CHESS: Skybird - CaptainHaplo

[Skybird]

1. Ng1-f3

[CaptainHaplo]

1. NG1-f3 / pd7-d5

edited to correct cound and format.

[Skybird]

2. pd7-d5

2. c2-c4

[CaptainHaplo]

2. c2-c4 / d5xc4

First Blood.....I wil correct my early count - its been so long I forgot the format :DL

[UnderseaLcpl]

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[Skybird]

2. / d5xc4

3. e2-e3

[CaptainHaplo]

3 /b7-b5

I will be gone for about the next 3 hours. Have to go pick up my son from his weekend with his mom.

[Skybird]

3 /b7-b5

4. a2-a4


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I will be gone for about the next 3 hours. Have to go pick up my son from his weekend with his mom.

Oh, that is okay, we do not set new speed records here. It is deep in the night over here, and there is daywork to be done tomorrow, we all have our lives that keep running on. We will need several days to finish, maybe even weeks, anyway.

I think that is part of the fun.

[CaptainHaplo]

4 a2-a4 / Bc8-g4

I totally get the night/day thing mate - I will be doing mine tommorow as well, so it will be about 20 hours or so before I can look back in on this.

[Skybird]

4 / Bc8-g4

5. a4xb5

[CaptainHaplo]

5. a4xb5 \Qd8-d5

[Skybird]

5. a4xb5 \Qd8-d5
6. Nb1-c3

[CaptainHaplo]

6. Nb1-c3 / Bg4xf3

Wanna trade queens?

[Skybird]

6. Nb1-c3 / Bg4xf3

Wanna trade queens?

Sounds like an invitation for an SM-party. Take your spanking, then:

7. Nc3xd5


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If your move 7.../Bf3xd1 then my move 8. Nd5xc7+
if then your move 8.../Ke8-d8 or Ke8-d7 then my move 9. Nc7xa8


Sorry for the inconvenience. :cool:



I lied. :O:

[CaptainHaplo]

7. Nc3xd5 / Bf3xd1

No offense, your not my type, and I am a staid old conservative - don't do the S&M thing ..... anymore ...:har:

Well I have already found out one thing - Your better than average or extremely confident - most players fear the loss of their queen, especially this early. Good to see - this is going to fun after all.

Edit - just to clarify - I never was the one spanked - am D all the way through (and no - the letter in this case AIN'T political ROFLMAO!)

[Skybird]

You already have my next move(s) ;)


And I fear the loss of my Queen - if I do not get compensation. But in this case I get even more than just compensation. :D

You should have better treated yours like a lady, you know...

Edit - just to clarify - I never was the one spanked -
Ah, that detail is really burning under your nails, eh?

[CaptainHaplo]

Ok - will take you up on he advance moves.....

8. Nd5xc7+ / Ke8-d8

9. Nc7xa8 / Bd1-c2

[Skybird]

Ok - will take you up on he advance moves.....

8. Nd5xc7+ / Ke8-d8

9. Nc7xa8 / Bd1-c2

10. Ra1xa7


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[CaptainHaplo]

10. Ra1xa7 / Bc2-e4

[porphy]

:) Chess mayham!

[Skybird]

10. Ra1xa7 / Bc2-e4
11. Na8-b6

Many moves possible here. Bxc4. f3. d4. ... So many possibilities - but only one pick free. What a pity! :D

[CaptainHaplo]

Ng8-h6

[Skybird]

Ng8-h6
12. Bf1xc4

[CaptainHaplo]

/ pe7-e6

[Skybird]

/ pe7-e6
13. d2-d4

I'm to bed, Ciao.

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[CaptainHaplo]

13. d2-d4 / Bf8-b4+

Check, might wanna move your king, less you wanna trade some more.

Get some rest, mate. I'll get back in about 20 hours myself.

[Skybird]

13. d2-d4 / Bf8-b4+

14. Bc1-d2

[CaptainHaplo]

14. Bc1-d2 / Bb4xd2+

edit - added check notation - and had to delete the two other copies the bloody browser posted - ARGH!!!!

