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SUBMAN1
02-28-09, 10:21 PM
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official,

'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'


The Chief nodded in agreement.


The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
Overboard
02-28-09, 10:35 PM
What No Firewater!!, Bring me two bottle firewater, I give you sister, Bring me three bottle firewater I give you sister and string of beads, :haha: J/K
SandyCaesar
02-28-09, 11:56 PM
Them Indians are a wise, wise people...:D
nikimcbee
03-01-09, 12:52 AM
:haha: :yeah:
bookworm_020
03-01-09, 04:29 AM
:har::har::har::har:
NealT
03-01-09, 09:49 AM
Outstanding! And how true.....
Jimbuna
03-01-09, 10:12 AM
Nice one Sub :DL :up:

An American indian, A Muslim and a cowboy were traveling in the same train car.

The American indian sadly announces, Once we were many, now we are few

The Muslim arrogantly brags, Once we were few, now we are many.

The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, We haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet.
Morts
03-01-09, 10:59 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
SteamWake
03-01-09, 11:48 AM
:rotfl: Good joke Subman, at first the title had me a little on edge

About the 'firewater' thats part of where the Indians went wrong. :yep:
Kapitan_Phillips
03-01-09, 11:54 AM
The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, We haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet.

That damn Neal again!
SUBMAN1
03-01-09, 12:13 PM
:rotfl: Good joke Subman, at first the title had me a little on edge ... It was worded that way on purpose! :D

-S