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Jimbuna
03-25-09, 01:42 PM
Dear Dierdre,
I have never written to you before but i really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs: phone rings, if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls alot and when i ask the names it's "you don't know them" i try to stay awake to look out for her when she usually comes home but i always fall asleep.
Anyway last night i decided to finally check on her, around midnight i hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls.
When she got out of the car she was buttoning her blouse which was open, she took her panties out her purse and slipped them back on. It was at that moment crouched behind my golf clubs i noticed it. A hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3 wood. Is this something i can fix myself or should i take it back to the pro-shop?

FIREWALL
03-25-09, 01:56 PM
FORE !!! :haha: :rotfl: :har:

SteamWake
03-25-09, 02:06 PM
Cracked graphite? Your screwed.... oh by the way so was your wife :rotfl:

Platapus
03-25-09, 04:51 PM
I don't think that is the shaft you should be worrying about. :D

SteamWake
03-25-09, 07:03 PM
I don't think that is the shaft you should be worrying about. :D

Depends on your prioritys. :yep:

Jimbuna
03-26-09, 01:29 PM
LOL :DL