[Skybird]

14. Bc1-d2 / Bb4xd2+
15. Ke1xd2

[CaptainHaplo]

/ Be4xg2

This is getting good after all - move it or lose it!

[Skybird]

/ Be4xg2

16. Rh1-c1

This is getting good after all - move it or lose it!

At least you haven't lost your sense of humour! :up:

Bedtime over here, see you on the next shift...

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[CaptainHaplo]

16. Rh1-c1 / Rh8-e8

Of course I haven't - I havent lost yet, and since this is the first real game I have played in at least a decade, I can't be TOO disappointed.

Besides - win or lose its all for fun. :yeah:

Tommorow it is mate - enjoy the rest.

[Skybird]

16. Rh1-c1 / Rh8-e8

17. Bc4-d5

Sorry, but you're dead. :timeout: Moving the Rook to echo eight and blocking the escape lane for the king cut it short tremendously.

Should I let run a computer analysis and post what the machine thinks of the match?

[CaptainHaplo]

Ahh I didn't see that coming till you pointed it out - oh well - twas fun nonetheless. Good game!

Honestly - moving the rook didn't really shorten it - you could have done the same regardless. It was a mate in 2 (now that I see it) no matter what once you got your castle to C1.

As for a computer analysis, thats entirely up to you. I don't take this that seriously, but feel free to throw one up here if ya want.

/ Bg2xd5

And I will nod my head in expectation for your finishing - Rc1-c8#

[Skybird]

[ Shake hands ]

Well, your position certainly was hopeless, and your doom began much earlier and already with the 4th move that saw you needlessly loosing material, but you could have delayed the end a bit, for example:

(computer analysis, Fritz 11WM engine)

1. +- (12.64): 16...Nh6-f5 17.Bc4-d5 Nf5-d6 18.Bd5xg2 f7-f5 19.Ra7-a8 Kd8-e7 20.Rc1-c7+ Ke7-f6 21.Nb6-d7+ Kf6-g6 22.Ra8xb8 Rh8xb8 23.Nd7xb8 Nd6xb5 24.Rc7-c6 Kg6-f6 25.d4-d5 Kf6-g5 26.Bg2-f1 Nb5-a7 27.Rc6xe6

2. +- (20.30): 16...Nh6-g8 17.Bc4-d5 Ng8-e7 18.Bd5xg2 f7-f5 19.Ra7-b7 Nb8-d7 20.Rb7xd7+ Kd8-e8 21.Rc1-c7 Ke8-f7 22.Rd7xe7+ Kf7-g6 23.Re7xe6+ Kg6-h5 24.Rc7xg7 h7-h6 25.Rg7-g6 Kh5-h4 26.Rg6xh6+ Rh8xh6 27.Re6xh6+ Kh4-g5 28.Rh6-h8

3. +- (31.20): 16...Nb8-c6 17.b5xc6 Nh6-f5 18.Bc4-d3 Kd8-e8 19.c6-c7 Ke8-e7 20.c7-c8Q+ Ke7-f6 21.Qc8xh8 h7-h6 22.Rc1-g1 Kf6-g6 23.Rg1xg2+ Kg6-h5 24.Ra7xf7 Kh5-h4 25.Rg2-g1 h6-h5 26.Bd3xf5 e6xf5 27.Rf7xg7

4. +- (#12): 16...Bg2-c6 17.b5xc6 g7-g5 18.Bc4-d3 Nb8-a6 19.c6-c7+ Na6xc7 20.Rc1xc7

5. +- (#11): 16...Bg2-a8 17.Bc4xe6 Ba8-c6 18.b5xc6 Nb8-a6 19.Ra7-d7+ Kd8-e8 20.c6-c7 Na6xc7 21.Rc1xc7

Though none of this would have changed the final outcome.

[CaptainHaplo]

Indeed well played. I actually screwed up from move one - as I was not used to the arena app - so I meant to move the kings pawn instead of queens. A standard opening that lets me get a couple of pieces out.

It was fun - thats what matters. We can always have another go sometime.

(Shakes Skybirds hand)