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GoldenRivet
03-31-09, 02:16 AM
An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my
country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

The German doctor stood up and said, "well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"

The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well" he said "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an ass out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work within 24 hours!"
Fr8monkey
03-31-09, 03:37 PM
YAWN.... More Neo-conservitive humor.
GoldenRivet
03-31-09, 05:27 PM
YAWN.... More Neo-conservitive humor.

relax freight... this could easily be applied to any president, not just your hero. ;)

i personally think it is funny.
Fr8monkey
03-31-09, 06:30 PM
Not my hero... Just getting tired of all the Republicans who called me a traitor for questioning the Iraq war are now wanting the president to fail and make the economy worse. Hypocritical.
FIREWALL
03-31-09, 07:09 PM
An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my
country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

The German doctor stood up and said, "well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"

The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well" he said "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an ass out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work within 24 hours!"


:har: :haha: :har: :haha: :har:
GoldenRivet
03-31-09, 09:00 PM
Not my hero... Just getting tired of all the Republicans who called me a traitor for questioning the Iraq war are now wanting the president to fail and make the economy worse. Hypocritical.

thats not what i want at all...

its political humor, some get it some dont
SteamWake
03-31-09, 09:33 PM
Frankly I find the phrase "Neo Conservative Humor" funnier than the joke. :woot:
Fr8monkey
04-01-09, 12:21 AM
thats not what i want at all...

its political humor, some get it some dont


Don't matter if you like it or not. I got the joke... just not funny. kinda like if 2 years ago I post a joke about your hero 'W' being an idiot you Repubs. would be whining about I wasn't being funny or fair.
IanC
04-01-09, 06:51 PM
Don't matter if you like it or not. I got the joke... just not funny. kinda like if 2 years ago I post a joke about your hero 'W' being an idiot you Repubs. would be whining about I wasn't being funny or fair.

Fr8monkey, that is goldenrivet and subman1 for you. They are what I now call the republican clowns of subsim.com. Just ignore their threads. The only reason I clicked on this one, was to confirm what he was talking about. I really should follow my own advice...