How to speak New Zealand

[Jimbuna]

Say out loud for full effect!

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Sex - one less than sivven
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds - children
Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Munce - usually served on toast

[Frame57]

No wonder that is why they filmed "The Hobbit" there. :DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
:rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

:har: Very good Jim! Reminds me of when Jemmeh Cawtah (Jimmy Carter) was president of these United States. Some folks put together a list to explain Georgia-speak to the rest of us. The only ones I still remember:

Rat cheer: In this very spot.
Ovah theah: In another spot.
Beah: What you order at the bar.
Owal: What gas is made from.

[rubenandthejets]

Choice list bro.

[bookworm_020]

At least Kiwi can't blame me for starting this list!:03:

[AkbarGulag]

While in aussie, my mates delighted in getting me to pronounce things... like Fush (fish). To their dismay, none of it came out like they thought it would sound. The only ones in the list that are pronounced like you spelt, are the words starting with 'E'. Maybe it's how you listen? :O:

[kiwi_2005]

At least Kiwi can't blame me for starting this list!:03:

You PM Jimbuna to put this up didn't ya! :mad:

:DL

[Falkirion]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

For some more New Zealand language fun, watch that. Great work by whoever did it. I would've thought "Sheeped As" would've been a better fit though. Those kiwis are always shagging their sheep!

Kidding, promise.

[TarJak]

@Kiwi and Akbar; I have my suspicions about you two. Neither of you end your posts with the traditional "eh bro".:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

At least Kiwi can't blame me for starting this list!:03:

You PM Jimbuna to put this up didn't ya! :mad:

:DL

Of course he did.....your senses do you credit :yep:







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