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Jimbuna
03-06-09, 04:50 PM
Just an idea for a bit of fun. If it doesn't take off, fair enough.

Instructions: Each line is automatically prefaced with "Sweating like..."

Each successive poster should start the line again.

I'll start it off with a few.

Sweating like a Sri lankian on a tour bus.
A nun at a cucumber stall.
A blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar

AVGWarhawk
03-06-09, 05:47 PM
...like a whore on dollar day:D

SeaWolf U-57
03-06-09, 05:56 PM
The cast of little Briton drinking in a Blue oyster bar
A nun visiting a candle factory
A welsh man looking at a herd of Sheep

GoldenRivet
03-06-09, 06:00 PM
... an inner city youth trying to read.

Digital_Trucker
03-06-09, 06:02 PM
...a whore in church.:o
...a redneck at a ballroom dance.:timeout:
...Joe Biden at an etiquette convention.:O:

GoldenRivet
03-06-09, 06:07 PM
... like Obama dealing with a credit crisis.:O:

SeaWolf U-57
03-06-09, 06:12 PM
A Vampire in a blood bank
President Bush when he was told about steel toecap shoes
Labour party when they said the UK never had it so good

antikristuseke
03-06-09, 06:13 PM
a man who dropped the soap in a prison shower.

SeaWolf U-57
03-06-09, 06:16 PM
The man who was told to pick up the dropped soap in a prison shower.

SeaWolf U-57
03-06-09, 06:27 PM
The male kiss-a-gram at Grandmothers party

Frame57
03-06-09, 07:33 PM
a fat man at a cannibal convention

Dan D
03-06-09, 08:38 PM
Sweating like an Englishman at a French train station who buys two tickets to Toulouse which is a town in France.

Being placed in a waiting queue of Frenchmen and the French guy before him buys 2 tickets to Toulouse.
Ze Ingländer hums and haws but then: „Two tickets to Toulouse, too!?“

AVGWarhawk
03-06-09, 09:00 PM
...like a fat man with short arms trying to dig his draws out of his butt crack. :shifty:

Jimbuna
03-07-09, 03:54 AM
....Gary Glitter in Mothercare

Jimbuna
03-07-09, 09:56 AM
,,,a necrophiliac in a mortuary

Digital_Trucker
03-07-09, 11:54 AM
....Michael Jackson in an elementary school

Jimbuna
03-07-09, 12:08 PM
Just thought...it'd be easier to use the quote function and add the extra line with each addittional post.

Sweating like...

Sweating like a Sri lankian on a tour bus.
A nun at a cucumber stall.
A blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar
Like a whore on dollar day
The cast of little Briton drinking in a Blue oyster bar
A nun visiting a candle factory
A welsh man looking at a herd of Sheep
An inner city youth trying to read
A whore in church.
A redneck at a ballroom dance.
Joe Biden at an etiquette convention
Like Obama dealing with a credit crisis
A Vampire in a blood bank
President Bush when he was told about steel toecap shoes
Labour party when they said the UK never had it so good
A man who dropped the soap in a prison shower
The man who was told to pick up the dropped soap in a prison shower
The male kiss-a-gram at Grandmothers party
A fat man at a cannibal convention
Sweating like an Englishman at a French train station who buys two tickets to Toulouse which is a town in France.
Being placed in a waiting queue of Frenchmen and the French guy before him buys 2 tickets to Toulouse.
Ze Ingländer hums and haws but then: „Two tickets to Toulouse, too!?“
Like a fat man with short arms trying to dig his draws out of his butt crack
Gary Glitter in Mothercare
A necrophiliac in a mortuary
Michael Jackson in an elementary school

Jimbuna
03-07-09, 12:11 PM
Just thought...it'd be easier to use the quote function and add the extra line in bold with each addittional post, then deleting the quote.

Sweating like...

Sweating like a Sri lankian on a tour bus.
A nun at a cucumber stall.
A blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar
Like a whore on dollar day
The cast of little Briton drinking in a Blue oyster bar
A nun visiting a candle factory
A welsh man looking at a herd of Sheep
An inner city youth trying to read
A whore in church.
A redneck at a ballroom dance.
Joe Biden at an etiquette convention
Like Obama dealing with a credit crisis
A Vampire in a blood bank
President Bush when he was told about steel toecap shoes
Labour party when they said the UK never had it so good
A man who dropped the soap in a prison shower
The man who was told to pick up the dropped soap in a prison shower
The male kiss-a-gram at Grandmothers party
A fat man at a cannibal convention
Sweating like an Englishman at a French train station who buys two tickets to Toulouse which is a town in France.
Being placed in a waiting queue of Frenchmen and the French guy before him buys 2 tickets to Toulouse.
Ze Ingländer hums and haws but then: „Two tickets to Toulouse, too!?“
Like a fat man with short arms trying to dig his draws out of his butt crack
Gary Glitter in Mothercare
A necrophiliac in a mortuary
Michael Jackson in an elementary school
A priest at a boy-scout meeting

Frame57
03-07-09, 01:24 PM
A broke man in a brothel

GoldenRivet
03-07-09, 01:33 PM
A broke man in a brothel

A rich man in a brothel :rock:

Jimbuna
03-07-09, 04:15 PM
Just thought...it'd be easier to use the quote function and add the extra line in bold with each addittional post, then deleting the quote.

Sweating like...

Sweating like a Sri lankian on a tour bus.
A nun at a cucumber stall.
A blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar
Like a whore on dollar day
The cast of little Briton drinking in a Blue oyster bar
A nun visiting a candle factory
A welsh man looking at a herd of Sheep
An inner city youth trying to read
A whore in church.
A redneck at a ballroom dance.
Joe Biden at an etiquette convention
Like Obama dealing with a credit crisis
A Vampire in a blood bank
President Bush when he was told about steel toecap shoes
Labour party when they said the UK never had it so good
A man who dropped the soap in a prison shower
The man who was told to pick up the dropped soap in a prison shower
The male kiss-a-gram at Grandmothers party
A fat man at a cannibal convention
Sweating like an Englishman at a French train station who buys two tickets to Toulouse which is a town in France.
Being placed in a waiting queue of Frenchmen and the French guy before him buys 2 tickets to Toulouse.
Ze Ingländer hums and haws but then: „Two tickets to Toulouse, too!?“
Like a fat man with short arms trying to dig his draws out of his butt crack
Gary Glitter in Mothercare
A necrophiliac in a mortuary
Michael Jackson in an elementary school
A priest at a boy-scout meeting
Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah