Is your monitor clean?

[Dowly]

I have only recently learned that all computer screens are covered with bacteria, dust, and germs on the inside that can be dangerous to your health.
This is caused by a variety of reasons and it can prove to be a health hazard for everyone that uses the computer. Some at the CDC in Atlanta have recently said that this problem can be as dangerous as cigarette smoking because of the time that most of us are now spending on computers for work and personal reasons.
As a special present to each of you, I am providing you with the link below at no cost to you to correct this fast growing potential health problem.
Click on this link to clean the inside of your screen.
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

:yeah:

[UnderseaLcpl]

I'm afraid to click it.

[AVGWarhawk]

That is funny Dowly. I will send to my parents. :up:

[mengle]

how dit you get it free? i have payed for my version

[Tchocky]

Aye, but will it clean Dowly's browsing history?

[Letum]

pffffttt....."CDC".

[Schroeder]

Nikimcbee has found a new job?.:eek:

[AVGWarhawk]

Aye, but will it clean Dowly's browsing history?

That would probably burn out his CPU to do a cleaning of the browsing history:har:

[Weiss Pinguin]

I'm afraid to click it.
As am I... This doesn't having anything to do with goats does it?

[AVGWarhawk]

I'm afraid to click it. As am I... This doesn't having anything to do with goats does it?

No but a small animal is involved. No animals were hurt in the making of this link:D

[nikimcbee]

Aye, but will it clean Dowly's browsing history?

That would probably burn out his CPU to do a cleaning of the browsing history:har:

If he has hamburgers and hotdogs in his browsing history, I will find them and take care of it!:har:

The rest you may need penecillin for.

[NeonSamurai]

Ok well my monitor is... clean.. sorta... now what about the smell it left behind? :DL

[Foxtrot]

I'm afraid to lose my porn collection

[Reece]

Good one Dowly, my screen is clean as a whistle,:yeah: however the images are a little blurred now!!:D

[bookworm_020]

It cleaned my screen, but left a deposit on my hard drive!:06:

[Digital_Trucker]

Good one Dowly, my screen is clean as a whistle,:yeah: however the images are a little blurred now!!:D
Totally and unabashedly off topic, but where the hell did the expression "clean as a whistle" come from? It seems counter-intuitive to me. How clean can something be that someone is constantly putting in their mouth and blowing/spitting into?:hmmm:

[Torplexed]

Good one Dowly, my screen is clean as a whistle,:yeah: however the images are a little blurred now!!:D
Totally and unabashedly off topic, but where the hell did the expression "clean as a whistle" come from? It seems counter-intuitive to me. How clean can something be that someone is constantly putting in their mouth and blowing/spitting into?:hmmm:
It has it's origins in the phrase "clear as a whistle". The 19th century phrase "clear as a whistle" meant something was unmistakable or unambiguous. Over time clear morphed into clean. Not really sure why. I guess a pressurized steam whistle would be pretty clean and sanitary tho.

[Reece]

How clean can something be that someone is constantly putting in their mouth and blowing/spitting into?:hmmm:Like "Spit n Polish"!:03: Remember the bar tender cleaning the glasses from the movie Blazing Saddles"!:O::haha:

[Digital_Trucker]

Thanks, Torplexed. Clear as a whistle makes some sense. Kinda like plain as the nose on my face.

Reece, I'm glad to see that there's another movie connoisseur around. That has to be one of my favorite Mel Brooks flicks. That scene made me think twice about bar glasses for a long time.

[AVGWarhawk]

Thanks, Torplexed. Clear as a whistle makes some sense. Kinda like plain as the nose on my face.

Reece, I'm glad to see that there's another movie connoisseur around. That has to be one of my favorite Mel Brooks flicks. That scene made me think twice about bar glasses for a long time.

I loved Blazing Saddles. The camp fire bean scene and 'who is going back to get a sh!t load of dimes?" for the toll in the middle of the desert:rotfl: Anyway, I'm guessing the rot gut in those bottles would kill anything that spit might have in it.:dead: