
Liked the jokes, will tell my wife tomorrow!:yeah:
antikristuseke
04-01-09, 08:07 AM
Why did god make blondes?
Because sheep could not get beer from the fridge.
Why did god make brunettes?
Blondes could not either.
Jimbuna
04-02-09, 03:18 AM
A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!"